-Throws hands up- Don't kill me yet. And Don't kill me even after I speak. Recently I got a chance to adopt a NARUTO/HP crossover story. Knowing there were many other great writers I thought someone was going to outdo me when I gave a sample of my writing. Of course I blinked a couple times when I found out I DID manage to sucessfully adopt the story Sasuke's New Little Brother by purplekitsune-chan. I'm just letting you know it is because I thought a story with as much potential that one continuingly shown...well I couldn't help it! I loved it when I read it and I'll have fun writing it. After all I don't plan on bastardizing the story. Whatever notes the author gives me I'm going to use and I'm only adding my own little spice to it! -hides- DONT KILL MEEEEE!! I WILL UPDATE MY OTHERS STORIES AS WELL!! -covers head-

Here is the summary the author has for the story: HPxover. A five-year-old Harry gets magically transported away from an abusive family. When he is found by Sasuke how will things turn out? Warnings: Yaoi and OOCness.

Update: Sasuke's New Little Brother is starting to get written. I will at least try to finish two chapters and post two up to start out. Oh and UchihaKumiko will continue betaing it. I meant to update that bit of information a while ago but I had got caught up. I still will have to sent her both chapters once it is done. When it is edited then voila! The restart of this great story plot line. I must let you know that I have been working with the author and getting out my ideas. However this won't happen everytime because she is busy and I don't want to keep pestering her 24/7.

Now knowing me that summary will be tweaked throughout chapters. I most likely will attempt not to be too OOC, however, we all know that is not always unavoidable.

OTHER FANFICTION PROFILE!! It is a collab profile where Xavi, Katie (a.k.a MissMurderDoll), and I will do collab stories:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~writerscollabrx

A story that I put up on this profile will be done on there. Currently there is nothing however this is the story that will be done on the Collab profile: Adventures of Baby Malfoy, --?

When we start writing on there and if I update a story around the same time that will be mentioned in the authors note.

name: You can call me Rens or just plain old ScifiSOS. Hint: My real name starts with an M. But I want to change it to Renee

Age: 18

Occupation: FINALLY A SENIOR. Although this year I also might take art classes at Mt. SAC!! =

About me: As said I am 17. I am a bisexual girl from California and is quite plain. Currently I have a wonderful surprising boyfriend that is still trying to figure out how I work like I am doing to him. My hopes for the future is to get into animation or illustration but if that doesn't work out I do have some not-so-fanfiction stories in my computer that I have forgotten over time but not lost the muse for. Maybe I can write XD. No - joking. I am not meant to have the life of a writer...unless it's smut. I'll write smut. I'm off track. When I'm not on the computer constantly I am playing video games, txting my bf or friends, watching TV, playing with my two lil mutts that like to bite my butt (ouches), or just laying on the tile with my cat since she sleeps funny. When I AM on the computer I like to write, play pc games, find funny youtube vids, sing really badly, and email my friends n delete the junk virus mail my mom doesn't realize she sends me. If I am OUTSIDE my house I am most likely going to the movies, window shopping, checking out the men and smexy ladies, or just being dragged around with my mum and dad by 'force'. I like to make friends but I am not a very good communicator. I am actually a very awkward person one minute then can be too overconfident the next...does this make me bipolar? Joking - maybe- i dont know yet XD. Well enough about me...okay one more thing. I am NOT a morning person. I will never BE a morning person. If I DO become a morning person I assure you to get a quick glimpse outside. It might be raining men. (It's raining men alleluia its raining men AMEEEEEN - sorry it just popped up.) NOOOOW enough about me. What about you? Any stories you got to read, need someone to email, or are you just plain bored? I wanna know cuse i'm bored too, I would love to read your stories and even though I am not good at writing I will love to give advice or critique your work, and I am almost always checking my emails so I'd love to reply back. =

STATUS REPORT

CH. 6 of CHOSEN TO LOVE A RIVAL - Hiatus: Next chapter contains Draco and Estarca researching for ways to have Draco dive into Harry/Estarca's mind.

FEAR OF THE DARK - Coming up: Neville and Draco showdown. Will Draco help Neville on his guest on who the fuck the green eyed hottie is? Vincent and Greg stalk the Weasley Twins. Rufus is up. Literally - like in his pants up- for Neville. Blaise seduces Ron who in turn gets angry. Payback? A very sexually frustrated Ashtis. Hermione and Theodore start acting like magnets (aka the start of constantly running into each other literally and not.) Pansy and Dean insight on their 'forbidden' relationship. And Seamus managed to lose his eyebrows - again. Small sex scene with Lucius and Sirius - just to traumatize you readers. Then Remus and Tonks scene - a silly scene as an apology for traumatizing you. and finally Severus's Snape mental breakdown - even if he denies it. Now..can you figure out what really will be in the story?

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE MALFOY'S - ch.4 Draco finds out a little more about his parents sex life. Harry and Draco manage to walk in on something scary. And well - sometimes you wish you had taken those lemon drops from Dumbledore instead of finding out...well...

SLAVE OF THE MASKS P. 6 - HIATUS. Next Chapter - we will travel with Draco to Hogwarts. We get a little fight preview between Blaise and Death Eaters. Harry and Voldemort fight and dialogue. Writing style will be different. We watch as Ron gets scared in the woods by none other than the double trouble (aka Fred and George)

My Savior and his Dragon - Hiatus. Xavi hasn't given me anything and we might move this story into our collab profile. He actually said he will start outlining the next chapter. Surprisingly enough...he also made some changes on his first two outlines.

Engraved into the Soul - Coming up: Draco remembers the letter. He runs into a fck buddy of his. He ends up at Harry's apartment again after being chased down. Arguing. Drama. Arguing. (btw I had flashes of inspiration for this story even IF it is badly written)

Sleeping Beauty - Hiatus. I killed this one. I really did. I need to fix something lolz.

Tragedy at my Door - Adoption or deletion? Hmmn. I might actually continue it...someday...just not anytime soon...its just so...crappy...however my first lemon is in it so I figured that it should mean something.

How to Love a Porn Star - Blaise tries to seduce Ron. Ron plays it up (not in that way XD). Pansy sees some extremely beautiful hotties who are potential lovers. Draco and Harry seem to have their falling out and their not even dating yet. Cedric persues his raven. Cho Chang comes in like th-the-thump-thump. Ginny is starting to appeal to the idea of being a bisexual. Luna Lovegood has arrived making people wrinkle their noses at the smell of onions.

Alohomora: Hiatus. Ginny is more devious than we thought. Rita Skeeter has a whole new side? or does she. Either way that howler Draco got did not make him happy.

The Matters of the Heart: Ron feels a bit left out. Takes a drive into the reservation and -HOLY SHIT THE CAR!! Ooh they were so going to kill him. Draco catches the Cullen's taking a drive - with Bella - curiousity gets the best of him. Hermione bumps into some hot stuff. Narcissa is shocked. Lucius is invited to Charlie's house. Hmm.

NEW STORIES THAT WILL COME OUT - maybe ones with - will definately come out. (If you plan to use one of these ideas please warn me and give credit to me for the idea -unless it has been done before)

- Neon(Lame Temporary title) : Avada Kedavra is a product made from Hogwarts Company factories. TGIF is a group of people scattered across the world. Their mission - destroy all Hogwart Company and stop the shipping of their products. I, Draco Malfoy- reporter for the channel five news and successor to the Malfoy fortune, has inside scoop. SLASH LEMON HPXRANDOM, DMxPP, HPDM, LMxNMxSB, SSxRLxSB, RWxHG, RWxBZ, TNxNL, HGXpp, TomRxOC, threesomes, some characters will also get with oc's.

-Yin and Yang - Harry walked into an Antique shop. Out of quilt for insulting the blind, old clerk he asks for something rare and valuable to help him. He never thought he'd get a plain, normal, yin and yang necklace. Then again this IS the wizardly world...a necklace can change you - even if you don't want it too. slash lemon hpdm

- Fire and Ice - Harry Potter is a dark one - a shape shifting wolf who is actually quite rare. After his godfather, Sirius Black, picks him up and they visit an old owl named Dumbledore. Harry is assigned a mission against the other dark one - his enemy for eternity. Despite his lack of social skills Dumbledore assigns two former followers of the other dark one. He didn't expect someone as high and royal as the Pure ones. SLASH, nekoness, lemon, hpdm

The Bet - It was just a bet. If I failed I'd become his -gulp- sex slave. If I succeeded he'd stop groping me. I mean how hard can hooking up Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger? Apparently it's harder than I thought. slash, lemon, hpdm, attempts of HGRW, ocs, n others

Punishment for the Willing - After Harry fucking Potter defeated The Dark Lord and ended the war my life has been spiriling out of control. My parents are in Azkaban, I'm being witheld from my money, threatened to be kicked out of Hogwarts if I don't finish paying for it, and now currently living on the streets since I was evicted from my own home. SO with all this what the hell can someone like me, Draco Malfoy, do? Well...I guess asking Harry fucking Potter for help couldn't hurt...could it?

-Making a Family: CROSSOVER. HPxNARUTO- Fifth year. Draco Malfoy was having a blast during Winter Break but he couldn't help but feel like something was coming. Something that would change his life forever - something in a form of a two year old toddler.

When they fell from the sky - HPxKH crossover!! Harry didn't mind that three people fell out of the sky, because people fall from the sky all the time during Quidditch. No the only thing he minded is that they landed on top of him.

Victim: Summary unavailable. SLASH, Het, Fem-SLASH, lemon, abuse, angst angst angst, some more abuse.

Not as it seemed: Sirius Black is acting strange...well at least stranger than usual. Of course being a 'normal' wizard teenage might have taken it's toll but James Potter doesn't think that's it at all. He follows his friends eyes and what's does he see. Blonde hair, silver eyes, and a vulnerability that shouldn't be there at all. SLASH, will cause changes in the Harry Potter plot, rape, abuse, lemon, JPxLE

Not all that well: Sequel to Not as it seemed - Harry James Potter had given up on love after Ginny dumped him. It has been two years after the war. He accidently bumps into Lucius and Draco Malfoy instinctivly expecting rivalry. Instead he sees a better off dead looking Lucius and A Draco who looks desperate for someone help his father. Out of pity and obsession he sets out on his new pet project as an Auror - find out the details of their misery and misfortune. SLASH, mentions of rape, abuse, addictions, alchohol overuse, lemon

Anything but Ideal: Draco Malfoy has always pictured his ideal lover as beautiful, daring, kind, humorous, and loyal. He always pictured waking up in the morning and going to breakfast in his pajama bottoms just to find his lover cooking for him. Of course gender didn't matter as long as he recieved unconditional love. But of course the some pictures are meant to be ripped and taped together. SLASH lemon, femslash lemon, hetero lemon

- Love for the Spoiled: “You’re one spoiled materialistic son of a bitch Malfoy. I can’t believe I stuck with you.” The blonde smiled seductively. “You poor sod. Should I make it up to you?” slash, gradual hpdm. lemon, other pairings, fem-slash, het

Cross My Heart and Hope You Die: Draco's life has been a living hell since the war ended. Insanity is what is left of him and even he can't hold onto that. If only he had an outlet. Harry Potter deserves some...at least in his mind he does.

-will be done on Collab profile mentioned- Adventures of Baby Malfoy: Draco looks away for a second and the next thing he knows the world seems a whole lot bigger! He should have known better than to leave Potter near the cauldren. THIS STORY WILL BASICALLY BE ON CRACK!

- Hellfire: Inspired by (not based on) The Hunchback of Notre Dame song (which is also named after). Voldemort is struggling with his desire for the youngest Malfoy. The young blond turns to the light after finally having enough of the Dark Lord’s strong advances. Dumbledore offers his protection but places the young Malfoy under Harry Potter. How can the Savior of the Wizardly world protect the person he hates against the person who wants to kill him?

- Voyeurism Series Part I: Draco Malfoy catches Harry Potter in the least likely 'Savior of the Wizardly World' act.

-Soul Searcher: Harry Potter and his little trio are still looking for Horcrux's. Unfortunately for them Snape sends them Draco Malfoy, the only living Soul Searcher in their era. Can this really help them in their quest?

- It shound Not Have been - Draco looks back at how he and his lover got together. Did I mention it's Harry Potter?

- The Amaranth - The Amaranth’s are rare never wilting flowers. However what many people do not know is that amaranth’s are also a rare magical elf. Their kind is named after this flower for they are known to live long and so far have never been killed by any spell or weapon.

Try Telling - Everything he wants to say stays in his head. Everything he doesn’t want to say doesn’t. Sometimes he can’t help but wonder if it’s curable.

-Remind me how to breathe- Draco Malfoy seems to have lost all sense of direction. The air around him closes in and suffocates him. No longer able to break out of the sphere of influence he reaches out for someone to remind him how to breathe. ONESHOTS THAT WILL COME OUT! - ones with the - will definately come out

- So Malfoy, Top or Bottom - I swear someone broke Harry Potter. First everything was normal then one day he pops out of a dark corner, quite literally, and molests me...not that I'm complaining. Best Sex Ever...but still. It's Harry fucking Potter! SLASH LEMON

Rape me, I'm willing: Resisting has always been futile. When he pushed me against the wall all I remember was a jolt of excitement. His eyes dialated and his mouth inching closer. Then he froze and ran away frighten. This time i have him cornered, against the wall, and begging him with four little words. 'Rape me, I'm willing.'

Five Dollar Whore: I've followed him. I watched him be taken away by many men and little women. I want him for myself. I can't, however, take him. For I doublt he'll come. NON-MAGIC HPDM.

- Silence is a bad omen: It was a quiet day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The teachers were relieved. All except for one suspicious Severus Snape.

- Morning Showers: Morning showers are always the best thing to do when you want to wake up. Except it depends on WHAT you do in them that get you ready to face the day.

-Learning the ropes - For StoicCrying. This should have been finished a long time ago but I was out of sorts then. Bondage.

In memory of (sorry I had this cat since I was little. my dad and I regret putting her to sleep since we don't believe the Vet was sure of what was happening for the day before she was perfectly fine...well...I guess that's life for you. Realization always comes too late.)

Ashely Del Rio, cat age of 3 years, died on January 25 2009 at estimated 4:50 pm. Cause of deaf: liver failure or leukemia. Love you chubby - I wish you were still here. You were a special dumb kitty...let's hope your sis isn't lonely. D=

I have several ways of communication.

One: Myspace (link somewhere in profile o-o)

Two: Twitter (ScifiSOS)

Three: PC game FLYFF (lolz yeah i know GEEEEK -points to self- Characters: PhantomsAngel, BloodRedWings, xoRennyox, xoXaviox (cookies if you know the bastard Hint: Original Creator of My Savior and my Dragon), RqkOwnage, xDemonx, and last and veeery least is Rawrage (supposed to be rawr rage but i was lazy xD)

Four: Deviantart(Wubbiesu3 -Originally my mums but i took over MUWHAHAHA, &ScifiSOS).

Five: Youtube - ScifiSOS

Six: Fictionpress . com I have another writer profile there and I just started two stories on their. It's a site where people write their own stories that is their own. It is awesome. My name is the same as this one! I recommend Path of Love and Details (can't remember its full name) plus they have goodie slash and some femmeslash there too. And het! Sometimes there isn't any lemon but they indicate it. There is one story that dooooes have slash lemon and its humor is off the roof. Check the site out!!

If I ever got fanart (which I doubt will happen n I am not posting the links to my crappy old drawings so nyaah!) I would squel like a little girl (technically its a plausible thing for me to do) and thank you continously or maybe try to lay a kiss on you (joking! Joking! aaw come on don't run!)

oh so you can add me to my myspace (growls lolz) : http://www.myspace.com/mirakurumi

I suggest telling me you are from fanfiction or something so I don't reject you by accident XD. You don't have to comment me but maybe say like a Hello would be nice. No one says hello. It's a bit saddening (not the ones who have added me already I mean whenever like i say hello to someone on a game or in real they dont answer -growls- it's inpolite... XD i'm inpolite so i shouldn't say anything!)

The following bellow was sent to me from a review that I completely love right now for it. XD. THANKS ShadowOfTheNight101!

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips
on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you
that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then
when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly
executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start
spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts
themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think
something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's
no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think
of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just
walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this
judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly.
(If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back
for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch
of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong
with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?...
They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth
doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut
someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh...
it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean,
then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his
nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people
for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you
look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you
want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That
way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look
forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the
hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you
think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later
myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly
executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the
issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little
flames out there who never really had a chance...