Author has written 7 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chocolat, Secret Window, Movie X-overs, X-overs, and Mythology.
My name's India. Yes, I know, it's the name of a country. By all means, please insult my intelligence and point this out as if I wasn't completely aware of it. While you're at it, point out how short I am. It's a great way to get on my good side. If I have to explain this first paragraph, it's no longer funny.
Right now my life revolves around telling people about that one time with that one thing with the horse and the wall. Humorously. Or as humorous as a story where the guy who did a huge favor for Asgard got assaulted by a horse can be.
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