Hedo
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since: 05-11-06, id: 1044469, Profile Updated: 08-25-12
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chocolat, Secret Window, Movie X-overs, X-overs, and Mythology.

My name's India. Yes, I know, it's the name of a country. By all means, please insult my intelligence and point this out as if I wasn't completely aware of it. While you're at it, point out how short I am. It's a great way to get on my good side. If I have to explain this first paragraph, it's no longer funny.

Right now my life revolves around telling people about that one time with that one thing with the horse and the wall. Humorously. Or as humorous as a story where the guy who did a huge favor for Asgard got assaulted by a horse can be.


1. Untitled, For The Sake Of Humanity! reviews
THEY DON'T GIVE ME A CATEGORY. So I put it in Mythology. My only explanation for that is that Dr. Steel stole technology from the gods and used it to create robots. He was poked by one of those water-drinking-bird toys until he went insane. Oh and MPREG :
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-09
2. In a Fix » reviews
Captain Jack once told me that he would never have kids. Ah, well. A boy can dream, can't he? Contains MPREG, and probably a helluva lot of it in the future. If that ain't your thing, don't read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 7-20-06
3. The Johnny Depp Maternity Ward reviews
Title derived from another fanfiction I read about Harry Potter characters. Backstories not previously mentioned in the original fanfictions of mine are brought to light or will be brought to light in this fiction.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-06
4. Yet Another Mental Thing » reviews
Mort begins to feel dizzy, tired, and ill while writing a scifi novel about male pregnancy. Is he pregnant? Or is it just his imagination? MPREG, whether real or imagined...well, I'll leave that up to you.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-18-06
5. The Depp Family Tree reviews
Mort Rainey dies and finds out in the afterlife that he's related to a whole bunch of other Johnny Depp characters. I did it for the lulz.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete
6. A Craving For Worms » reviews
Roux starts craving weird things like worms dipped in chocolate. Why, oh, why? MPREG.
Chocolat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-3-06
7. Little Wonka » reviews
Only after the Golden Ticket contest does Mr. Wonka remember what he did after finding that gray hair. MPREG...twice.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,019 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 5-17-06 - Complete