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since: 05-11-06, id: 1044469, Profile Updated: 02-18-09
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chocolat, Secret Window, Movie X-overs, X-overs, and Mythology.

Hi there! As someone who has completely lost her mind, I spend every waking moment of the day attempting to physically manifest as many of my insane ideas as possible. One such example is how I write obnoxious fanfictions where men have babies, which isn't natural and probably shouldn't start happening lest it further exacerbate the problems caused by overpopulation!

I'm a Toy Soldier in Dr. Steel's army. If you don't know who Dr. Steel is then you should change that as soon as humanly possible. Which probably isn't that soon because humans have limitations. And those limitations suck but that's okay because soon the earth will be run by machines.

I play games like Gaia and Runescape when avoiding homework.
I play keyboards for End_Scene.exe
I play keyboards for computers.
I play vinyl records at the wrong speed.
I play with kitties and small children.
I play with my hair.
I play with little mechanical and electronic contraptions.
I play in the kitchen and make lots of yummy food.
I play in my backyard and get stuck in trees.
I play dress up with an assortment of colorful steampunk/scenekid clothing.

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1. Untitled, For The Sake Of Humanity! reviews
THEY DON'T GIVE ME A CATEGORY. So I put it in Mythology. My only explanation for that is that Dr. Steel stole technology from the gods and used it to create robots. He was poked by one of those water-drinking-bird toys until he went insane. Oh and MPREG :
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-09
2. In a Fix » reviews
Captain Jack once told me that he would never have kids. Ah, well. A girl can dream, can't she? Contains MPREG, and probably a helluva lot of it in the future. If that ain't your thing, don't read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 7-20-06
3. The Johnny Depp Maternity Ward reviews
Title derived from another fanfiction I read about Harry Potter characters. Backstories not previously mentioned in the original fanfictions of mine are brought to light or will be brought to light in this fiction.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-06
4. Yet Another Mental Thing » reviews
Mort begins to feel dizzy, tired, and ill while writing a scifi novel about male pregnancy. Is he pregnant? Or is it just his imagination? MPREG, whether real or imagined...well, I'll leave that up to you.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-18-06
5. The Depp Family Tree reviews
Mort Rainey dies and finds out in the afterlife that he's related to a whole bunch of other Johnny Depp characters. I did it for the lulz.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete
6. A Craving For Worms » reviews
Roux starts craving weird things like worms dipped in chocolate. Why, oh, why? MPREG.
Chocolat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-3-06
7. Little Wonka » reviews
Only after the Golden Ticket contest does Mr. Wonka remember what he did after finding that gray hair. MPREG...twice.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 5-17-06 - Complete
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