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Author has written 7 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates of the Caribbean, Chocolat, Secret Window, Movie X-overs, X-overs, and Mythology. My name's India. Yes, I know, it's the name of a country. By all means, please insult my intelligence and point this out as if I wasn't completely aware of it. While you're at it, point out how short I am. It's a great way to get on my good side. If I have to explain this first paragraph, it's no longer funny. I also go by Hedo, Aeron, Nicodeme, Cadet Hedo...Occasionally Indy, but stopped introducing myself that way after people kept assuming I meant "indie." I don't know what they thought I meant. To me, Indie is a quirkadelic kitten with a ridiculously long full name and an even more ridiculously gorgeous mom...maddy...owner...whatever. I usually prefer to go by the masculine names listed there. It's just easier. I am a proud Toy Soldier and my mission is to bring a little bit of happiness wherever I go. Not to mention, the uniform is rather spiffy on me, if I do say so myself. I hope to one day operate a day care center from my home that provides affordable childcare that parents can pay for and kids can enjoy. On the side, I hope to sell some of my writings. I've already written a book and I'm slowly chipping away at the second one. Give me another few years. I have been told on numerous occasions that I am "crazy." I am not the type of person to revel in supposed insanity. That is for thirteen-year-olds who don't want to accept that they have absolutely no personality, and overcompensate by finding the slightest traces of being "unique" and emphasizing them ad nauseam. The idea of "womanhood" is, for me, both unenviable and sickening; I look forward to few things more than slipping through fate's thin, manicured fingers with knees scraped, hair slashed and sanity intact, after which I'll do the rational thing and continue to cause an incredible amount of ruckus, but with a smile on my face and the same good intentions I've always had...not so much transformation as sublimation. In other words, I'm a dude with a uterus. That is why there's so much goddamn MPREG. | |||||||
1. Untitled, For The Sake Of Humanity! reviewsTHEY DON'T GIVE ME A CATEGORY. So I put it in Mythology. My only explanation for that is that Dr. Steel stole technology from the gods and used it to create robots. He was poked by one of those water-drinking-bird toys until he went insane. Oh and MPREG :Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-092. In a Fix » reviewsCaptain Jack once told me that he would never have kids. Ah, well. A boy can dream, can't he? Contains MPREG, and probably a helluva lot of it in the future. If that ain't your thing, don't read it.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 7-20-063. The Johnny Depp Maternity Ward reviewsTitle derived from another fanfiction I read about Harry Potter characters. Backstories not previously mentioned in the original fanfictions of mine are brought to light or will be brought to light in this fiction.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-10-064. Yet Another Mental Thing » reviewsMort begins to feel dizzy, tired, and ill while writing a scifi novel about male pregnancy. Is he pregnant? Or is it just his imagination? MPREG, whether real or imagined...well, I'll leave that up to you.Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-18-065. The Depp Family Tree reviewsMort Rainey dies and finds out in the afterlife that he's related to a whole bunch of other Johnny Depp characters. I did it for the lulz.Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete6. A Craving For Worms » reviewsRoux starts craving weird things like worms dipped in chocolate. Why, oh, why? MPREG.Chocolat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-3-067. Little Wonka » reviewsOnly after the Golden Ticket contest does Mr. Wonka remember what he did after finding that gray hair. MPREG...twice.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 5-17-06 - Complete
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