I’m Megan ~

I Hate – tuna pasta, relief teachers, roman sandals, homework

I Like – guacamole (not), my soft toys, Tamora Pierce books, to sleep in, reviews, reviewers

Hobbies – drawing, reading/writing fanfic, designing stuff, shopping

Often – forgets stuff, leaves homework until the last minute, wishes she wasn’t broke so she could afford TP books, stares aimlessly out of windows, slips vegetables to the dog, wonders why Kel didn’t end up with Dom in Lady Knight

Pets – my lovely dog Karma, my families cows, my Mum’s chickens (not technically mine), my two annoying little sisters (not out of choice let me assure you of that!)

Lives in – New Zealand

Has – stormy blue eyes, long straight brown hair, eaten too many easter eggs this year, no idea what I want to be when ‘I grow up’(which is unlikely to ever happen), (never dyed her hair; no more, has died hair purple once), more purple in her room than healthy, no sense of commitment

Used – to be blonde, to not be obsessed with Tammy books – oh dear how boring, to love chocolate (oh wait a second, I still do! Darn)

Favorite colours – pink, purple, black, blue and sometimes brown and green

Is – broke, good at swimming, obsessed with TP and Meg Cabot books, disgustingly lazy

Sometimes – sneaks biscuits out of the cupboard, wishes that she lived in Tortall or Emelan, wishes she had Daines powers so she could talk to her darling dog

Pairings I like - Ke/Dom(favourite!), Neal/Yuki, Raoul/Buri, Alanna/George, Aly/Nawat (hes so sweet!), Miri/Evin, Beka/Rosto, Lily/James - fallen in love with pairing via fanfiction - Obsessive Lily Disorder is hillarious, i highly reccomend it!

Pairings I dislike - Kel/Joren, Jon/Alanna (being a queen wouldn't suit her and he becomes a prig if you ask me), Aly/Dove (im not against same-sex couples but hey, ew!)

Okay that’s a bit about me ;) probably more than you all want to know too!

Well anyway I will try not to bore you any – hey you! pulls out a long wooden stick and proceeds to start poking a student at the back of the class who, unfortunately, had fallen asleep I’m talking! How DARE you fall asleep glares at stranger with contempt, who is now nursing his badly bruised arm.

Anyway, that’s about it :)

Some Of My Favourite Quotes ~

“That photo is like feeding Skelegrow to a jellyfish,” remarked Verity, “It is physically, morally and aesthetically wrong.” ~ The Beautiful Game, by koonell

'It is all fun and games till someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious; Then you run like heck and act like you know nothing.' ~ Tried and True Tricks, by nativewildmage

Jen replied as if it were as simple as 1+12. ~ Saving James, by Luminous Star

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government, I'm here to help.'"~ Ronald Reagan

"When I dance, people pay money to find a cure for whatever horrible disease I have."~ Jeff Foxworthy

'“I bet you think the world isn’t sensible enough for you is it?” Aly asked her.

“I do think so – unfortunately the world thinks I’m not sensible enough for it.”' ~ Convent Girls I, by Romantique Desespere

'Evil Girl-Child' ~ Ulasim, Tricksters Choice/Queen can't remember which one

'"You need never unsay something that tou did not say in the first place"' ~ pg 34, Squire

'"Your related to Neal?"

"Sadly, yes. I call him Meathead. Have you ever met anyone so stubborn?"' ~ pg 40, Squire

'"If I killed everyone that was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep."' ~ Alanna the Lioness

'"I myself have noticed my growing resemblence to a daffodil."' ~ Nealan of Queenscove, First Test (or Page? i accidentally threw away my favourite quotes page that had all the pages/books on it)

'"We daffodils like having things brought up. It reminds us of Spring."' ~ Nealan of Queenscove, same book as above

'"I am honest as dirt and even more charming than dirt."' ~ Alianne of Pirates Swoop

'"I think as a human being. Men don't think any differently than women - they just make more noise about being able to."' ~ Alanna of Pirates Swoop and Olau, The Woman Who Rides Like a Man

'"...free time is an illusion. It's what you get when you die and the gods reward you for a life spent working from dawn until midnight."' ~ Gareth the Younger of Naxen, Alanna: The First Adventure

'"...a champion must always be honest. Even when others lack the courage."' ~ Alanna, quoting Gareth the Elder of Naxen, Lioness Rampant

'"When people tell me a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks"' ~ Lord Sir Raoul of Goldenlake and Malories Peak, Squire

'"Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary"' ~ Neal in Lady Knight, when Kel says "he was the only one to threaten to tie your tongue in knots" - thanks Tortall Tribe Freak

'"It is my fate to be misunderstood"' ~ Neal

'"Mithros save us, they'll allow just any freak of nature up here won't they"' ~ Dom, Lady Knight

'"Shouldn't you be frolicking or something?"' ~ Aly in Trickster's Choice

'"I think it's fair rude to make him a tree and not know what kind he is."' ~ Verlidaine Sarrasri, Wolf Speaker

'"There are plenty more fish in the sea, and this particular fish loves you with all his crooked heart."' ~ George

'"Why do guys say someone acts like a girl as if its a bad thing?"' ~ not quite sure who again - please e-mail/review the answer to me

'"If I'd known I'd be traveling with a legend, I would of thought twice about comin' along."' ~ Coram Smythesson, Lioness Rampant

'"You're cocky, aren't you. Killed anyone lately?"' ~ Duke Roger

'"I suppose I'm being rude and obnoxious again, but if it means promoting book learning amongst my peers, I'll just have to risk it."' ~ Nealan of Queenscove, First Test?

'"I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should"' ~ Jonathan of Conte

'"The only thing I know is that I jump when I am told and I have no free time"' ~ Alanna of Trebond, Alanna: The First Adventure

'When in doubt, shoot the wizard' ~ Kel's thoughts, quoting Numair Salmalin, Lady Knight

'"But he’s got the LIONESS for knight-master!"

"You think that’s FUN?" ~ Dom and Kel, Squire

'"Silly!" Neal said with a grin, cuffing her head gently. "The king doesn't expect you to be perfect- you're the only one who's dolt enough to expect that!"' ~ Neal to Kel

'"I was canoodling, as you so gracefully put it, when you were four."' ~ Numair Salmalin, In The Realms of The Gods

'"In for a garnet, in for a ruby. They're both the same to me."' ~ Alianne Cooper, Tricksters Choice

'"I am Sandrilene fa Toren, so you'd best start lapping, kitty."' ~ Sandry, The Magic in the Weaving/Sandry's Book

'"Ah. Sandry has it. So you said, 'Here Sandry, take my magic, I'm not using it right now."' ~ Dedicate Frostpine of Winding Circle to Daja, The Fire in the Forging/Daja's Book

'"You woke me to talk about birthdays?"' ~ Briar Moss

'"I'm a girl. That's my job."' ~ Evvumeimei Dingzai of Yanjing to Briar, Street Magic

'"I meant to do that."' ~ Daja Kisubo

'"Not my head, idiot, my braids."' ~ Trisana Chandler to Kethlun Warder, Shatterglass

'"Did you know that the magical rune for discord is the combination of the rune for house and two runes for mage?"' ~ Duke Vedris of Emelan, The Will of the Empress

'"Are you DEAF? I didn't ask for a vote! MOVE THEM!"' ~ Tris, The Will of the Empress

'"GIRLS. Aggrimetatious, argufying-"' ~ Briar, The Will of the Empress

'"Wishes are toys your mind plays with while pirates sneak up behind."' ~ Tris

'“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri”' ~ hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, i'm pretty sure.

'"You have always said it is far better to appear innocent while others take the blame."' ~ not sure, PM me if you know. cheers.

'"I thought they killed you. I lost my temper."

"Magelet that is perhaps the biggest understatement I have ever heard."' ~ Daine and Numair, Emporer Mage (thanks for pointing out my mistake, hands cookie)

'"good question, next question"' ~ Alanna/Neal, Lady Knight or Squire (i think LK, plz tell me)

'"Worried for my security, I´m touched"

"Touched in the head!"' ~ George and Alanna, In the Hand of the Goddess (?)

'"I don't know why I came over because you know the rules as well as I do, but Raoul wanted me to tell you that if you got killed he would never speak to you again."

"So helpful"' ~ Kel and the Field Monitor, Squire

'"Cooked or Raw, Sausages are NOT the food of the Gods"' ~ Kyprioth the Trickster, Tricksters Choice

'I would have kissed him if I kissed stupid men' ~ Aly about Topbaw

'"Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitue for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients, and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt."' ~ Sandra Boynton

'"You're only given a little spark of madness. You musn't loose it."' ~ Robin Williams

'If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?' ~ Vince Lombardiwill

'“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest… Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly... stupid”' ~ Captin Jack Sparrow, the adorably funny guy that he is.

'Never kick a tree no matter how badly it insults you.' ~ warrior by heart's profile

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!” ~ warrior by heart's profile (and very true for me too this quote ;))

MEGAN’S BULLETIN BOARD

Info on my upcoming stories and my stories that are already up.

Fort Steadfast -Almost come to an end, I think, for the moment anyhow.

Untitled - One-shot for now.

Killed by Court Shoes - One-shot.

Court Rivalries - dedicated to RedingRobyn. Thanks to opalshine for her many helpful suggestions for the story. Finally COMPLETE!!!

By Royal Decree - On Hiatus. Will try and start on it again soon

While At Masbolle - I am surrently writing the next chapters in this story, and hints, ideas or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Staff in need for my new C2 Community, for K/D. PM me if you want to be staff on my C2 (Dearest Domitan) or you have a story you want to be shown in it. Currently gathering stories to put on it.

I have another account (ATimeOfHope) that will be deicated to my J/L writings, which i will type up when i have finished the stories that i have up for K/D. This will most probably be quite a while in waiting.

Formerly 'meganidge'

Last Updated:~ 21 February 2008