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Supernatural Quotes
Sam: So burning the body didn't do anything?
Dean: Sure it did, now it's pissed
Dean: Your, uh, half-caf, double-vanilla latte is gettin' cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me.
Sam: So, you talked to the cops?
Dean: Yeah, I spoke to Amy a, uh, charming and perky officer of the law.
Sam: Yeah, and what did you find out?
Dean: Well, she’s a Sagittarius. She loves tequila, I mean...whew. Oh, and she’s got this little tattoo...
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Man, I am freaking velvety smooth!
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I’m sorry man, but what about a Human by day, a Freak Animal Killing Machine by moonlight, don’t you understand? I mean, Werewolves are badass. We haven’t seen one since we were kids
Sam: Okay Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it we can go to Disney Land!
Kat: So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam: It's kind of our job.
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counsellor.
Dean: I look like one of the blues brothers
Sam: No you don’t, you look more like a seventh grader at his first dance
Dean: … I hate this thing!
Dean: Hey, Sam, Who do you think is hotter psychic - Patricia Arquet, Jennifer Love-Hewit or you?
Sam: Dude knock it off.
Dean: Oh you’re just afraid you’re going to get a little nair in your shampoo again.
Sam: Well just remember who started it.
Dean: Bring it on baldy.
Sam: You need to calm down.
Dean: Well I'm sorry I can't.
Sam: Yes you can.
Dean: Sam, this plane is gonna crash so stop treating me like I'm fricken four!
Sam: You need to relax.
Dean: Stop with the touchy self-help yoga crap! It's not Helpin'!
Bender: the only reason I don’t let my boys take you out right here and now is that there’s something I need to know.
Dean: Yea, how about it’s not nice to marry your sister.
Bender: Tell me, any other cops gonna come lookin for you?
Dean: Eat me… no no no wait wait wait! You actually might!
Dean: You’re not gonna kill me are you?
Sam: No
Dean: Good, cause that would be awkward
Sam: Dude, you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well for one they’re cassette tapes and two Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica?… It's the greatest piece of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.
Dean: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car…
Sam: Oh, come on.
Dean: It's killing me!
Sam: Let it go.
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: Looking at the haunted hotel We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.
Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
Dean: I’m the oldest which means I’m always right
Sam: No it doesn’t
Dean: Yea, it totally does.
Cop: Does your brother have a drinking problem?
Dean: Sam? Two beers and he’s doing karaoke!
Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Dean nods
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
Dean: Damn cops.
Sam: They were just doing their job.
Dean: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.
Sam: Wakes up from a nightmare Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.
Officer: Fake U.S Marshall, Fake Credit cards...Do you have anything that’s real?
Dean: My boobs
Dean: looking at scarecrow Dude you fugly.
Sam: Are you humming metallica?
Dean: it calms me down.
Dean: Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public
Dean: Where’s our father Meg?
Meg: You didn’t ask very nice…
Dean: Where’s our father Bitch?
Sam: Only Dean can call me Sammy!
Dean: No chickflick moments!
Sam: On phone Bite me.
Dean: Bite her… but don’t leave teeth marks or anything cause...
Sam: Hangs up the phone
Sam: Dude, you smell like a toilet!
Cop: You think you’re funny?
Dean: I think I’m adorable
Dean: You take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass
Dean: To his car Oh, I’m sorry baby; I’ll never leave you again.
Sam gets out of the car
Dean: Hey see if they’ve got any pie
Sam slams the door shut
Dean: BRING ME SOME PIE!
Dean: How did you get here?
Sam: I uhh, stole a car
Dean: Haha! That’s my boy!
Sam: Dude, were you on my computer?
Dean: No
Sam: Oh really? Because it’s frozen now on busty-asian-beauties.com
long silence
Sam: DEAN!
Dean: I dunno what this thing is. Hands Sam a piece of paper
Sam: You mean Carly’s my-space address?
Dean: Yea, my-space… what the hell is that
Sam: laughs
Dean: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?
Sam: You’re bossy
Dean: What?
Sam: You’re bossy
Dean: …are you drunk?
Sam: Yea, so?
Dean: ……Stupid!
Dean: You’re like a walking encyclopaedia of weirdness.
Sam: Dean! Andy's got the Impala!
Dean: I know! He just sorta asked me for it and I let him take it.
Sam: What?!
Dean: He full-on Obi-Wan'd me! It's mind control, man!
Sam: We've been at Bobby's for over a week now, and you haven't brought up Dad once.
Dean: You know what, you're right. Come here. I’m gonna to lay my head gently on your shoulder. We can cry, hug, maybe we can even slow dance.
Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!
Sam: Gimme a break.
Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you. Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.
Evil god: You know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge.
Dean: If you fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill ya!
Evil god: Very good.
Sheriff: What newspaper did you say you worked for?
Dean: World Weekly news
Sam: Weekly World News
Dean: World…
Sam: Weekly World news
Dean: Wor… I'm new.
Sheriff: Get out.
Ellen: I know Gordon. He's a real good hunter. Why you asking, sweetie?
Sam: We ran into him on a job and we're kind of working with him, I guess.
Ellen: Don't do that, Sam.
Sam: I thought you said he was a good hunter.
Ellen: Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter's a good psychiatrist.
Dean: There's going to be hunters there! I don't know if going in and announcing you're some sort of supernatural freak with a demonic connection is the best thing, ok?
Sam: So I'm a freak now?
Dean: You've always been a freak.
Dean: What do you think, Scully; want to check it out?
Sam: I'm not Scully; you're Scully.
Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.
Dean’s “confession” to the video camera
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius; I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.
Charmed Quotes
Piper: Oh please please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold!
Piper: So why is sir Lust-A-Lot after you?
Paige: How should I know?
Piper: Well, because it’s your damn fairytale and it’s alive and frozen it our kitchen
Leo: Piper this is completely illegal
Piper: Yeah? Well so is marrying a dead guy okay? Let’s not get technical now.
Piper: You were at Cole’s all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh
Piper: Did you…
Phoebe: Uh huh
Piper: Was he…
Phoebe: Uh huh
Piper: ... Okay
Piper: Tell me the truth, do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?
Prue: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Piper: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.
Krell: I am Krell, a Xotar
Prue: Hi, I’m Prue, a Scorpio
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don’t like them, but I don’t go running naked through the house screaming RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration… I was wearing slippers!
Leo: Piper, he’s gonna kill me when he finds out
Piper: Don’t be ridiculous, you’re already dead
Paige: Power. Power’s good. I like power… Why do I like power?
Paige: No time to dawdle, there’s a baby on the way
Leo: This is crazy, you can’t leave like this
Paige: We very well can’t ignore Chris’ birth can we?
Chris: I’m the baby; I give you permission not to!
Leo: What is that? Is that a time portal? Is that what that is? What are you using it for?
Chris: …I don't have to answer that.
Leo: I thought you said you had nothing to hide.
Chris: …I don't have to answer that either.
Green blob is growing rapidly on Chris, trapping him. Chris is struggling to get free.
Grams: Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter.
aside, to Leo
Grams: You know… he doesn't look very qualified for the job.
Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy: We've got them now.
Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
the blonde sisters gasp
Mabel: How dare you!
Mabel blows up the doors
Piper: Run!
Phoebe: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper: Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe: No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Piper: That’s no excuse!
Phoebe: We’re not demon hunting, we’re going to lunch
Chris: Hey, I’m not unreasonable; we can go demon hunting after lunch
Leo places the lamp on a table. Piper stands behind him.
Piper: It’s just so bright.
Leo: Of course it’s bright. It’s supposed to represent the light of eternal love.
Piper: Wait, does that mean we can never turn if off?
Phoebe: At this rate you’re gonna turn it off in record time.
Piper: I’m just saying, I don’t think it belongs in the living room.
Leo: Or the parlor, the dining room, the foyer.
Piper: Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh, do you think I’m stupid? I’m staying out of this!
Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
holds up ultrasound picture
Chris: That's not what I meant.
Paige: looking at picture I don't see it.
Piper: Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
points
Chris: Whoa!
grabs ultrasound
Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind?
Phoebe: Are you making spaghetti sauce?
Piper: No, that’s demon blood.
Piper: What are we gonna do?
Leo: What we always do.
Piper: Talk about it later.
Prue: I kicked ass!
Cole: No, you kicked air.
Paige: Who are you calling? Spells R’US?
Piper: Are you gonna help or are you just gonna ramble?
Paige: I’m just gonna ramble
Drake: the point is, Leo and Piper’s love; it’s epic, It’s massive, it’s Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer
Paige: All tragedies, I might add.
Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we’re in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds.
Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch will kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her.
Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up
Cole: Oh, what am I gonna do with you?
he unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin!
Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
Krell: Just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs
Piper: …Stomachs?
Eva: Oh, you've made that clock so small, you must posses great powers.
Piper: No, just a good credit card.
Paige: You used to be a demon and a lawyer?
Cole: Yeah
Paige: insert joke here
Piper: I have a date
Phoebe: A date? Really? Does he know about Wyatt?
Piper: Nope, and he’s not going to any time soon… at least not till after the honeymoon
Piper: We went, we saw, we didn’t quite conquer.
Cole: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe: With my demon ex-husband from hell?
Phoebe: Who's Natalie?
Piper: She's a…
Leo: Fellow whitelighter. See I finished your sentence.
Piper: That's not what I was gonna say.
looking in the Book of Shadows
Phoebe: Is that it?
Piper: No, it looked more like a bird
Paige: A bird? So you’re saying maybe the Audubon Society sent the demon after us.
Phoebe: Piper, you should just relax and let it happen.
Piper: Yeah, easy for you to say, you weren’t' t the one sleeping with an angel for three years.
Phoebe: Yea, but you were nervous when you and Leo first started, you know. I seem to remember that you used to freeze him during all the good parts, right! Hey, maybe you should, uh...
Piper: No, I'm not freezing Greg. I'm so nervous I'll probably blow him up.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Norrington: You are without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me!
Will: You're the one their looking for, the pirate.
Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Elizabeth: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Jack: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack: But why is the rum gone?
Will: Jack!
Barbossa: It's not possible.
Jack: Not probable.
Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So were all men of our word really...except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Black Sheep Quotes
Phillip: Joanna, did you steal the frogs from school?
Jo: I prefer the term, borrowed with no intention of bringing them back
Kyle: Why anyone would want to be friends with you is completely beyond me
Jo: Most things are.
Jo: William Shakespeare was a sexist pig who believed that women were either evil or stupid and should be kept on a tight leash. If someone thought I was evil, I would give them a bloody good reason to!
Kyle: I think you're evil
Jo: And I think you're stupid, what's your point?
Mary: He didn't portray Juliet as evil or stupid
Jo: Oh please, killing yourself over a guy is about as stupid as a girl can get!
Alec: (laughing) Kyle and some of his friends were laughing at Jo, so she threw the ball at him and hit him smack bang in the face.
Jo: I didn't throw it at him... it accidentaly slipped out of my hands and managed to find his fat head.
Alec: I have homework to do
Larry: And are you actually going to do that homework or are you just using it as an excuse to get away?
Alec: I'm just using it as an excuse to get away
Lisa: ALEC!
Alec: Just kidding... sort of
Jo: OH MY GOD!
Alec: Yep, that would be me!
Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn Quotes
Bella: Stupid shiny volvo owner
Jacob: may the best MAN win
Edward: you got that right...pup
Bella: I love you
Edward: you are my life now
Edward: Perhaps I should have made our alcoholic a heroin addict instead.
Bella: So what you're saying is I'm your brand of heroin?
Edward: You are exactly my brand of heroin.
Edward: (to Bella) Before you, my life was like a moonless night; very dark, but there were stars -- points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.
Jacob: Did you just seriously stamp your foot?? I thought girls only did that on TV!
Bella: I wasn't interesting. And he was. Interesting...and brilliant...and mysterious...and perfect... And possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand.
Bella: Mike was beginning to take on characteristics of a golden retriever. I imagined him with a wagging tail.
Bella: I have been tortured. Alice painted my toenails.
Jacob: Who's afraid of the big, bad, wolf?
Alice: Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche
Edward: Bring on the shackles-I'm your prisoner
Emmet: I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around.
Bella: You're sort of beautiful
Jacob: You must've hit your head hard
Bella: I'm not kidding
Jacob: Thank you sort of
Bella: You're sort of welcome
Emmet: Fall down again Bella?
Bella: No, Emmet. I punched a werewolf in the face.
Edward: Take care of my heart. I left it with you.
Alice: I'll play you for it, Scissors Paper Rock.
Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins.
Alice: I do. Excellent.
Bella: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Emmet: Oooo, Scary!
Edward: You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.
Alice: No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you.
Bella: Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.
Renee: Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.
Edward: Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.
Rosalie: Over my pile of ashes
Bella: Did you know that I told you so has a brother, Jacob? His name is Shut the hell up.
Leah: Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby. On his head, apparently. He used to gnaw on the crib bars too."
Jacob: Lead paint?
Leah: Looks like it.
Seth: Funny. Why don't you two just shut up and sleep?
Jacob: You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Rosalie: I've heard that one before.
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