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since: 05-12-06, id: 1045056, Profile Updated: 06-03-08
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Author has written 7 stories for Wheel of Time, Watership Down, High School Musical, and Harry Potter.

Quote of the Moment:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
Since a few people have asked, I thought I'd clarify this: this is a parody of the supposed "reasons" people use to say gay marriage should be banned. I in no way support the banning of gay marriage.

Three Sins by Jane D is quite possibly the best fanfic on FFN. If you've ever seen The Goonies, go read Three Sins.

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1. A Christmas Carol reviews
[SSFE for Dragon Pants]The drama team goes caroling, and Ryan falls down and hurts his leg, so Troy takes him back to school alone. This story will have mentions of SLASH, so you have been warned!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-26-06 - Complete
2. Dance With Me » reviews
Troy has liked Ryan for a while, so he decides to ask him for dance lessons to help him in the play, to bring them closer together. it will have RyanTroy SLASH, so don't like don't read.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 6-6-06
3. Birthday Surprises reviews
Troy has a surprise birthday party. Birthday fic for FallingWithGrace. Has SLASH.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-7-06 - Complete
4. A Shattered Soul reviews
A little poem about Voldemort. Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-06 - Voldemort - Complete
5. Blackavar's Song reviews
A poem about what the does felt after Blackavar tried and failed to run away from General Woundwart's warren.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete
6. Signs reviews
have you ever wondered what Tuon was always signing to Selucia. this is my take on what she said. THIS IS A PARODY. do not take it seriously.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-30-06 - Complete
7. Tuon, Dear Tuon reviews
have you ever wanted to hit Tuon when she starts calling Mat a liar about all his stories, then goes of to predict the weather in the daisies and the future in the birds? if you have, you might like my poem.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-30-06 - Complete
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