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WOOHOO SOMEONE WHO LOVES OUR STORIES :)
001. The-Random-Arsonists
And also, if you don't like our stories...DON'T REVIEW THEM!
Alex (Yes I'm a GIRL!) & Mariya (No it's not pronounced Mariah! It's pronounced Maria, but I don't like it that way.)
We no longer have the DA account of DaniValentine, something went wrong with it, now we have seperate accounts~
Alex's~ http://wickedghoul.deviantart.com/
Mariya's~ http://hell0xkittyx13.deviantart.com/
we're still buddies though:D
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God made us friends because our parents couldn't handle us as sisters! -Us!
The Friendship of Bondness! Know it! Fear it! OBEY IT! -Us!
We're friends, so stick that in your juicebox and SUCK IT! -Us!
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WE BOTH HAVE SEEN WICKED! IT'S SO OZ-SOME!
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Alex met Mariya at the mental hospital, which is where she works for she's nuts, and she found Mariya shcrounging for scraps of pudding in the dumpster!
We are both IN LOVE with Roger Rabbit, Danny Phantom, and Johnny 13. (Mariya sighs)
Our interests (same things for both): Wicked, Rent, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, typing, and most importantly, eating junkfood while watching TV. (But thank goodness that we are still slim!) We are gonna be actresses even if writing is our passion! (Alex does stupid dramatic pose)
If we could we would quit school for eternity (but unfortunatly that is not an option!)
RULES OF STORIES:
1.) There will be slight cussing in rated T stories, but nothing more:)
2.) NO DXS JUST DANNY AND VALERIE OR DANNY AND EMBER --(new couple we like)(and some of our made up characters.)
3.) We will update ALOT : )
4.) Don't diss our stories in your reviews, or else Dinkie (made up charactor) will have a word with u! She can diss you SO bad in a manly voice that you will have nightmares until you are in your late 20's. (don't diss us WE MEAN IT)
5.) We will very rarely do tragedy (the only reason this rule was changed was because tragedy has for some odd reason been our inspriation lately..yeah we know it's weird!)
OBSESSIONS:
Mariya: Johnny 13 (x100) Fun Danny,and also Jullian (but he's lower on the foodchain) BUT! mostly MARKUS! -the sexiest man in this universe!
Alex: Roger Rabbit (x50) and Danny (x100) Fun Danny, and Super Danny ( Johnny belongs to Mariya) (Mariya cries with joy and Alex does slapping noise).
MUSIC: Wicked, Rent, High School Musical, Evanescence, Remember by Ember (obviously), Kelly Clarkson, Cosmo and Wanda song, Raven Symone, and NOT Emma and Elly (made up charactors), Bear Nesesity's (only because Bradley sang it), Footloose, JoJo, Hannah Montana, Pink, Little Shop of Horrors, Beauty and Beast, Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, Cheetah Girls, Skye Sweetnum (sp?), Bonnie Tyler && MARKUS! (cas he is sexy!) (Alex body slams Mariya making her end up in a full body cast!).
QUOTES:
Mariya: He's soooo cute! (About Johnny obviously.)
Alex: My Inviso Babe! (About Danny obviously.)
Mariya: Caps lock does not express my fangirly joy!
Alex: (draws picture of 4 yr. old Danny and 14 yr. old Danny) 4 yr. old Danny, is cute, 14 yr. old Danny, is hot!
Mariya: What's thinking gonna do? Alex: Uh, nothing! Mariya: It never does!
Mariya: (after seeing Avatar for three months) So who's the bald guy? Alex: (ticked off voice) AANG!
RANDOM STUFF WE DO:
1.) Whisper to our pillows as if they were telephones.
2.) Think Micah-this certain pervert-is a pervert (We heard that word in Ice Age 2, and for the record, Mariya's mom had to tell us what that word meant, we didn't already know it!)
3.) Whisper to our pillows as if they were Danny or Johnny. (Mariya types Johnny and Danny -JOHNNY MUST ALWAYS BE 1ST! Alex rolls her eyes)
4.) Think that plums are power (At least Alex does!)
5.) Laugh hysterically at everything.
6.) Talk like Emma and Elly (Our made up charators who sound kinda Russian.)
7.) Alex writes 'pudding' on her water bottle instead of her name!
8.) Alex sniffs her pictures of Danny!
9.) Mariya uses the word 'sexy' ALOT!
Random Made-up Charactor Quotes: (Alex owns Emma and Mariya owns Elly)
Emma: Guys! I saw something really weird out by the graveyard! COME QUICKLY! (The group is halfway there!) Minnie: Emma, do you even remember why we're here? Emma: Of course I remember! Why wouldn't I remember? (Minnie is about to speak)Emma: Don't even answer that! (They finally get there)Minnie: Emma, why are we here? Emma: I don't remember! Why would I remember? (Minnie beats Emma up)
Elly: (To her saxaphone) It's okay Pepe, they didn't mean it! You're wonderful, yes you are!
Emma: (talking about a very lengthy story) AND then! I inhaled! AND then! I exhaled! AND THEN! I kept BREATHING!
Elly: (To Johnny 13) Jonathon, you should really consider shaving your legs, arms, and that HIDIOUS GOATIE!
Emma: Old ladies wear lots of make-up to look young! Minnie: Emma, YOU ARE YOUNG! Emma: Sshh! Don't tell them that, they'll envy my youth!
Elly:OMG! DANNY' S THE TERMINATOR! Jenny: OMG! YOU NEED YOUR OWN HEART?
Emma: (Emma and Minnie are on AIM) Minnie, it's Emma, respond or I will hunt you down like a wolf! Minnie: Emma, if you EVER say that again, I will hunt you down like a wolf!
INSIDE JOKES:
Alex: What kind of a guy would call himself a princess?
Alex: (grabs Mariya's shoe) This is what I'd do to Christian if I ever saw that miserable fatso again! (strangles the shoe) YOU MUST DIE YOU EVIL LITTLE THINGAMAJIG! (body slams the shoe) (in sweet voice) Okay, now I'm done! (Christian did something that we do NOT want to discuss to Mariya, and NO it's NOT inapropriate, but anyway, we hate his guts because he's annoying!)
Mariya: (about Jullian in a clam costume) He's SO cute! Alex: Mariya, IT'S A CLAM!
Mariya: (soon must sing somewhere thats green) Don't forget to loudly scream the words off stage for me!
Mariya: Grr! I can't believe they have to tell each other they love each other. Alex: Mariya it's called ACTING!
Mariya: (her own version of a Wicked line) Markus and I are going to be married! Alex: He asked you already? Mariya: No! He doesn't know yet!
Alex: (after that Connie person from One of a Kind says if only he were a woman!) Danny's future is a woman, does that count?
Alex: (looking at Danny pictures on her camera 'I take pictures of the TV! I'm guilty of it!') He looks good in this one, and this one, and...wait that's me doing something stupid! Oh, and he looks good in, oh, he's good looking in all of them!
Mariya: (about a play we might do at a school)I don't want people to look at me! Alex: Mariya, on stage, people HAVE to look at you! Mariya: I JUST DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT ME!
Mariya: I saw the Ultimate Enemy two times more then you! Alex: Don't push it...or I'll bite you! Mariya: I'm sexy!
Alex: (about Mr. Meaty) NO! IT'S A PLAGUE ON THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE! Mariya: IT'S A DESRUCTION TO ALL MAN KIND! Both: TURN IT OFF!
Alex: (About this really annoying guy) The only one's who worse then Chris are Theodork and the man of many voices! Mariya: Ohh! OKAY! ... wait... GOD!?!?
Alex: (while her and Mariya are having a brownie) (Mariya has just stuffed her whole piece into her mouth) I shouldn't be that foolish, I shall savor this! (stuffs her whole piece in her mouth)
Alex: I'm obsessed with crumbs! Mariya: I'm obsessed with Markus!
Alex: Danny would look cute as a baby, and I bet Frostbite would look like a cute little plushie as a baby!
Mariya: (is in a car and sees license plates while going to California) I see some licenses that say Arizona, and some say California, and one says Florida, SO I MUST BE IN FLORIDA!
Alex: We had cake, brownies, and the esence of Danny!
Mariya: I'm not thirsty, I'm a cannibal! Alex: A cannibal is someone who eats human flesh! Mariya: I MEANT I'M A CAMEL!
Thus concludes our insanity, if you made it all the way down here without getting bored or annoyed with this profile, go and enjoy a cookie:D
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