Das Lieblingsfach
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since: 05-14-06, id: 1046043, Profile Updated: 09-08-11
country: USA
Author has written 23 stories for Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Pirates of the Caribbean, No Country for Old Men, Twilight, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Allo Allo!, StarTrek: The Original Series, Nightmare Before Christmas, Glee, WordGirl, Red Dead Redemption, Cinderella, and Star Trek: 2009.

I like to write about people, places, and things. Please comment on my work, won't you?

While you're at it, please check out my trailers for Where Sea Winds Blow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuzJKtsSgds) and for A Midsummer's Nightmare (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snXkd4Gm5E8)

Some More Update Stuff-

Hey guys! So, I've recently begun another fanfic-related project involving DeviantArt. Yeah, that's right, I'm illustrating! Mind you, I have no artistic ability, so its all re-colored bases (using...Microsoft Paint). But considering my available resources, I don't think they're too horribly bad. They were fun to make anyway and I intend to churn out some more. I'm changing my homepage link to my new DeviantArt account so you guys can go check it out if you want. Thanks! =D

Story Statuses-

Against All Odds- No promises on this one, dudes. It seems like the Karopez relationship is going to take place in canon and since this story was kind of my way of exploring uncharted waters, I kinda feel like it's purpose afterward will be obsolete. Long story short, I may not ever be finishing this, but I do plan on writing more Karofsky/possibly Karopez centered stuff.

A Midsummer's Nightmare- Updating again, suckahs!!! Not much else to say, I guess I was just in a whiny mood before. Reviews or no, I'm having too much fun with this story to quit now. XD Updated as of 4/18/11.

Of Bicycles and Berets- I had a story outline for this that I'd like to write through, eventually. This was actually written during one of my earlier Allo' Allo' phases and, recently, I had another, so I edited this and placed it here. When my next Allo' Allo' fixation comes along, I'll be sure to start work on this again.

Cupid's Chokehold- Updated as of 6/14/10! Like I explain in the author's note within, this will most likely be the only update for a good while, depending on when and if my interests re-gear themselves in WCMI's direction.

A Time Before- On hold indefinitely. I know where I'm going, I just don't have the ample motivation to keep it moving right now. I'm sure I'll go through a Zelda phase again soon and this story will most likely be updated sooner rather than later.

As If The Sea Should Part- A work in progress. Someday, I definitely will finish this, folks. I promise. I am very much invested in this story. The problem is, I am now spanning the events of At World's End, which many of us know was somewhat of a plot clusterfuck. Making sense of all that, plus adding my own layer of complexity while keeping everything cohesive has been rather difficult, to say the least. My interest in this has never waned, however, and all I really need at this point is to sit down, re-watch AWE, re-read the scripts, and re-map out my plot. Its still on drawing board guys, but know now I will finish it, come hell or high water. ;)

Indian Summer- Not very likely to get an update. I'm going to be honest and say I feel very, very wary of this story. I am pleased that a lot of people are content or at least somewhat confident in my abilities to continue this plot idea and are interested to see where its going to go. At this point, I first want to give the first chapter a make-over/re-edit before I make any strides in a forward direction. I also need to construct a somewhat solid plot layout. Basically, this story has a lot of work that needs to be done with it and the fact that I feel like I'm walking on eggshells to prevent the story and characters from being butchered doesn't really give me much motivation to continue. I'm going to say its possible I might update this story someday, but I'm very afraid of doing so.

She's A Real Lady- Not likely to get an update soon. This is another story that I somewhat know the direction of, but simply lack the interest to continue at the present time. I'd say its very likely I'll have a Sweeney Todd phase again and I'll update this again when that occurs.

"Write because you have to, don’t do it for any other reason. If it isn’t a burning desire in the pit of your being that compels you to create through a written form, then leave it be. Writing is something that has to come from the soul and cannot be done for any reason other than the writer’s compulsive need to write. If you attempt to do so for any other reason, you’re cheapening that which all other writers aspire towards."
-Jack Davenport


1. A Midsummer's Nightmare » reviews
Tivona O'Dwyer is a Manhattan drug-dealer who accidentally stumbles into Halloween Town. When she begins to focus her efforts on seducing the pumpkin king, things get a little weird. Eventual, awkward Jack/OC/Sally triangle.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 174,468 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 9-22-10 - Jack S. & Sally
2. Nothing More reviews
Dave comes to Kurt's graduation to see him one last time. Canon up to OMW. One-sided Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-12 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete
3. For Beecher's Hope » reviews
When Jack's efforts to maintain the ranch after his family has died fails, he is forced to go to Mexico after President Abraham Reyes' rumored fortune, getting mixed up with Miranda Fortuna and her gang of rebels along the way.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 12-17-11 - Ja. Marston
4. A Not So Modest Proposal reviews
It's Christmas Day and Thomas, the baker, has something he wants to ask Anastasia. Things don't exactly go according to plan, however. One-shot, uber-fluff, result of an rp.
Cinderella - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-11
5. Taking It Back » reviews
After the meeting at Scandals, Dave and Kurt attempt a friendship, much to the behest of everything around them. Kurtofsky primary , Klaine slight , Seblaine. Rating likely to rise.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 11-10-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.
6. Not My Type reviews
Sebastian approaches Dave with an offer. Kurtofsky one-sided , Seblastian, a bit of Santofsky. Spoilers for 3x05.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-6-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete
7. Despite It All reviews
Word Girl, now Word Woman, returns to Fair City after 15 years and Dr. Two-Brains quickly realizes she is the only superhero worthy to call herself his enemy, as well as the only one capable of stealing his heart. TBxadult!WG romance, one shot.
WordGirl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-14-11 - WordGirl/Becky B. & Dr. Two-Brains - Complete
8. Fine Lines reviews
In Dave, Kurt had come to find both a friend and protector, the latter of which would save him from a late-night attack. Dave, however, is not left unscathed. Rating for language, homophobic slurs/actions and non-gratuitous violence. Eventual Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.
9. I Will Be Waiting reviews
Wherein Dave and Kurt actually have their first Prom King and Queen dance together, completely Abba-less. Implied Kurtofsky. Rating is for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-12-11 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H.
10. Against All Odds » reviews
A mistake leads Dave and Santana to the realization they have more in the common than they'd like to think. A reluctant friendship forms and strengthens as the two find themselves relying heavily on each other. Strong Language, future Kurtofsky Brittana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-21-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - D. Karofsky & Santana L.
11. Of Bicycles and Berets » reviews
If one is planning to fall in love, one should avoid brunette Resistance women with deep brown eyes, especially if one is a British agent in disguised as a French policeman with little to no nerve. Michelle/Officer Crabtree
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-12-11 - Published: 6-16-10
12. Daddy Kissed Santa reviews
On Christmas Eve, Kirk and Spock's two children venture downstairs to catch a glimpse of Santa. What actually awaits them, however, is a most fascinating sight. In the same AU of one of my other stories, Nexus Dreams Oh, also, SLASH.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
13. But A Dream reviews
On the anniversary of Jim's final departure, SpockPrime reflects. Inspired by In The Autumn Mist by Lyrastar. Slash warning, FYI.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-10 - J. Kirk & Spock Prime - Complete
14. Spock's Cure reviews
It is said there is no cure for the infecting tears of an Elasian woman. Spock, despite himself, will find a way to help Jim. Takes place toward the end of "Elaan Of Troyius". Total, unabashed K/S slash, with a sprinkling of Scotty/Uhura for my own sake.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-10 - J. Kirk & Spock
15. Nexus Dreams reviews
Just a bit of fluff that explores a life Jim and Spock might have lived together in the Nexus. Definitely K/S slash, probably AU.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Spock & J. Kirk - Complete
16. Where Sea Winds Blow » reviews
Through a common series of unfortunate events, their destinies were entwined. Only time would tell if they would be joined, and if a pirate woman could save a former commodore from his own pride. Anamaria/Norrington, Willabeth. Events of DMC revisited.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,376 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 2-3-09 - James N. & Anamaria - Complete
17. As If The Sea Should Part » reviews
AWE, revised. Jack escaped before being eaten by the Kraken and is taken prisoner by Sao Feng. Meanwhile, Norrington plans a coup in Port Royal to overthrow Beckett. Sequel to "Where Sea Winds Blow" Norrington/Anamaria, Willabeth, Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-22-10 - Published: 1-1-10 - James N. & Capt. Jack Sparrow
18. Cupid's Chokehold » reviews
Based on Bri Chan's WCMI An interpretation of what awaits the characters in the next installment. Will Kida have her revenge on Alice? Will Reginald and Alice's date be a total flop? Are Pirates somehow involved? All is answered within.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,308 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-14-10 - Published: 12-28-08
19. A Time Before reviews
A story that chronicles the time leading up to OoT. How and why did Ganondorf become so close to the King of Hyrule? What catalyzed the Hyrulean civil war? Why did Nabooru turn against her King? Somewhat AU, eventual, one-sided Nabooru/Ganondorf
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-10 - Nabooru & Ganondorf
20. Claire De Lune reviews
One early, summer afternoon, Harry and Luna enjoyed a private waltz before going on an outing. H/L, oneshot. Takes place sometime after Hogwarts and before their respective marriages.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-10 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete
21. Promise Me You'll Leave reviews
An alternative scenario to when Edward breaks up with Bella in New Moon. A bit OOC, maybe AU, and possibly not for hardcore Twilight or "Team Edward" fans. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-24-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
22. Indian Summer reviews
It was a moral obligation, not the luck of a coin flip, that would keep her alive. They would have to blend into the desert soil together. She would be forced to accept the soul of a killer, and he, to distinguish liability from the need to protect.
No Country for Old Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-28-09
23. She's A Real Lady » reviews
When Judge Turpin takes an interest in Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney encourages her to pursue him, hoping to reel him back in to the barber's chair and underneath the razor. But what happens when Mr. Todd realizes he's jealous? Sweenett in later chapters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 7-5-08