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Yargy the Pirate Queen
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since: 05-14-06, id: 1046287, Profile edited: 09-30-08
Author has written 4 stories for Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and Inuyasha.

Name: Call me Yargy

Various Nicknames: Trisha-san, Mori-chan (Gaia), Travis, Tall Girl, Giraffe #5, Loser, or my personal favorite "Hey you!"

Likes: ANIME, horses, drawing,writing, glittery things, FIRE, making amvs, ipods, sleeping, movies, music, tape, hangin wit friends, reading, dancing like an idiot, ddr, being crazy, being lazy, being sarcastic, being on the computer, swimming, dragons, fantasy, hooded sweatshirts, hot topic, hockey

Dislikes: dog farts, leeches, jellyfish, mud, not getting enough sleep, homework, high gas prices, humidity, wakeing up early, not having milk when eating cookies or something chocolaty, computers that dont work, papercuts, swimming with fish, 5, the door that doesnt open on my car, mosquitos, YAOI, YURI

Favorite Animes: Saiyuki, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun, Chrno Crusade, Advent Children, Bleach, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club,

Favorite Bishonens: Goku, Gojyo, Hakkai, Deidara, Sasori, Tamaki, Kyouya, Hikaru and Kaoru, Nekozawa, Cloud, Kadaj, Yazoo, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Kurama, Youko, Kuronue, Jin, Touya, Hiei, L, Mello, Matt, Reno, Vash, Wolfwood, Ukitake, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Szayel,

Anime That Will Haunt My Dreams Forever: Puni Puni Poemy (shudders...)

Anime ppl that i HATE: Kami-sama, Professor Ni, Light, Misa, Tousen, Sasuke, Orochimaru

Anime ppl that i dont particularly care for: Yuffi, Gai, Gaara, Sephiroth (is smited by fangirls everywhere), Gin, Aizen, Momo

Fav Movies: Treasure Planet (awesome movie!), LOTR! (Faramir...yum), The Producers (amazing!), The Dark Knight (JOKER), The Breakfast Club, The Bird Cage, POTC, Lilo and Stitch, Emperor's New Groove, Meet The Parents, Advent Children, Master and Commander...really this could go on forever.

Fave Tv Shows: Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Ghost Hunters, Cash Cab, AFV, Everybody Loves Raymond, Home Improvement, George Lopez, Whose Line Is It Anyway

Music: Miyavi, AnCafe, Within Temptation, Josh Groban, Disney (can't go wrong w/ disney!) Soundtracks, weird stuff no one has ever heard of before...basically anything except rap and heavy metal

Awesome Quotes

"I'm waiting for a velociraptor to run out in the road so i can hit it."-Me

"Cloud will be America's Next Top Model!" -Jackie

"Fear Axel's fiery hubcaps of doom!"-Me

"I was stupid to think i could survive out in the Boonies!" -Monica

I have the stomach ache of a goose!" -Tom

"I'm not quitting until someone crys!" -Jeremy (during a nerf gun fight...some one did wind up crying too!)

"Eternal joy be mine...i would rather stick pins in my eyes"- My dad

Batman Be Queer!" -my definition for OMGBBQ

"You're like a bright ray of sunshine on crack!"-Josh

"Did you just say that you were pregnant at six months old?" -Josh (came in at the WRONG time)

Watch! I can shoot a skittle out my nose!" -my bro (tries to do so but cant) "It works better if you plug the other nostril genius" -Me

"Are you looking at the pictures of shame?" -Anna

"My face smells like Trident!"-Me

"The cat drools when she purrs. She's a freak of nature!" -daddy (the cat really does too)

I had a nightmare about laundry detergent and a dream that Hiei was a UPS man and he stabbed me with his electric pen device!" -Me (that was a weird dream!)

"Ho my god! My cat is a Mary-Sue!" -Me

"I'm shmixin' my food!" -Dave (aka: mixing food together)

"Dude! I need my flavor crystals!"-Dave (aka: salt)

"I'll give you two nickles if u get me some cheesecake!" -Dave

I don't want to be a hunter...i just want to shoot things that die!" -tom (one of the dumbest things i ever heard lol)

"That was frika-frika-fine!" -my bro

"HAIKUUUUUUUUU!" -Elise

Hey it's Christopher Walkin! Nice!" -RJ

"Say that again and I drop kick a baby!" -Tom

"Where the heck do i live?" -Me

"I learned all I know about religion through my art history class!" -Me

"I have the same shoes too! See!" -Greg Ayres (I was talkin to him at Detour08 and...just PM me if you want the rest)

"Did you hack at this with a sword?" -Teacher "...Maybe..." -Me

"I hope you drown in your tea!" -Me to said teacher above

"Noo! Why is Gin always my BF? Am i really that evil?" -Me "...Yes." -Roomie (Quizilla thinks i'm a good GF for Gin/Aizen)

"He cackled in my doorway!"- Matt

"If I had a Gremlin, I would kill it. I'd drag it behind my bike!" -Matt

"OMG! Why'd they change the juice box?!"- Roomie

"I've been a roomate to a friggen psycho! There were so many signs!" -Roomie (on rooming with me)

"Devil child!" -Mom (i was spouting random evil again)

"My new hobby is collecting the death masks of the Little Rascals!" -Dad (i still have no idea trust me)

"I put in 18 pennies." -Uncle Pete "...Thats 18 cents!" -Mom (she had a rare stupid moment)

"This is not an honest game!" -Me (Uno...we tend to cheat when we play)

"Why are you still playing? You won a long time ago!" -Hannah "...Jeez i really suck at this game!" -Me(Playing Ligretto and i didn't know i won)

"There she goes. She's going back down to her cave." -Mom

"Fun is for losers!" -Me "Right on! That's my girl!" -Dad

"Someone needs to find a way for men to expirience pregnancy." -Me

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Look for me in other places to:

Youtube: thesparkleninja

GaiaOnline: Morioka (im on here ALOT)

AIM: Meerkat4224

Xanga: Yargy

I...

Love throwing pencils at my ceiling fan

Have tripped over air

Will destroy you if you l337 talk me

Am a creature of the night

Am obsessed with the Akatsuki, Arrancar, and Organization XIII (hot bad guys...enough said)

Want to be a pirate

Am a fan of Bill Engvall and Dane Cook

Watched one of my college teachers mistake Demyx for Sephiroth (how do you mess those two up?)

Have cut Sesshomaru's markings out of paper and taped them to my dog (pix below!)

Almost got kicked out of Wal-Mart for an incident involving fake blood

Fall down the stairs at least once a day (its a miracle im still alive)

Listen to Christmas music all year round

Am so obsessed with KH that i have my own life-sized, metal keyblade that was happened to be made in Pakistan

Would rather stick a fork in my ear than become a Snape fangirl

Run around in my Naruto headbands weilding my keyblade and kunai claiming that i will save the world! Woo!

Think Mulan is one of the best movies ever

Can fall asleep upside down

Can recite Robin Hood Men In Tights almost word for word

Am probably the only person on this planet who likes to eat Pilsbury Creasant dough strait from the tube

Have a Kunai in my car in case friend or foe needs to be smite

Do not like being in cornfeilds

Make ridiculous faces while speaking with a horrible British accent

Have met, talked to, and had my picture taken with Greg Ayres! (PM for our random conversation)

Finally got my hands on Kadaj's Souba! It's real and it can cut things!!

Almost broke my face in a parking lot on account of a glomp

Yargy's Ponderings

1) Why is it that we women freak out when you see us in our bras and undies but have no shame to walk around in skimpy bikinis?

2) "NOW MADE WITH REAL CHEESE!" What was i eating before? Fake cheese?

3) Where do all the eraser bits go?

Other Fun Facts!

She'll be at AnimeDetour 08! So if you see someone dressed as Satella from Chrono Crusade and Nekozawa from OHSHC walkin around, its probably her!

She is slightly dyslexic even though she reads a lot

She wants to bash peoples faces in when they use "borrow" instead of "lend"

She has currently has 3,423 songs in her iPod

She has a slight obsession with composition notebooks and headphones

She is the current resident champion of Scategories in her family

She has jammed a paper scanner 42 times in the span of 2 hours

She is allergic to the red dyes in red colored drinks

She can do pretty nifty Sid the Sloth, Stitch and Gollum impressions

She wants to learn how to play the violin

She sucks at riddles

She always needs to have paper with her otherwise she starts twitching

She has suffered a Wii related injury

She likes watching gymnastics on TV

She believes her whole day will be ruined if she doesnt put her right shoe on first

She has never won a game of checkers...which means that she has had her butt kicked by her own 9 year old brother

She sleeps with at least 4 fans on everynight regardless of what season

She has considered a life of crime

She has calculated the amount of times that she could trip, fall, and crack her head open on the stairs in one day. Its approximatly 490 different chances.

She makes tinfoil hats so the aliens cant read her mind

Her dream in life is to punch somebody

She has gotten in trouble at Walmart for riding a bike around the store

She has murdered her sanity with a chainsaw

She has an amazing T-shirt Tan going for her

She quotes The Joker whenever she has the chance

She clicks her jaw 3 times when she's mad

She hates cheese cake

OMG! Draw-rings

Kingdom Idiots!-Fluke, Yargy, Axel, Demyx, and Marluxia drawn by moi for Hisa-me Kurai's Kingdom Idiots. I can't win with scanners. Looks a lot better on paper. Drawn with trusty Crayola pencils lol! I LOVE CRAYOLA! Marluxia was super fun to draw and color. Axel gave me the most trouble.

Yargy!- Yargy started out as a drawing! I stole his idenity! Bwahahaha! Joint drawing by me and Jyu1ch1!

Yargy Prelims!- Wanna see something horrifying? Look no furthur! This is where Yargy origionated! Jyu1ch1 and I saw potential and cudn't let him go to waste in our friend's notebook so we stole him. Dark Blue= my insanity Light blue= J's. We also drew some of the things in black!

Fruits Basket Zodiac!-Me n' Jyu1ch1 as our Chinese Zodiac. I'm the Sea Goat. J's the Fishy. Drawn by me for my FB story!

Squibs and George!- Drawn by Kody-chan! Bask in the cuteness of it!

Bulba!- drawn by kody-chan again! yay!

Deidara!because i had nothing better to do at work

Writer's Block!- Its an ugly thing. Drawn in 5 mins colored in 10 with gel pens, a marker, and a colored pencil lol

Sesshy-kins!- being bored is a very bad thing. Cut out of paper, colored with markers and taped to my dog using double stick tape!

Fear the Wheat! - drawn by Bad Luck! Darn strait u shud fear the Bagette! Its french!

Game Over- Demyx gettin hella mad! Drawn by Jade the Barbarian!




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