WARNING: My drug is PMS, and I tend to OD a lot.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "Just because I'm sexually attracted to manaquins and chairs doesn't mean you get to make fun of me!" -Jake
"Don't cry, pretend you ate a bar of soap then hiccup all night" ~ me
"Solfege! It's like crack cocaine! Once you start using it, you can never stop!" -My music teacher
KOBIE: "Mooooove!"
RANDOM TEACHER: "MOooooo!"
MY MUSIC TEACHER: "MOOOOO! Cows say MOOOO"
KOBIE: "If I was a cow, I'd say, stop pulling my udders or I'll kick you."
MY MUSIC TEACHER: "If I was a cow I'd say get your face by my boobs so I can kick you."
me:
TWAS PIERRI'S MIRACLE ELIXER!!
AHHHHH!
Yuli-chan: pirelli
me: WANT SOME PISS AND INK?!
Yuli-chan:)
no thank you
me: TAKE IT!!
Yuli-chan: ...
me: -THROWS LITTLE KID-
TAKE IT!!
Yuli-chan: -catches and throws back-
me: -TROWS BACK AGAIN-
Yuli-chan: -plays catch-
me: PARDON MY "H"
-STUFFS KID IN CANNON AND SHOOTS-
BWABHAHAHAHFDAJBDFHADF!!
"You made my boobs organic!" ~ Jenna
"You...have a dick." -Sar
Ruthie of the Wildcats, OMSC! RUTHIE, I WORSHIP YOU EVEN MORE NOW! WHEEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
atruwriter, you have earned a place up at the top of my profile. I worship you.
March 5th
Shit, I seriously haven't done anything for almost a year?
April, hm, 26?
TWO MORE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!YAY! Oh, I have a new story that hasn't been posted yet, called either the Race of the Rising Sun or Elven Cats. Oh, and review A Tale of Amber because it's cool.
April 14
Sorry for me not being on Warriors for a while, I was fininshing "The Cat Hybrid." I'm a bit skeptical, it doesn't seem realistic. Good plot, check, cool characters, check, reality, ocasionally. It made me laugh at parts. I enjoyed it, though. I might start a new story, but I don't know what it will be, all the ideas I have suck to high heavan. Ugh.
April, err, 12?
OMSC! RUTHIE REPLIED TO MY REVIEW AND SAID SHE WOULD REVIEW MY STORIES! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!! RUTHIE, if you ever see a girl with a "Ruthie of the Wildcats I worship you" bookmark, that's me!
SHOUT OUT TO THE REALLY AWESOME FRIENDS I'VE MADE ON TLK FANFICTION THAT I'VE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE :
MinisterSweetGoodKid Thanks!
Kovu 01 THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING!!
King Ligerion THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH TOO!!
Shadow Swift YOU TOO!!
and it grows all the time! Y'all rock! Thanks for everything!
SHOUT OUT TO THE REALLY AWESOME FRIENDS I'VE MADE ON WARRIORS FANFICTION THAT I'VE NEVER MENT IN REAL LIFE :
Pinefur of DragonClan I see you a lot around here, no?
CeruleanRider Ditto
-Skyeheart and Silverwing- Go shapeshifter story!
Steeltalon DON'T FLAME MY ULTIMATE HSM! I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT STORY DOWN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! -cackles-
Brambleclaw's Babe You're here lots, too
Littlewhisker Ditto
Skyfeather123 Ditto
Ruthie of the Wildcats I WORSHIP YOU (Again...)
and it grows all the time. Y'all rock too! These are people who I enjoy their fics, and they sometimes (hopefully) enjoy mine.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR FLAME RISING
Blah blah blah
HI!
About me
I am Firestar's age.
My name is Aneis, Icestar, BORK!!, Beanie, err, Stelmaria, Salcilia, erm, Spork, what else? Only for one person: Senni
Appearance: The sex-goddess you know you love.
Weight : 8: 36 pm: Hold on, let me check. 8:38 pm: 99.6, but I just had a huge dinner.
Favorite pairings:
Hermione/Draco - So CUTE!! It just works.
Hermione/Snape - She is waaaaay too young for him, but they're SO SO CUTE together!!
Hermione/Lucius
SWEENETT
Turcy
Zira/Scar - They are MADE for eachother
Kiara/Hassan (MY own character) - NO duh. Read the story.
Squirrel/Bramble - THEY ROCK! HOw could you NOT loke this? COME ON!
Fire/Sand-This works better than Dust/Sand
Silver/Gray-WHY?! -sobs-
Ice/Black - I guess you'll just have to read ScarClan, won'tcha?
I like to: Write and read, play my Gameboy (I'm so lame. I play Legend of Zelda. Don't look at me that way!), lip-sync to Sweeney Todd, and hang with my friends.
Favorite animals:
Lion, Tiger, Snow Lepord, cats, and uhhh, any other kinda cat. :-).
Fave. Clips:
Lion King 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXPf64wHhNs&search=hortensie
HP #4 http://www.creativefamily.net/emmy/mugglepants/
? http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/index.html
?http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf
THIS IS SUPA SUPA FUNNY!
AND THIS IS EVEN BETTER!
There's more in the world...
Fave Lion King Characters:
Zira & Scar, and my own. :-)
Gender: Female
Mood: Crazy, happy, sad, crazy, mad, hormonic, Did I say Crazy?
Fave story I wrote: Maybe the lion king one...or ScarClan...yeah...maybe a Tale of Amber...
Things that Scare me: Burning. People. It. Freaks. Me. Out. So. Much.
In a Warriors fanfiction I'm working on, this is PELE, or Nighthawk http://www.linsdomain.com/gods&goddesses/pictures/pele.jpg
FAVE CHARACTERS FROM WARRIORS
1. Tigerstar. Tigerstar. TIGERSTAR! 'Nuff said.
2. Spottedleaf- NOO!! SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE! WHY?! WHY DID YOU KILL HER? WHY?! -sobs in a corner munching a cookie-
3. Brightheart- She rocks more than, erg, 12 more cats. That's pretty good.
4. Cinderpelt- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! -sobs in corner munching popcorn-
5. Brambleclaw- You could have made a nice mini-Tiggy, but you failed. -hisses-. But you're still cool.
6. Firestar- HA HA FIRE-Y DUDE! You ranked six! TIGERSTAR RANKED ABOVE YOU! HA HA!
7. Silverstream-HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE SILVER-GRAY?!
8. Yellowfang- She is just way awesome. I like her. She's cool.
9. Feathertail- I should keep the family together.
10. Morningflower- I loved how Firestar (heart) wouldn't fight her in the battle. She wouldn't fight him either.
11. Leafpool- She is so cool, coming back to her clan and all!
12. Smokepaw- He had to got and DIE. Ruin all the fun -mumbles-
13. Ravenpaw- Too cool for words.
14. Tawnypelt- She's pretty cool. Gawhap.
15. Sandstorm- You made the cut. Lucky you.
LEAST FAVE CHARACTERS FROM WARRIORS
Ashfur- THE LITTLE CREEP! TRAITOR! DIE YOU FILTHY BALL OF STINKING FUR!! I HATE YOU! -Goes to hunt him down with a flamethrower-
Cloudtail- He forgets about Brightheart. You suck, Cloudtail!
Daisy- DIE YOU CREEP! YOU MADE CLOUDTAIL FORGET ABOUT BRIGHTHEART!!
Graystripe- See? Your actions reflect upon your ranking. If I were Firestar, I would strip you down to a kit name, boot you out of camp, and make you run away to Ravenpaw. Or BloodClan. Hey, that's a good idea...
Millie- You know what? I hate this stupid Silverstream knock-off. SHE SUCKS! You better run away with Ashfur -Pulls out flamethrower again- M'kay?
Squirrelflight- Okay, I liked you before I read the Sight. Now I don't. HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A BAD MOTHER?!
Russetfur- She sucks.
Scratch that. I hate all of ShadowClan except Tawnypelt. She rocks.
Hm... That's about it.
Ketchup is good with: EVERYTHING. That mean s Oreos, cucumbers,etc.
x I am shorter than 5'4. (Sadly...)
x I think I'm ugly sometimes. (Though not tons.)
x I have many scars
x I tan easily. (Oh, God, yeah!)
x I wish my hair was a different color. (Black or tawny)
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo. ( I want one. It will be a tramp stamp.)
x I am self-conscious about my appearance.
x I have/I've had braces. (
I wear glasses.
xI would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
x I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
x I've sworn at my parents. (A few times)
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
x My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old. (Not anymore! Thank god!)
x I want to have kids someday. (2-4)
I've had children.
I've lost a child.
School/Work
x I'm in school. (It sucks)
x I have a job. (I volunteer at Hepzibah)
x I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Yoga class)
x I almost always do my homework. (Usually)
x I've missed a week or more of school. (Vaca)
x I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (Yeah)
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've been fired.
I've skipped school.
Embarrassment
x I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
x Disney movies still make me cry. (SOME OF THEM, but that's if I'm in a very estrogen-y week)
x I've peed from laughing. (A bit)
x I've snorted while laughing.
x I've laughed so hard I've cried.
x I've glued my hand to something.
x I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public
Health
x I was born with a disease/impairment. (But it's gone now. Nothing major...)
I've gotten stitches.
x I've broken a bone. (Two in my arm)
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling
x I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (On a plane
x I've been on a plane. (I've spet more than a week in the plane, SOLELY going to Hawaii)
x I've been to Canada. (Yes)
x I've been to Mexico. (Ahh...yes)
I've been to Niagara Falls.
x I've been to Japan. (Thrice)
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
x I've been to Europe. (Paris)
I've been to Africa.
Experiences
x I've gotten lost in my city. (Yup)
x I've seen a shooting star. (-sigh-)
x I've wished on a shooting star. (yeah!)
x I've seen a meteor shower. (Lahvly, aren't they?)
x I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (Don't tell anyone)
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts. Do what you gotta do to survive. (Not yet, but I have someone in mind...)
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've been an abuse victim.
x I've gone skinny dipping.
x I've played spin the bottle. (It, is actuality, pretty boring.)
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (I can't stand the taste of milk)
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing
x I've been in a play.
x I've met someone in person from the internet. (Uhh...yeah, because I knew them BEFOREHAND)
x I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
x I've played a prank on someone.
x I've ridden in a taxi.
x I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Bizzre-ly.)
x I've eaten Sushi. (Any seafood makes me sick. It's so gross...)
I've been snowboarding.
I've been bungee jumping.
Relationships
x I'm single (not really lovin' it)
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
x I've had someone cheat on me.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
x I miss someone right now. (Doesn't everyone?
I have a fear of commitment.
x I have a fear of abandonment.
I've cheated in a relationship.
I've gotten divorced
x I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
x I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
x I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
x I've had a crush on a teacher.
x I love to flirt. (It's fun)
I've been kissed in the rain. (I wish)
x I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
I am a terrible liar. (not. I feed lies to my friends to see if they believe me. They do)
x I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
x I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (eat that third bowl of ice-cream
I've snuck out of my/someone's house.
x I have lied to my parents about where I am.
x I am keeping a secret from the world.
x I've cheated while playing a game.
x I've cheated on a test. (Only once. I was in 1st grade...)
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
x I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
x I've shoplifted. (Can't remember, so I prolly have
Drugs/Alcohol
x I've consumed alcohol. (White wine is the best)
I regularly drink.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked weed.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I'm a stoner.
I've snorted cocaine.
Eaten shrooms
Popped E.
I've inhaled. (Sugar)
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
xI shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I've been anorexic or bulimic.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
x I've woken up crying
x I've cried myself to sleep.
I see/have seen a therapist/counselor.
Death and Suicide
x I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
x I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
I own over 5 rap CDs.
x I own an iPod or MP3 player.
x I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over 100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
x I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I own something from Hollister Co.
Political/Social Attitudes
In general, I don't like people.
x I'm a feminist.
x I'm outgoing.
I listen to political music.
x I'm Democratic.
I'm Republican.
I'm liberal.
I'm Independant (libertarian)
x I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
I am for Bush.
I'm religious.
I dress fairly modestly.
x my attitude is "If you've got it, flaunt it."
Random
x I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
x I open up to others easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
x I curse regularly. (not in every sentence, but at least once a day)
x I sing in the shower.
x I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
x I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
x I twirl my hair.
x I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ha...ha.)
x My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
x I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
x I know how to shoot a gun.
x I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
x I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
x I believe in aliens
x I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
x I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate (not really)
x I bite my nails. (How can I have my talons and still bite my nails? I kinda...suck on them. I guess)
x I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces. (Hell no! I remember voices.)
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
x My answers are totally honest.
How the stories are going:
Glittering Gold or Not?- Great.
The Lion King 3- Denial, Evil, and the End - I'm working on writing more of it. I just have to do it. Yeah. What do you think of it? It's by far the most popular story I've written.
Iceheart- I'll write more soon. Yes. I swear on StarClan. Yeah. Or Mufasa. I really love this story, but Hope doesn't play the largest role. You'll be so surprised!!
ScarClan- This is the story that will be updated the most for a while. Maybe when I get through a lot of it I'll put more effort into other stories.
Love,Death, and a Child- I won't update that far a long time, sorry folks.
Letters of Draco Malfoy, and his Fangirl- I accidentally...uh...lost a majority of the draft...so...uh...that's bad.
Today is- I'll update that before the HP stories.
What do you get if- Ha ha ahahahah aha haa ha! You thought I would write more?! HA HA HA AHA AH AH HA!! As if.
STORIES TO COME (POSSIBLY)
The Sirens
So beautifully do the sirens sing, their beauty glistening in the sun, but beware! Beware! They will pick you off one by one.
Goldendaisy, Snowdove, and Brightdawn. Three beautiful she-cats. Loners. No mates. You have to pass through them to get home. Will you go join them, or will you be able to pass through their territory?
The Ultimate Phantom of the Opera
Lol, if you read this far you already read it, I just have to post it. If I've found that you copied it, you will die a horrible painful death in heck.
Ashfur (A oneshot)
What I think Ashfur should have happen to him. BUH HA HA! Ashfur haters, this is for you!
The Phantom of the Forest
Ashfur has had a horrible mutation to his face after being hit my a monster. Worse than Brightheart! When his love for Squirrelflight starts acting up again, what can Brambleclaw do? Warriors characters to The Phantom of the Opera story. Yeah...
If you hate Ashfur with all your heart copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Birchpaw with all your heart copy and paste this into your profile
If you thing Cloudtail is a stinking ball of fur, put this into your profile.
If you worship Tigerstar and bow to his greatness, put this in your profile.
I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl, when there is a full moon. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name_ Steeltalon_Aneis
If you are a Phantom "Phan" and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Flame Rising needs to do something else with his spare time, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile _Aneis
What are you doing reading this crap? Scroll down and read meh stories!
-Aneis is my name!
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