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Author has written 23 stories for Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Naruto, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, and D.Gray-Man. ...from the artist previously known as dPhantoMfreak! (I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.) The majority of my stories used to be Danny Phantom, but I've succeeded in changing that! :D I no longer have an interest in Danny Phantom, only anime, so that has dominated and will be dominating my writing. ABOUT MY STORIES: You never have to worry about leaving the page open on my story when your parents or small children are around. All my stories have no sex and no language, nor will they ever. The only thing they are rated for is blood and violence. Other than that, they're so clean you can brush your granny's dentures with them. This is because I'm a born-again Christian (and not ashamed to admit it). REQUESTS: NEVER. AGAIN. I'm honored that you would ask me to write a story for you, really, I am. But I'm never ever going to do another request. I have to be free, with no restrictions, see? I have no artistic license...not to mention the prospect of letting someone down really stresses me out. So no more requests. Ever. I really am honored, though. UPDATES: New stories will come sporadically as inspiration hits. (See note below under "Reviews.") There may be a few random one-shots in who-knows what genre, as I have several anime interests. REVIEWS: I love and cherish every review I get, and also respond to all of them as promptly as possible. However, after June 3, 2008, due to completely foreseen but unavoidable and unexplainable (so please don't ask) circumstances, I will no longer be able to reply to reviews. All updates will likely then cease as well for an undetermined amount of time. So will reading and reviewing of other fics. I will still manage to read all reviews I get, promise, so don't let that deter you from leaving one. :D (wink wink, nudge nudge) Poetry: I also enjoy writing poetry, though I don't get inspiration for it as often as prose. If you're interested in poetry or enjoy my writing, check out my poetry, found in my LiveJournal, link as my Homepage. I have generic poems about the seasons and death and stuff, and also Naruto poems that never made it onto FFN. Red: My current favorite of my poems. Inspired by chapter Y of my "Rain Petals." Deals with children soldiers. http://daethule.livejournal.com/14071.html#cutid1 Bitten: I wrote in my fic "Bitten" that you can ask me about why L holds stuff the way he does, in case you don't know. Here's the link to the answer. http://daethule.livejournal.com/18639.html Or link as my homepage, under the subject "The Answer to Life." Now, as this entire profile has been all about official writing stuff, here's a little about me, just to bore you. I love character death. I love humor. I do not like humorous character death. I'm better at writing humor than angst, though I enjoy writing angst more. (I would like it even more if I were better at it...) My favorite tool in writing is the surprise ending, which I employ as often as possible. (So expect the unexpected! Prepare to be surprised!) I also generally prefer bittersweet or downright sad endings to happy endings, though for some reason the majority of my writing seems to be humor with happy/funny/surprise endings. But I do prefer unhappy endings. They leave more to the imagination, I think. And as a writer, that's something I value. :) Wait, that ended up being about my writing, too... Well, I think that's all for now. Don't forget to drop a review and tell me what you think! And have a nice day, dear Reader. Much love, Sedentary Wordsmith. -Word. | |||||||||
1. Shatter reviewsSorry, Tim. I think I lied. I don't think I'll be getting up again this time. I wanted to die doing something great, not sitting alone in the basement, proving my worthlessness to the last. One-shot.D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-8-09 - Allen & Timcanpy - Complete2. To Close Our Eyes reviewsThe first day, Al can't breathe. The fourth day, Al is afraid to think that maybe this is what he's heard the old soldiers call "all the grace of a dying man."Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-09 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete3. Rain Petals » reviewsA collection of 26 unrelated drabbles, all Sasuke-centric, themed alphabetically. Also includes Naruto's, Kakashi's, Kisame's, and Itachi's POVs. For all your angsty Sasuke needs! Chapter Z up: This is where it all begins and ends. COMPLETE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 3-7-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete4. Kira Trap reviewsL's simple word trap for Kira is deeper and simpler than Light can see. Humor.Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete5. Overdose reviewsIf the Grim Reaper exists, then surely other mythical creatures do, as well. At least, this is L's reasoning, and he's set on finding out. Crackish one-shot.Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-08 - L & Watari - Complete6. A Rose By Any Other Name reviewsWhat's in a name? That which we call an L by any other name would still be as dead. Not that it really matters: he can no longer remember his name anyway. A brief, but sad, history of the boy known as L.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-08 - L & Watari - Complete7. 6 Days reviewsStanding in the rain reduced his reasoning ability by the other 60 percent. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-08 - L - Complete8. Bitten reviewsLight and Matsuda can't help but wonder why L holds everything so peculiarly, but the explanation he gives doesn't help things much. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDeath Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-5-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete9. 25 Candy Corn reviewsThe year before, he had been at The Wammy's House and was able to have real candles. This year, he got twenty-five candy corn and a secret smile with Watari. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDeath Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-08 - L & Watari - Complete10. Red on Pink reviewsI never wanted my daughter to be a shinobi. She's too young to know what a dying man's eyes look like. --Short one-shot, from Sakura's mother's POV.-- Because 12 years old is too young to die. -previously by dPhantoMfreakNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-27-08 - Sakura H. - Complete11. War of the Holidays » reviewsA collection of holidays at Titans Tower. Now featuring Christmas, St. Patty's Day, Valentine's Day, Labor Day. Chapter 4: It's a relaxing day at the beach for the Titans, but the day holds more in store for Raven than sand in some uncomfortable places.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 2-23-07 - Raven - Complete12. For Whom the Bell Tolls » reviewsL knows better than to ask for whom the bell tolls. And six years later, Light still can't get the sound of bells out of his head. Two-shot. Short. Not quite an ep. 25 fic. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-16-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete13. Sweet Dreams reviewsOne would think that being chained to an alleged mass murderer would be no picnic, but Light is quite certain that L has the better end of the bargain. One-shot. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDeath Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete14. Ode to a Wingless Raven reviewsShort interaction with Kakashi and Sasuke, showing Sasuke's feelings that the end justifies the means, even if the end leaves him all alone. -previously by dPhantoMfreakNaruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-07 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete15. The Last Uchiha » reviewsNaruto...Yes, that was his name. He's the one who went so far for me. I would have liked to see Naruto one more time. [Twoshot. Character deaths.]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-19-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. Soft Eyes, Fierce Heart reviewsA mother's last request to her son before her death at his hands. -previously by dPhantoMfreakNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-07 - Mikoto U. & Itachi U. - Complete17. I Still Wear Your Tie reviewsBut I do not think of you. --Oneshot. Sam's POV to Danny.-- -previously by dPhantoMfreakDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-07 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete18. Obsession reviewsSo NOT your average DannyObsession fic. Just trust me and read it. It's short. Complete. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-4-07 - Danny F. - Complete19. Reality Life reviewsStrange things have been happening lately, and Sam and Tucker manage to force a bizarre explanation out of Danny. Complete. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-06 - Complete20. The Mirror reviewsDanny realizes something after the Fenton vacation, with aggravating results. Rated for violence to inanimate objects -and a pigeon-, and temporary insanity. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-24-06 - Complete21. Well, This Is Awkward » reviewsAn accidental wish lands Danny and Sam in each other's bodies, with no apparent way to get back to normal. Complete. Slight DxS. !Previously by dPhantoMfreak!Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete22. Imagination reviewsSam wakes up one day to find that everything's wrong. There's no Danny! She's convinced it's the work of a ghost and determines to get to the bottom of things, but it may be harder than she thinks. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-06 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete23. Savior reviewsDanny saves Sam's life, but for the price of his own. But is it too late to save him? What if she returns the favor? Character deaths. Complete. -previously by dPhantoMfreakDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-20-06 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
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