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Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VII, Death Note, and Band of Brothers. Updates: October 25, 2009: Gaikokujin is finished and posted in its entirety. To those who say they hate the last chapter, you're missing the point. You were looking for smut. I gave you a story. I don't know what to tell you. If porn has become the purpose of this site, perhaps there's nothing here for me then. I was never much for formalities. I give about everyone endearments. I see myself as interesting but I don't know how that comes off with other people. I'm sure a few consider me stuck-up and passive-aggressive (or just plain aggressive) and I probably am. But in all actuality, I'm not that bad of a person. Who just refers to herself as God. So you can see what sort of trouble I land myself in. But it's my life and I love every single damned minute of it. "Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever." For that reason, I hope that whatever you may find in my writing that offends you, I hope it offends you well. At least I know I'm doing my job right either way. I suppose my writing is a greater testament to my maturity than I could ever pull off in person. Not in any way talking about the subject matter. Oh no, I never laid claim to much maturity in that. My livejournal is active and a lot of the stories you see here are also there, plus a couple I haven't put up on here. I'm not getting suspended from this place again, promise. :D So anything Fanfiction deems "unacceptable" shall be posted in my lj. Link to it is the homepage at the top. Status on Those "Things" You Call Stories Gaikokujin: (Progress: Complete) Backpacking through Southeast Asia with thirteen other strangers wasn't Sasuke's idea of a stress-reliever. Especially after meeting one jaded Westerner who can't seem to accept his own culture. NaruSasuNaru, AU | |||||||||||
1. Gaikokujin » reviewsBackpacking through Southeast Asia with thirteen other strangers wasn't Sasuke's idea of a stress-reliever. Especially after meeting one jaded Westerner who can't seem to accept his own culture. NaruSasuNaru, AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,642 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 7-1-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete2. Tomorrow's Bleeding reviewsLewis Nixon drinks to remember why he's here and why he's not supposed to remember why he's supposed to forget.Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete3. Because I'll Die if You Do reviewsYoung!Nagato and Konan-centric drabble. Young gods falling from grace together and rising back.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-09 - Nagato & Konan - Complete4. Playing Cupid's Fool reviewsAfter Sasuke answers a dating ad in the local newspaper, he's inadvertently paired up with the oddest "Cupid" he's ever met. Despite being both male, they agree to go out on the one-date requirement in the hopes that Sasuke's own dating ways will improve.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete5. Sadism Is The Most Fun A Kunoichi Has » reviews...Without Taking Her Shuriken Out. Drabbles of the kunoichis' deepest fears, greatest losses, happiest moments and just the beautiful feeling of being so undeniably alive.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 4-13-086. Second Thought reviewsWatching L sleep at night causes Light to rethink what he's doing and why it seems so hard to do the right thing. Drabble.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-13-08 - Light Y. & L - Complete7. Phobia » reviewsSometimes, in life, you have to take great plunges and leaps to succeed. But what are you supposed to do when you're afraid of everything? AU ModernNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 9-22-07 - Itachi U. & Deidara - Complete8. If These Walls Could Talk » reviewsMinato Namikaze hadn't expected many of the things in his life that dropped into his lap...or onto his head. Along with raising two teenage boys alone, he still has a long way to go till he can truly call himself grown. Parallel UniverseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Minato N. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. Stockholm Syndrome » reviewsKeep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Falling in love with the enemy had never been this bitterly sweet. Maybe then, I could actually go out with a guilty conscience, after all that's what I deserve Slight AUFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 12-16-07 - Kadaj & Reno - Complete10. The Truth About Heaven reviewsIn Memory Of. Can even a soul as damned as his become a saint? Itachi-centric.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-08 - Itachi U. - Complete11. Sketch reviewsThis is the only painting he'll ever name. Drabble-ish one-shot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-08 - Sai & Naruto U. - Complete12. Carnal Attraction » reviewsGaara can't help the way he feels around the kitsune. How can Naruto make his socially reclusive friend realize that he needs to learn the art of discretion? Oh, and that he's not gay.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,868 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 10-14-07 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete13. Holiday Gift Wrap » reviewsA mysterious individual keeps leaving ummarked gifts beneath the trees of the cast of Naruto. Warnings: Seasonal undies. Bad references to Christmas songs. My demented mind. Felt like some perverted French Abercrombie & Fitch photographer.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete14. November Crimson reviewsAs soon as I heard the first shot, I knew immediately what was happening. My second realization was this: Gaara had finally cracked. School Shooting fic. AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 10-22-07 - Gaara & Naruto U. - Complete15. Kleptomaniac reviewsAn odd sense of wrong and a stolen kiss later, what becomes his life's purpose? GreedXEdward Drabbleish. Challenge from Saint of WolvesFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-07 - Edward E. & Greed - Complete16. Letters to the Editor » reviewsWhat if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 382 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 1-3-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. A Funereal of Hearts reviewsMatter over heart. Who would have thought it would turn out this way? NarutoXDeidaraNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-17-07 - Deidara & Naruto U. - Complete18. Hopelessly Blissfull and Blind » reviewsRoy is feeling despondent and tries to take his life. Who will be there to raise him from the dark and step in, bringing light to his own personal hell? Yaoishonen ai RoyXEdFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 6-29-07 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete19. Plato's Law » reviewsLove is a sickness...and sometimes the only cure is a warm beating heart next to yours. Rated TNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-18-07 - Sasori & Sakura H. - Complete20. Allow Me, Allow Us reviewsWhat can I say? It's a lovehate relationship. Where one loves to hate and the other hates to love. UchihacestNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-24-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. Survival Tactics reviewsThe great feared Sir Leader-sama has to train the most rambunctious member yet because no one else will. Minato being frazzled and Deidara being...well Deidara.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-18-07 - Minato N. & Deidara - Complete22. Asphyxiation reviewsGaara's homocidal side. The reason why he's the way he is. Disturbing content. If it offends, don't read.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-17-07 - Gaara - Complete23. It Can't Be Helped » reviewsWhat happens when you stick Naruto in the same house with Sasuke? Chaos? Violence? Or something else? What things do you have control over? What things can't be helped? Rated T for future chapters. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,896 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 11-23-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
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