I must be more sympathetic then I thought. All the stories I've reviewed so far, I've actually gone easy on.

I'm sadistic, cynical, and I have strong opinions about what I believe in.

My sense of humor is morbid, creative and downright weird.

If I've reviewed your story, feel free to reply to my review and defend yourself. Just don't swear at me, I can't stand potty-mouths.

Oh yes, and by the way, I'm also only thirteen. How about that, eh?