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since: 05-16-06, id: 1047522, Profile edited: 07-07-08
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, Phantom of the Opera, and David Eddings.

Welcome to my poor, abandoned and newly updated profile.

Name: Just call me something. (Anonymous person: hey! Something! Me: eh?)

Yeah, okay... I'm fresh out of inspiration. Don't expect any updates soon. ;)

Enjoy my Quotes section which I cut down considerably... and check out my youtube page. if you're bored...

Quotes

"Drink your damn tea and shut up," (Lewis, my u.s. history teacher)

"We will dedicate ourselves to the cheese with happiness," (Miss Renata, Across the River and Into the Trees by Ernest Hemingway) Probably the best Hemingway quote I've seen to date... it sounds really funny out of context...

" Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men-- the other 999 follow women." (Groucho Marx)

"Without writing, I'd probably be a drug addict,"
-FWA-- Fiction Writer's Anonymous

"You don't need a rectal thermometer to know where the assholes are," (Anon. SDS member at University of Wisconsin)

"Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom"
(The Hollow Men, T.S Elliot)

"That's not true. Because if God doesn't exist we are the creatures of highest consciousness in the universe. We alone understand the passage of time and the value of every minute of human life. And what constitutes evil, real evil, is the taking of a single human life. Whether a man would have died tomorrow or the day after or eventually... it doesn't matter. Because if God does not exist, this life... every second of it... is all we have."
-Louis in 'Interview with the Vampire' by Anne Rice


I suppose, considering this is a writing website, favorite books and authors are appropriate, so feast your eyes upon my updated 'favorite books and authors section'!

Favorite Books and Authors:

LOTR, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, The Bartimeaus Trilogy, The Road, The Leap, Interview with the Vampire, Slaughterhouse Five, Lady Chatterley's Lover, The Stranger

Favorite Authors: T.S Elliot, Jonathan Stroud, Philip Pullman, Cormac McCarthy, Kurt Vonnegut, Albert Camus

Well there ya go... But sorry, don't expect any fanfic updates anytime soon... maybe when my fanfic inspiration returns...




1. Sweet Triumph » reviews
Grissom and the miniature killer are caught in a deadly struggle. Who will win? And what happens when the miniature killer chooses 'its' final victim? Will it break the team? Major spoilers for season 7, some GSR, some Sandle...
Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,365 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 4-23-07
2. Trusting Lies » reviews
Garion and co. get delayed in the search for his son, and what starts as an innocent plot quickly turns out to be something not as harmless as they thought... Main characters: Silk, Liselle... set sometime in the Malloreon
Complete - David Eddings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 3-18-07
3. I know reviews
“Well,” he said. “If this is goodbye, I guess we—” WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07
4. Fingers Still Red With the Prick of an Old Rose reviews
Still haunted by memories, Erik makes the painful realization that he must move on... oneshot, MegErik, EC pairings... based on the ALW 2004 movie
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-8-07
5. If Only reviews
Catherine angst inspired by Law of Gravity... oneshot
Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 2-11-07
6. You Can't Love a Ghost reviews
Some things hurt too much, sometimes its hard to let go... Erik has to make a big decision... oneshot, my first try at at Phanfic
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06
7. Beautiful Life » reviews
Serial Killers are not all that they seem, and what happens when they get too close for comfort?
Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,396 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 9-11-06
8. Percy's Return reviews
Percy's going home, but can he?
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 6-4-06
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