Heya, this is my awesomely long profile page and I'm Braceface_Freak. My best friends' Pen Names are AzureFalls and PixieDust493 and Sohcahtowa. They rule! I love them lots!

FANGIRL WARNINGS!!
I like Doctor Who and V for Vendetta and Harry Potter.
I love manga and anime, such as Vampire Knight, Bleach, Code Geass and Deathnote, and loads of others too with all thanks going to AzureFalls and PixieDust493 for making me obsessed with all things Japanese!
And another fangirl warning, I am a Star Wars fan...have been for years now, since I was about nine!

Yes I am a FANDOM WHORE!!

All About ME!
Name:
My name is Amelia.
Pen-name:
Got my name from my brother, when I used to have braces, and it's just stuck, even though I've been brace-free for ages now I can't bear to change it, its my essence!
Where I am:
I live in good, old Great Britain, where the weather's devastatingly awful! Oh look it's raining!
I Love:
My friends; writing lists; being a single, independent woman; walking; Tae Kwon Do; aerobics; reading; writing (DUH); Science; Maths; Geography; shopping; my cool, new tutor group; buses; travelling; London; the sea; rain; shade; trees; winter; autumn; mornings; my ipod; music; my room; Spain; Spanish; Japan; Manga...The list goes on and on and on and on...
I Hate:
People who show off; the 'popular' crowd; sunburn/tan; people who are over-confident; being bored; being wrong; people coming into my room without permission; people who say that manga etc aren't books; coming back from holiday; being unable to upload a story on fan fiction; Size Zero; heights; spelling it mooney; a messy room...
Favourite Music:
The All American Rejects, America, Taylor Swift, 30 seconds to Mars, A Fine Frenzy, Secondhand Serenade, Damien Rice, AFI, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Muse, Three Days Grace, The Pierces, Bowling for Soup, Carrie Underwood, James Newton Horward, Enigma, Missy Higgins, Natalie Merchant, Poe, Poets of the Fall, Red, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Sara Barreilles, TATU, Tori Amos, Vienna Tang, Lily Allen, A Very Potter Musical, Twilight: The Parody Musical, Hans Zimmer.
Television Programmes:
Friends, Death Note (anime), Vampire Knight (anime),Bleach (anime), Code Geass (anime), Doctor Who, The Mitchel and Webb Look, Mock the Week, Have I Got News for You.
Books:
Anything by Shakespeare; particularly A Midsummer Night's Dream; Macbeth; Hamlet and Sonnet 130 which I know off by heart. Anything by Austen; particularly Pride and Prejudice(the first classic I ever read) and Sense and Sensibility. As well as Jane Eyre, Vampire Knight, Bleach, Death Note, Wuthering Heights, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, the Dark Materials Triology, Artemis Fowl, Angels and Demons, Land Girls, the Guardians of Time triology, JK. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes.
Films:
Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Star Wars (if you didn't guess that I'll shoot you), The Godfather, Stardust, Run Fat Boy Run, Hot Fuzz, Corpse Bride, the Sixth Sense, Moulin Rouge, V for Vendetta, Casino Royale, The Last Unicorn, Harry Potter (not as good as the books), Sherlock Holmes.

Celebrities
Actors:
Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, Mark Hamill, Al Pacino, Audrey Hepburn, Ashley Greene, David Tennant, John Simm, Simon Baker, Tom Ward, Natalie Portman, Kate Winslet, Alan Rickman, Hugo Weaving, Darren Criss, Daniel Craig, Joe Walker, Tom Felton, Johnny Depp.
Comedians:
David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Hugh Dennis, Michael McIntyre, Russel Horward, Frankie Boyle, Shappi Khorsandi, Ed Byrne, Stephen Fry, Rowan Atckinson, Hugh Laurie.
Authors/Poets:
William Shakespeare, Philip Pullman, Eoin Colfer, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Emily Bronte, Carol Ann Duffy, Slyvia Plath, James Patterson, Dan Brown, JRR Tolkein, Timothy Zahn, Philpia Gregory, JK Rowling
Other Figures:
Barack Obama, Eva Peron, Lady Hamilton, Georgiana Duchess of Devonshire, Tim Burton, Eileen Holland.

Physical Description
Eyes:
According to the girls in my tutor group at college I have wierd eyes...They are sort of hazel, with blue around the outside. And I have an eye twin...like Joey's hand twin but with our eyes.
Height:
Yes I'm short, end of.
Hair:
I have boring, brown hair, it's quite long now.
Age:
Never ask a lady her age, don't you know it's very rude.

Favourite Things
Favourite Book:
Wuthering Heights
Favourite Film/s:
Star Wars
Favourite subject:
Science, especially biology and chemistry
Favourite Food:
Pealla (Yes, I can't spell it.)
Favourite Drink:
Diet Coke
Favourite Weather:
Rain
Favourite Smell:
Citrus fruits
Favourite TV Show:
Ummmm, urrrrr, Doctor Who/Torchwood
Favourite Fan-Fic Genre:
Romance/fluff
Favourite Place:
Haven't been to enough places to know.
Favourite Sport:
Aerobics/Taekwondo
Favourite Season:
Autumn and winter
Favourite Song:
'The Queen and the Solider' by Suzanne Vega

BEWARE!
You are entering the presence of a CRAZY FANGIRL with who is liable to SQUEE at any given time, for very random reasons...or none at all! ENTER AT YOUR PERIL!

Favourite Fandoms and Characters and Ships:

Favourite Fandoms and Characters:
-Doctor Who-Doctor, Rose, Master, Jackie, Mickey
-Vampire Knight- Yuuki, Zero, Kaname, Aidou, Toya, Ruka
-Star Wars- Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade, Han Solo, Shada D'ukal, Leia Organa Solo, Talon Karrde, Obi-Wan-Kenobi
-V for Vendetta-V, Valerie, Gordan, Evey(after her transformation).
-Harry Potter- Fred and George Weasley,Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, Severus Snape, The Malfoys.

Favourite Ships:
-Doctor Who:Master/Rose (sexy); Doctor/Rose (so canon); Master/Lucy (love character abuse)
-Vampire Knight: Yuuki/Kaname (tender);Ruca/Kain (snappy) ; Shiki/Toya (hidden)
-V for Vendetta:V/Evey (doomed love)
-Star Wars:Luke/Mara (doomed again); Karrde/Shada (in denial); Obi-Wan/Padme (aka Obidala)
-Harry Potter: Sirius/Remus(slashy goodness); Draco/Ginny (perfectly uncanon); Voldemort/Quirrel (AVPM only) (ahhhh); Lucius/Narcissa (dark)

Ships that I HATE!:
-Doctor Who: River/Doctor (hate Steven Moffat); Reinette/Doctor (more hate)
-Star Wars: Vader/Leia; Luke/Leia (EWWWW INCEST); Lando/Mara (NEVER happened)
-V for Vendetta: Evey/Finch (Sadly inevitable)

Fic Recommendations
-Blur by PixieDust493-The first and so far only Yaoi fic I ever properly read, the imagery and vocabularly is wonderful.
-Just One Last Trip by AzureFalls-A rather addictive and dramatic Doctor/Rose fic, had me on the edge of my seat.
-Shattered Remembrance by Jedi-2B-AMAZING! And unique take on the Luke/Mara relationship! FABULOUS!
-So Much to Tell You by JediGirl-A very canon, engaging and altogether thoughtful look at Luke and Mara in the missing chapters of VotF.
-The Rose Tinted Ocean by AzureFall-A lovely, emotional and metaphorical fic based on Rose Tyler after Series 4.
-Thunder by SweetDeath04-A very open fic which is perfectly in character and unique in the way it lets you interpret itself.
-Torn Together by Jedi Trace-One of the few Karrde/Shada fic out there, it's so AWESOME by brain exploded!
-Toy With Me by PixieDust493-The first Vampire Knight fic I read, and again it's absolutely stunningly written.
-Without You by TrueImmortality-Utterly addictive Twilight fic, once you start you won't be able to stop, believe me!
-Words Miscommunicate by Agent Jaid-A wonderful, suspense-filled song-fic based on a wonderful song.
-Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign-The most beautiful Remus/Sirius fic I have ever read! Everyone should read it! Absolutely everyone!

Random Stuff You Really Didn't Want to Know About My Ships
-Star Wars Film: Return of the Jedi
-Star Wars Good Guy: In the film universe it's got to be Luke Skywalker and Yoda.
EU-wise it's definitely Mara Jade, though I like Shada D'Ukal too.
-Star Wars Bad Guy: Vader (Yeah, I know he's not really bad) or Darth Maul
-Star Wars Alien(s): Individually Yoda(what is he?)...But I love the Twi'lek race.
-Star Wars 'Ship: Karrde/Shada and Luke/Mara-I love them both the same!
-Star Wars OC: Yuuli, a Twi'lek, you never know she might pop up sometime!!

-Doctor Who Episode: Either Sound of the Drums or Last of the Time Lords...because if you haven't gathered I adore Simm!Master!
-Doctor Who Arc: Bad Wolf/Rose (series 4) (for the squee factor)
-Doctor Who Doctor from new!Who: Ten purely due to the David Tennant awesomeness!
-Doctor Who Companion from new!Who: Donna or Rose?? It's a hard choice.
-Doctor Who 'Bad Guy/Monster' from new!Who: So easy...The Master! (Simm only)
-Doctor Who 'Ship: If you can't answer this by now then...it's Master/Rose.

-V for Vendetta Film/Book: They are both AWESOME; but VERY, VERY different!
-V for Vendetta Good Guy: V?? (Does he count?) If not I have to say Gordon.
-V for Vendetta Bad Guy: Creedy, because I wanted to hit him every time I saw him.
-V for Vendetta Quote: "Ideas are bulletproof"
-V for Vendetta Ship: V/Evey
-V for Vendetta Scene: The final fight scene because it's awesomeness visualised, OR when he blows up the Bailey as it's HILARIOUS!

-Harry Potter Book: The Half Blood Prince
-Harry Potter Trio Member: Ron Weasley
-Harry Potter Other Character: That's so unfair! Thinks really hard...ummmmm...How can I chose?...OK...Sirius!
-Harry Potter Creature: Fawkes
-Harry Potter House: Slytherin
-Harry Potter 'Bad Guy/Monster': Obviously Voldemort. But I like Bellatrix as well, and the Malfoys (if you class them as really bad)
-Harry Potter 'Ship: Easy-peasy: Sirius/Remus

-AVPM Act: 1 or 2: Act 1, although it's all totally awesome
-AVPM Scene: OH?? I love the Quirrelmort ending, or the scene where Voldemort is reborn.
-AVPM Character: Draco! Or Voldemort!
-AVPM Quote: "You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."
-AVPM Song: 'Dance Again' or 'Granger Danger'
-AVPM Ship: VOLDY/QUIRREL
-AVPM Actor: Lauren Lopez or Joe Walker.

And for my guilty pleasure:

-Twilight Book: New Moon. The ending just pawns, and I cried more the second time I read it. LOL!
-Twilight Vampire: Alice, for all the bubbliness...though I love ALL the Cullens
-Twilight Werewolf: Leah Clearwater...Jake is HOT, but whiney!
-Twilight 'Ship: Esme/Carlisle...I don't know why?! I just love them!

Now I was going to bore you with a list of my finished and unfinished fics, but I thought if you want to see that you can do down below and so have decided to go onto the over-sized, bloated part of my profile...I know you thought the above bit was oversized and bloated right...Well you haven't seen anything!

Favourite Quotes (be warned this is likely to become extremely and unnecessarily long!)

DOCTOR WHO/TORCHWOOD

-The Doctor:Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.
(Doctor Who Utopia S3.11) Ten years...that's a bit too often for my liking.

-The Master: "Sorry. Sorry, I have this effect, people just get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is it the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I don't know; it's crazy!"
(Doctor Who The Sound of Drums S3.12) John Simm was the epitone of bat-shit crazy Time Lord, and I would still vote for him, despite the whole take over the world, enslave the human race thing...MWAH...who really cares?!

-The Doctor: "Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good."
(Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) Oh RTD, is that a little sexual ennuendo I'm seeing, (or do I just have a dirty mind (it's more likely))

-Owen: "Give me one reason, one bloody good reason why I should stop screaming!"
-Toshiko: "Because you're breaking my heart!"
(Torchwood: Exit Wounds) CRIES HYSTERICALLY

STAR WARS

-Princess Leia: "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder."
(Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back) If she hates you, she must love you...Han you're in for some sleepless nights me-thinks.

-Princess Leia: "I don't know where you get your delusions laser brain."
(Star Wars: he Empire Strikes Back) Wait!? This sounds like she's met my brother!

-Princess Leia: "Would somebody mind getting this big, walking carpet out of my way?"
(Star Wars: A New Hope) Poor Chewie, he's not a carpet...more like a giant and slightly terrifying teddy bear.

-C3P0: "I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault."
(Star Wars: A New Hope) If something goes wrong, there's always one thing you can do, blame someone else.

-Mara Jade: "I'm a fighter. I've always been a fighter. The few times when I have been at leisure, I've been miserable. I want challenges, I crave them."
(??) Feminism heaven...and if you dare call her a Mary-Sue I WILL skin you alive... DEATH GLARE

-Mara Jade: "Victims run off and hide. Prey runs off and hides. But I'm not a victim. And I'm not prey. I'm the Emperor's Hand. I am the ultimate predator."
(??) I bet she learned a lot of things when she was 'The Emperor's Hand' that came in quite handy once she was married...smut anyone?

-Obi-Wan-Kenobi: "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy the Sith, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness."
(Star Wars:Revenge of the Sith) Angst much?!

-Luke Skywalker: "Everything's better with a jedi around."
(Enemy Lines 1: Rebel Dream) Where's mine then?!

-Luke Skywalker: "Smells good. Just like we used to make back home."
-Mara Jade: "Really? And I always thought the reason you left Tatooine was to join the Rebellion and save the galaxy."
-Luke Skywalker: "No, it was the food — definitely the food."
(??) Ahhh witty banter, how I have missed you.

-Luke Skywalker: "Is there something you want to tell me?"
-Mara Jade: "If I wanted to tell you, I would, wouldn't I?"
-Luke Skywalker: "Not if you thought it might upset me."
-Mara Jade: "You've got me. I hate that shirt. In fact, I think you're a crummy dresser, period."
-Luke Skywalker: "You bought me this shirt."
(??) Give up Luke, just take all your clothes off...Yes that's much better...

-Corran Horn: Karrde, I want to thank you for saving my son and the other children. I know what it cost you.”
-Karrde: (Thinking) No, you don’t.
(Star Wars: Conquest) Yes, she is really just your business partner isn't she Karrde?

-Han: "Daala has no political motives—she just wants to destroy things."
(Star Wars: Dark Apprentice) Perhaps she and George Bush are related then.

-Qui-Gon-Jinn: "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
(Star Wars: The Phantom Menace) Love this quote, sounds just like me and my brother.

-Qui-Gon-Jinn: "Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place."
(Star Wars: The Phantom Menace) Some Jedi wisedom for you all.

-Alima: "My fall from grace was carefully orchestrated. Only a fool would want to be captain of Lord Vader's flagship: The mortality rate is phenomenal."
(??) Yes, not a job I would chose for myself methinks.

-Tactical droid: "Caaaalculaaaating morale boosting messsaaaaage…Calculation complete. STOP THOSE JEDI, YOU CRETINS!"
-B1 #1: "What's a cree-teen?"
-B1 #2: "Must be a new rank."
-B1 #1: "Oh goody, my first promotion."
(??) Well he is only a droid...is that discrimination??

-Nunk Plaarvin: "Now, listen. When you're roughing them up, be sure to threaten members of their families. pause What if they're orphans? Well, I don't know that I... Look, how am I supposed to know? Come on, I pay you guys to think for yourselves! pause I don't pay you? Of course I don't! You're a slave!'

-Spraug: "My name is Spraug. It means fearless."
-Leia: "You're shaking, Spraug."
-Spraug: "It's just a name."

-Trhin Voss'on't: "I don't fight; I'm a very peaceable kind of person. I just kill people. Especially creatures who mess around with me."

-Ben Skywalker: (to his father)"If you start to feel evil, tell me as soon as possible. Don't wait and cut my hand off first."

-Etain: "Is there a plan C?"
-Fi: "The nice thing about the alphabet, ma'am, is that it gives you plenty of plans to choose from."

-Lando: "Open up with everything we've got, blast anything that looks important. Blast anything that doesn't, too."

-Hefrar Birhan: "Can't you have your fight on someone else's planet? Don't you think I got enough problems?"

RANDOM

-Random Person?: "If you love someone, set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them."
Let me grab my duelling pistols and I'll join you.

-AzureFalls: "Life? Why have one of those, when you can be a fangirl instead?"
I only got worried when I started to agree with her on this.

-Charlieissocoollike:"I am the purple man, I am the purple man, That is what they call me, 'Cause that is what I am. The purple, purple man! What does a purple man do? He comes and looks at you, With his big blue eyes... They should really be purple too... But he is the purple man, And that is what he do, He be purple with you, Until... you... leave..."
He almost made me like purple again...ALMOST...Watch out Bath here I come.

-Me and AzureFalls: (to PixieDust493) "YOU CAN'T HIGHLIGHT A BOOK!
SACRILEGE

-Icon:"Boys in book are just better."
Yeah...Stop living in denial...You know it's true.

-Icon: "If you can't be funny...be interesting."
Good advice...as long as you can be either of these

-Icon:"I am a fangirl and I am effing proud of it."
So true, so true...How many people are relating to me right now? Show of hands...

-Icon: "I spent my entire childhood wishing I was older, now I am older and this shit sucks."
So many wasted hours...wait! I still have some time left...LOSERS!

-ME, PixieDust493, AzureFalls: Descendalator!
(In Bristol) Why would you call an escaltor going down and escaltor?!

Me: "Four things you should never say when meeting someone for the first time: I wanted to stroke your sideburns; I followed you home a little one day; you should grow your beard again and part it so you look like a viking; I'm now imagining what you'd look like in a hat."
(On the bus back from college)OMG! Boys have no idea how to make small talk do they!?

A Friend: "And in Birmingham there's going to be snow because of...the weather..."
(A Geography lesson) I think we got that!

-A Friend: "I'm here reporting undercover, see, there's a tree!"
(The same geography lesson) Yes, there are trees in Burma!! LOL!

Steven Bond: "My mum had a hair dryer, not us brothers. My brother had a hair dryer and look what happened to him. He's living in Croydon with his boyfriend. BEWARE THE SIGNS!!"
(One biology lesson) You have been warned!

CLASSIC NOVELS

-Catherine Earnshaw/Linton: "He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being."
(Wuthering Heights Chapter 9) My favourite book EVER! Damn Edward Cullen for questioning it's validity as a classic! Cultured my ass!

-Heathcliff: "I love my murderer!"
(Wuthering Heights Chapter 15) A tragic love story, with heartbreak and betrayal and just the littlest bit of insanity.

-Heathcliff: "I CANNOT live without my life! I CANNOT live without my soul!"
(Wuthering Heights Chapter 16) And I CANNOT live without chocolate...oh!

-Mr Willoughby: "Yes, yes, Mr Impudence.."
(Sense and Sensibility Chapter 13) More like Mr Bastard-leave-Marianne-the-hell-alone

-Elinor: "Dear, dear Norland... probably looks much as it always does at this time of year. The woods and walks thickly covered with dead leaves.
(Sense and Sensibility Chapter 16) Oh do I detect a hint of sarcasm there!?

-Edward Ferras: "I wish as well as everybody else to be perfectly happy; but like everybody else it must be in my own way. Greatness will not make me so.
(Sense and Sensibility Chapter 17) Mr Weedy's Wise Words

-Marianne: "We have neither of us any thing to tell; you because you do no communiucate, and I, because I conceal nothing.
(Sense and Sensibility Chapter 27) I loved Marianne, I was willing her and Brandon all the way.

Mr Willoughby: "Thunderbolts and daggers."
(Sense and Sensibility Chapter 44) What a wonderful curse! Miss Austen, we all owe you.

HARRY POTTER and AVPM

-Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean everyone else has."
(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) Don't worry Ron. it's just a guy thing.

-Voldemort: "You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes people dead. And I got killed by a two year old...and it's really embarassing."
(A Very Potter Musical: Act 2, Part 9) I love Joe Walker, his Voldemort pawns the original!

-Voldemort: (laughing, to Draco) How do you propose you get my Death Eaters into your little day care centre? And don't - don't suggest a giant slide... or a trampoline! ... 'Cause we've already tried those.
(A Very Potter Musical Act 2: Part 2) Does wanting to be a Death Eater make me evil?? ponders for a while Yeeeesssss...It probably does!

Snape: "You smell like putrid Gryffindor stupidity.”
(Casting Moonshadows: Chapter 67) LOL!

-Lily Evan: "And Sirius stares at Remus when he is studying. And Remus stares at Sirius when he is doing something that he shouldn’t.”
-James Potter: "That’s because he acts like our mother!!”
(Passing Notes: Chapter 3) REMUS + SIRIUS ARE LOVE!

-Uncle Vernon:"Listening to the news! Again?"
-Harry: "Well, it changes every day, you see,"
DUH!

-Hermione: "He's not a nutter, Ron--"
-Ron: "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother...Is that normal, Hermione?"

-Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

-Molly Weasley: "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
-George Weasley: "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

-Draco: "Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards"

-Dumbledore: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."

-Snape: "The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure."

-Snape: "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'"

-Flitwick: "I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."

Remus: "Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."
Can he be my furry little problem?!

-Uncle Vernon: "Funny way to get wizards' to school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?"

COMEDY-Friends, Mock the Week, Youtube, Dead Ringers

-Chandler: "You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line."
-Joey: "Over the line? You... you.. you're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
(Friends ??) I'm sure one of the teachers used this line in assembly once, except she said a box...WTF?!

-Joey: "Oh, sorry, did I get you?"
-Chandler: "No, you didn't 'get' me! It's an electric drill! You 'get' me, you kill me!"
(Friends ??) Ohhh, a lets-get-Chandler-plan. Hey wait...We love Chandler.

-Frankie Boyle: "(As Silvio Burlusconi) You want pussy Brown? You want pussy? You want some blow? You want blow?
(As Gordon Brown) I'm just here to talk about trade.
(As Burlusconi again) Ahhhhh you want a boy. I got you a boy Brown. I get you a girl. I get you a boy-girl. 4 arms, 4 legs, it's like making love to a man-spider. You want me to get rid of Cameron. I get rid of Cameron. I make it look like suicide, like he fell in love with the man-spider. I'm turning Spanish, that's how much I love you Brown baby."
(Mock the Week Season 7) Frankie Boyle, a bad Italian/Spanish accent and the legendery manspider. Could you want anything more!!

Tony Blair: "You see the lights are on, but no-ones in the trailer home. The man is an inbred redneck, who even when they removed all the sharp objects from the White House still managed to stab himself with a pretzel."
(Dead Ringers Sketch) If you haven't already guessed, not the real Tony Blair.

Russel Howard: "Next on News 24 I'm going to punch a zebra. Who cares? No-one's watching."
(Mock the Week: Unlikely things for a News Reporter to say) LMAO!

-Frankie Boyle: "Vader! You look like a big, black dildo."
(Mock the Week: Unlikely things to hear on a Sci-Fi Film) Suppose he's sort of right!

-Russel Howard: "My voice is breaking, and there is hair on my chest. Is this normal? Yours, Sally Jenkins, age 9."
(Mock the Week: Unlikely Letters for an Agony Aunt to Recieve) You mean that's not normal! Uh-oh!

-Frankie Boyle: "Dear Bitch, I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it!?"
(Mock the Week: Unlikely Letters for an Agony Aunt to Recieve) He is a genius. Slightly insane and really crude, but still a genius.

-Russel Howard: "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"
(Mock the Week: Unlikely Letters for an Agony Aunt to Recieve) Russel am I complaining??

-Frankie Boyle: (In a Dalek Voice) "Welcome to my Dalek poetry reading. This one is called Daffodils. EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!
(Mock the Week: Unlikely Things to Hear on an Episode of Doctor Who) LOL!

-Russel Howard: (Pretends to pull off face) It's time you knew the truth Eartlings!!
(Mock the Week: Bad Ways for Gordon Brown to Address the Nation) It might be bad, but would it REALLY surprise you??

V FOR VENDETTA

-V: "I told you, only truth. For 20 years, I sought only this day. Nothing else existed... until I saw you. Then everything changed. I fell in love with you Evey. And to think I no longer believed I could."
Evey: "But I don't want you to die."
-V: "That's the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me."
(V for Vendetta Film) I wanted to cry...I really, really did...But that bloody spider in the fireplace had me screaming instead!

-V:"I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."
(V for Vendetta Film) Paradox!? He's a Doctor Who fan! GASPS

-Evey: "Are you like a crazy person?"
(V for Vendetta Film) LOL! This cracked me up. Natalie Portman, these words and her english accent is WIN!

-Guard: "Then you have no fear any more. You're completely free."
(V for Vendetta Film) Is it not what we all long for?

-Valerie: "I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you."
(V for Vendetta Film) Sad, beautiful...and I thought that Star Wars quote was angsty.

-Evey: "But you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it, or hold it... ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love..."
(V for Vendetta Film) What can I say..I am a sucker for angsty, doomed romance!

-V: "Ideas are bulletproof."
( V for Vendetta Film) And mine are non-existent!

-Evey: "No one will ever forget that night and what it meant for this country. But I will never forget the man and what he meant to me."
(V for Vendetta Film) The last lines of the film, so sad :( Hanne I owe you one for this!

-Evey: "He was Edmond Dantes, and he was my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He was you...and me. He was all of us."
(V for Vendetta Film) This film is so quote worthy, and the ideas so thought provoking, a political film for the masses. Go watch.

MANGA/ANIME-Vampire Knight, Bleach, DeathNote

-Yagari: "What is your goal? Why won't you tear Zero apart?"
-Kaname: (about Yuki) "So I won't lose her. That's why."
(Vampire Knight Series 1: Episode 6) Ahhhh, this is why I love Kaname/Yuki, it is so very, very beautiful.

-Hollow: "Little-Miss-Lame-Ass-Death-God!"
(Bleach: Episode 5)

-Hollow: "Bastard! How long are you gong to stand on my head?"
(Bleach: Episode 5)

-C.C.: "Go eat a skunk you slack-jawed, yokel."
(Code Geass: Season 1)