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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Hikaru no Go, Death Note, and Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro. "The cat sat on the mat." Copy and paste this into your profile if you wish to be smited for plagiarism. Greetings! The time is right to change my profile, for I am bored, and the other one was a little unfriendly I felt. Plus my muse is currently cocooned inside a large cube of liquid writers' block and is obstinately refusing to come out until I bring her the number 1 on a platter that may or may not have to be silver and designed by the probably imaginary artist Dr Radish Parsnip (see, completely uncreative at the moment). That wouldn't be a problem if it lived anywhere but the Sahara Desert, which it doesn't. So really, I'm at a standstill writing-wise until she stops playing her silly games and at least tells me where that desert is... ;) Name: Can't remember. Age: Forgotten. Eyes: ... Maybe. Height: Enough to spare. Which isn't an invitation to take some. Hair: Yes. Favourite Food: Tinfoil. Is terrible at: Introducing herself. Gender: Male. Likes to: Confuse people. Is currently: Forcing her way through writers' block, looking for a story to settle on reading, wondering whether she should make her profile longer... curse my love-hate relationship with copy & paste things. "If you have a mattress called Zem, copy and paste this into your profile." There, that'll do for now. Last wrote: The start of the next chapter of "A Path of Chance"! Woot. Want to finish, edit & post it by the end of the year, but that may be a little ambitious. Shortly before that a Percy/Lucius one which will be edited come December time but probably never posted because I'm just not That Brave. And just typing up and editing anything I have lying around... Some HikaGo stuff...? Currently Watching: APH, Junjou Romantica, some other one, several others, Hikaru no Go, apparently some other stuff, Spooks (woot!), paint dry, little letters appearing on the screen as she types... Currently Reading: Carol Vorderman's Massive Book of Sudoku. It's highly entertaining. Not sure who the author is though. Just finished 'Confessions of a Shopaholic' by... someone and have started 'If I Stay' by Gayle Forman, along with 'Saturday' by Ian Mc...something. The dude who wrote 'Atonement' and 'Enduring Love' et al. That dude. Someday wants to: Hates: Heights & big spaces (as in she is TERRIFIED of them...curiously the London Eye is not so scary as many other places...), strawberries, swimming, over-heating, bad music, intolerant people, her own unmotivated self, when she does something so stupid that she can't even apologise for it because it'll never be enough, religious wonderings, dreams of worry, facing her fears, when people deliberately lie to make her feel stupid, confusion, that she is so bloomin' powerless to stop all the sad things in the world... many things. Particularly being weak -- physically and mentally. Loves: the lazy mornings when she can lie in bed and just think, good music, journeys (particularly long ones, when she is comfortable), remembering the things she has to be thankful for, symmetry, becoming lost in her inner world, "Watership Down"-- always, gerbils & mammals in general, grammar, being good at things, the joy of reviews, sweet things, reading, reading, reading! Wonders if: Malcolms and Bernards are standardised measurements yet. If not, why?! Wonders why: there is a line just below that won't go away...grr... I shall have to chase it away with another line... HAH! ...Damn. Shameless Advertising Time Like Kingdom Hearts? Then visit my joint account with AyakaShimizu (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1079490/AyakaShimizu) which is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1920193/Taste_the_Doom Thanks! The way that fandom works Naruto and Sasuke will never be together because they hate each other SO much! Naruto and Itachi belong together because they hate each other SO much! Byyeee~ | |||||||
1. Neuro to Earth, Normalcy to Ashes, Obento to Dust » reviewsChapter Two: "Everyone in the classroom stared right at her, trying to see through her hesitant question. And a split second later, the whispering began." Yako had always hoped this wouldn't happen... but now it had. Let this day be over soon!Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Neuro N. & Yako K. - Complete2. The Peeves Hat reviews/Nick would never quite forgive Peeves for this one./ Peeves sabotages the Sorting Ceremony of 1971, unintentionally bringing together four young minds which might otherwise have simply... passed each other by. Marauders fic!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-09 - Nearly Headless Nick & Peeves - Complete3. An Owl's Perspective reviewsSet in PoA. Harry tells Hedwig to stay at the Burrow during Aunt Marge's visit. Where does she actually go? Short oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-09 - Hedwig & Sirius B. - Complete4. A Path of Chance » reviewsTom Riddle steps into Knockturn Alley for the first time and gets himself into a bit of a problem: the Vanishing Cabinet in Borgin and Burkes. And whom else should he meet there but Hermione Granger?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,862 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 7-10-07 - Hermione G. & Tom R. Jr.5. Even Gods Must Eventually Fall reviews/Slightly AU/ In her final moments, Rem contemplates the not-quite-differences between Shinigami and humans, and the inevitability of death. Rem-centric.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-14-08 - Rem - Complete6. In Snape's Class reviewsWhy is it that all great love stories begin in Snape's potions class? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Draco and Hermione are repeatedly paired for pointless projects... Warning: nonsense, slash and a healthy dose of Ron/Everyone.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-19-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete7. Divergence reviewsAU/Why won't Go players just leave Shindo Hikaru alone? Akari never lets him forget the game, aided by his traitor grandpa, and now the worst thing ever has happened to him! Due to an unfortunate accident he's acquired his very own spiritual stalker, Sai.Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-21-08 - Hikaru S.8. Not Drifting but Fading » reviewsOf regrets, journeys and forgiveness. A game a thousand years too late. Twoshot, Sai-centric.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Fujiwara no Sai - Complete9. Really Nice Socks reviewsNothing much ever changes at Hogwarts. As teachers there, Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy know this better than most. Albus Severus/Scorpius. Fluff, oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-08 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete10. Lifeless reviewsAs Hikaru approaches his 72nd birthday, Sai's memory isn't the only thing fading...Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-08 - Hikaru S. - Complete11. Awkward Positions reviewsWhen Waya visits Shindo's new flat, he didn't expect to hear THIS. But are Toya and Shindo doing what he thinks they're doing? AkiHika, drabble.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-6-08 - Akira T. & Hikaru S. - Complete12. This Little Kitty Got Claws reviewsKo Yongha found himself thinking of Shindo as a cat, harmless until it struck. The story of rivals across an ocean, and how unexpected visits can lead to other unexpected things. Slight Hikaru x Yongha. A bit random. Oneshot.Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-2-08 - Hikaru S. - Complete13. Don't Tell Me You Regret Me? » reviews[TRxGW] “…be a man… try… try for some remorse…” Dark Lords did not feel remorse – but if he had, if Tom Riddle had felt even one second of regret, it would have been for her. Twoshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-27-07 - Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete14. The Problems With Married Life reviewsAnti HG. Ginny bashing. Set after the epilogue, Harry is married to Ginny, but he doesn't want to be. In fact he's had enough. Screw canon, screw his children, he's leaving. Unfortunately, Ginny isn't going to let him go that easily... Crack.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-29-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete15. The Horcrux Diaries reviewsHaven't you ever thought that being a Horcrux isn't all fun and games? Have you ever considered that being whined to by a random girl constantly isn't all that pleasant? Introducing: the Horcrux Diaries. Sequel to 'Idiots Think We're Evil'. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-07 - Complete16. Us? Friends? reviews“So, Granger, how’s the afterlife?” Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. “Boring,” she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. “You’d hate it.” “Want to bet?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-20-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Dear Granger, » reviewsSoon after Dumbledore's death, Draco sends Hermione a letter. DISCONTINUED. Kept up for laughs and for all the people who supported me while I wrote it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,018 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 5-28-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G.18. Idiots think we're evil reviewsIt's not easy being a Horcrux, you know. A glimpse into the life of a Horcrux! Oneshot obviously. Please r&r.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-5-06 - OC - Complete19. Tainted Perfection » reviewsJuxtaposition. Two extremes together. Fred and George struggle to define their feelings for one another. SLASH, TWINCEST, ect. Don't like, don't read. Twoshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - George W. & Fred W. - Complete20. Nothing now reviewsGeorge has married Katie, and Fred's with Angelina. But is Fred's heart really in his relationship? One sided Twincest, slash. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. Translated into German by the wonderful S.M. Cortelly - thank you so much!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-29-06 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete21. Skiving off work reviewsDobby is skiving off work but why? Because he's in love of course! Written in response to Omnicat's Omnipairs challenge. Oneshot drabble thingy.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-06 - Dobby - Complete22. A Crazy Poem reviewsProbably one of the weirdest poems ever...please R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete23. Secrets reviewsWe know so much, so much knowledge inside of us. If only you would listen...stay for all the secrets of the world...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-27-06 - Complete24. The Dying Words of Draco Malfoy reviewsHere lies Draco Malfoy, hair gel extraordinaire and beloved git. Draco's life conclusion...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-26-06 - Draco M. - Complete25. They Watch the sunset reviewsRed, orange, yellow, tints of pink and soft purples. No need for words.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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