Welcome, little peoples, to my humble abode...profile...thing. And yes, you shall be called 'little' when you are here. Get used to it.
Name: Tessa Simpson. Tess to my friends. Tessa if you have a death wish. I also go by the titles 'All Powerful Story Writer' and 'Owner of the Monkey-clones'.
Age: 13. My birthday resides in August and is very happy there.
Home: I live in the countryside in the Land of Eng. Or Britain, if you really want to.
Likes: The colours grey, blue, red and green, anything with salt, well; just salt, really, the sun, books, writing, the internet, soaps (the TV programs, not the stuff you wash yourself with), anything shiny and musicals.
Hates: The rain, being broke, rap, R&B and dance 'music', OTT fantasy ('He was so evil that the very ground beneath him turned black and dusty...'etc), badly-written...anything, really, ignorant, arrogant people and waking up with five minutes to get ready for school (it has happened and it is not fun).
Favourite Books (in no particular order):
Twilight and New Moon by Stephanie Meyer
The Redwall series by Brian Jacques
The Bartimaues trilogy by Jonathan Stroud
Anything by Agatha Christie
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory McGuire
The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
The Dream Merchant by Isabel Hoving
The Midnighters Trilogy by Scott Westerfield
Inkheart and Inkspell by Cornelia Funke
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien
The Maximum Ride series
Favourite Characters:
Bartimaeus (The Bartimaeus Trilogy)
Sarcasm, humour and the ability to turn into anything at all. Need I say more?
Dess (The Midnighters Trilogy)
She is really good at maths and can use said subject to kill monsters.
Flavia Gemina (The Roman Mysteries)
Solves mysteries and is very clever, if a little bossy. Plus, she is exactly like me.
Hermione (Harry Potter series)
Even though I'm not a big fan of the books, I like Hermione. The cleverest witch of her year.
Max (Maximum Ride series)
She can fly. And seems really nice
My Fanfic stories
Beware of the Golden Light: Yeah, I'm working on this again and having fun with it. As with most of my stories, I have no plan in mind at all, but can say that the next update should be sometime next week.
Hope: With 55 reviews, the most-read-and-reviewed of my stories. I am working on it still. Just...very slowly.
Sumach School of Secondary Characters: I have to get in touch with the others so we can get on with this. But an update is expected in the next month or so.
Three Friends, Two Travellers, One TARDIS: A great little story written when hyper. I have no idea when this''ll be updated, but it has not been forgotten.
And to finish off...Random Quotes
'Let me take you to a magical land fulll of luxury and LAVENDER!'-Bryony (I think she had just drunk Coke)
'Look, a flying bird!'- Emily, hyper after watching Titanic.
'That is a damn cool hat for a damn cool cat.'- Emily, on a picture of a cat in a hat.
'There is a fine line between love and hate and it turns out that fine line is a scarf'- Rachel, Friends.
'Oh my God...I'm a chav!'- Rose, Doctor Who
'Don't drop the bannana!' 'Why?' 'Good source of potassium!'- The Doctor, Doctor Who.
'Cheese wire cuts through people like CHEESE!'- Bryony, on...cheesewire.
'Is this all a trick question to get me confused into not knowing what is going on while you sneak away in a battered up cadilac to a secreat location which is so secret even a really secretive person couldn't figure it out so that you can discuss a plan with your secretive croonies and then walk out into london and go and buy some kind of french pie-gasps- You bank robber you!'- Chloe. Apparently I am a bank robber
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