I'd totally give you all the one on one thing if i was that type of person...but i'm not, so suck it up! I will do you all the unique favor of giving you this little info though. I used to be located on mediaminer.org until some little bitch...that's right, i said bitch...had the nerve to think i actually copied her. IT WASN'T EVEN FINISHED IN THE FIRST CHAPTER YET!! I had only put it up to see what people would think. Unfortunately, she was the first, ranting like some fanfiction, obsessed loser. I must admit the first chapter does look like hers (though obviously better written) and we even had the same title...weird. If i was stupid, i'd say SHE copied me, but alas, i'm not. I've read a lot and A LOT of fics over the years, since i was 13, so there's a likely chance i did get something from hers without remembering. If she had been patient, i would have updated to make sure she knew i wasn't coping her. But then she got me banned. How? Don't know, it happened pretty fast. I hope she can learn that a lot of stories are known for starting off the same and even have the same title or hell, summary. that doesn't mean copiers. it means people aren't as original as they thought.Trust me, i know. i'm fanfiction obsessed...in a cool way. My story was a Bleach/YYH crossover. Hers, plain Bleach. I forgive for now but because you got me banned, i'm going to dis you crossover the whole fanfiction kingdom on my profile page, starting at the top...

Okay, I'm ranting, so on with the show.

Welcome to the fandom of perverse, humor, romance and plain old sarcasm.

Darkryubaby

Age:21

Gender: female...could you doubt it?

Origin: Hell or a donkeys ass as my friends would say.

Fav. word: Bitch- as in reference to the male community

Preferred types of men: Hiei, Yusuke, Howl, Syaoran, Youko, Fai, Van, Loki, and Eriol.(as you can see, i love eccentrics and pretty bad boys)

Fav. anime couple: Sakura/ Syaoran

Past life: ...you.

Likes to refer to myself as: Loki or just GOD.

What I like about fanfiction: Lemons

Fav. line: Who's your All- daddy?

Hates: Stupid fics with awesome summary and idiots

Loves: Awesome fics with awesome stories and porn

What I say when people ask what I'm doing on the internet: "Reading porn" (I'm serious)

Favorite Quotes:

1)Detectives need to be calm and collected throughout the whole investigation. Their mind needs to think clearly no matter what the circumstance, a mind that can link facts easily together as if weaving a web of logic. They isolate themselves from the scene as if they’re reading about it through a book. Their composure never lost as they regard the crime scene with a distanced gaze. Not even the sight of a dead body mangled in the most inhuman and unimaginable way will disturb them. In the world of reason, feelings hold no place. Either something is or is not. There are no gray areas and no in betweens. Questions spurned by feelings are just variables that can be disposed of. They hold no impact on the investigation. Motive? Intent? What does it matter? The crime was already committed. An investigator’s job is not to understand the cause for the murder. Rather, their job is to understand how the murder is caused. ~ (fanfic) Dominance by Anurila

2)“All I have to say, Fullmetal,” Roy finally started, “Is that, from your last report, you’ve hit rock bottom and you’ve started to dig.” (fanfic) Ebony and Ivory by Dark.okami.206

3)”You don’t even do your own paperwork!” Ed screamed, “I’ve never even seen your name in signature,”

“Why would I give you my signature? It’s not like I give out autographs,”

“Your ego can certainly be deceiving. I bet you’d love to be the star of Amestris,”

“And I still can’t believe that the sperm that created you beat out one-million others. Really, Fullmetal, if it were my choice, I wouldn’t even allow you to breed.” (fanfic) Ebony and Ivory by Dark.okami.206

4)Sasazuka looked like the older brother whose precious sister had announced that she was eloping with the resident delinquent. Higuchi who had been the unsuspecting catalyst of this was looking at Yako with an expression that was part disappointed and part... intrigued? Poor Ishigaki looked like his imagination had taken a dive into places that were far too dangerous for his young and innocent fanboy heart. (fanfic) A Rare Delicacy by Malva

5)Three passions have governed my life:
The longings for love, the search for knowledge,
And unbearable pity for the suffering of humankind.

Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness.
In the union of love I have seen
In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision
Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined.

With equal passion I have sought knowledge.
I have wished to understand the hearts of people.
I have wished to know why the stars shine.

Bertrand Russell

6)In a world where existence of multiple dimensions is possible; where laws of physics cannot be used to explain the phenomena we see. How do you know which world represents reality? (fanfic) Different Worlds by Aisaki Sumi

7)It was some sort of unholy mating between a man and a horse, that was what it was. Or rather, it was several offspring from previously mentioned unholy mating. (fanfic) The Game of Go by Sessha-chan

8)“Good girls are just bad girls that don’t get caught.” (fanfic) Untitled Memories

Daily event:

As of Oct. 16 2009, my baby brother is a Marine. I'm so proud but at the same time scared. I love him and wish for nothing bad to happen to him but as we all know, the Marines is a serious, bad ass career so there's not anything I can do about it. I just ask, be you atheist, Buddhist or christian, pray for him to return to his family safely every time. Eight years is a long time and he'll be off to war after Christmas.

ANYWAY, we just returned from Paris Island last night and he totally ruined my groove. At 5'3, i used to be able to lock all my brothers (who are like 6'0 and taller) in unbreakable headlocks (they call it the Death lock). Now that he's a marine, it doesn't work anymore...fucker.

I'm working on a lot of stories written now but if you have a challenge for me, i'll see what i can do. If other authors like to take challenges, tell me and i'll give you one.

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