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since: 05-18-06, id: 1048848, Profile edited: 07-14-08
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Author has written 9 stories for Tamora Pierce, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Maximum Ride.

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

-Harvey Fierstein

Me:

Name: Irrelevant, unless you're a stalker. Call me Phoenix.
Age: If I've ever told you my age, I probably lied.
Status: INSANE

I am: (a)
Optimist
Pessimist
Hypocrite
Procrastinator
Arctophilist
Anopisthographic
Sesquipedalian

Random
Howdy ya'll, I'm Phoenix. I'm everything you see up there in that list, plus a lot of other things. For starters, I'm an environmentalist. -gasp!- don't press that "Back" button. I'm also a hard-core Trekkie. Yeah, I've read one of the books. And yeah, it was awesome. (I like my heroes bald and French! -hehe-) I'm in band, and yes, I PLAY THE FLUTE. Everyone's always 'and no, I don't play the flute' in their profiles, so here I am saying I PLAY THE FLUTE.
I like llamas. And ducks. -quack-

I get sidetracked very easy. Occasionally I-- HEY! What's that over there?

I like EXPLOSIONS. And FIRE. And BUNNIES.

I AM A PIRATE.

ARE YOU A PIRATE?

Life is good. Don't forget that.

I really enjoy reading and writing, and I hope who ever is reading this does as well. It's an experience not to be forgotten.If you ever want to say anything at all, please PM me! I love e-mails...they're shiny...and Phoenix likes shiny things...Phoenix also likes ellipses(...s), which are addicting as many FFNers know...

Thanks to disneydork, my amazing friend who is both an incredible writer and an astounding beta!

Also, please review stories in general. It means the world to authors trying to better their skills. Furthermore, don't flame. I myself don't mind them, (PYRO) but when flamers haven't even written a story themselves it shows how ignorant they are. It takes time to write.

/rant

So please, drop me a line through either review, PM or e-mail...see you around!
Phoenix

P.S. Ooooh, guess what Phoenix just learned? You can't do an essay and talk to people at the same time. You start writing down your conversation.




1. Conundrum » reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Faxness-
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 1048 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 9-16-07
2. Weddings are Overrated » reviews
Some weddings go perfectly, others don't. This is the chronical of the latter: Does Alanna deck the preacher? Will Neal forget his vows? Does Numair make a total fool of himself? The answers: yes, yes and yes.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,910 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 7-31-07
3. Bored » reviews
The Tortallans are bored. Very, very bored, and do very, very, stupid things.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 8-1-06
4. Discovery reviews
There comes a time when a person has to discover who they are and what they believe in. This is the story of such discovery between numerous characters. Willabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-17-07
5. Leopards Can't Change Their Spots » reviews
Both Kalasin and Daine learn that leopards can't change their spots when Kalasin she goes to Carthak to marry Kaddar. KK. Now complete.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,530 - Reviews: 312 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 7-22-06
6. Chocolate Ice Cream » reviews
Kel wants chocolate ice cream. And nothing will stop her.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-18-06
7. Numair's Bad Day » reviews
Numair thinks he has a bad day, until Daine teaches him the true meaning of having a bad day.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-17-06 - Published: 7-16-06
8. The First Dance » reviews
Midwinter ball. Daine. Numair. Perin. This should get interesting.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 6-11-06
9. 21 Things Our Favourite Tortallans Would Never Say reviews
The title says it all: 21 things they'd never say.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
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