
Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
-Harvey Fierstein
Me:
Name: Irrelevant, unless you're a stalker. Call me Phoenix.
Age: If I've ever told you my age, I probably lied.
Status: INSANE
I am: (a)
Optimist
Pessimist
Hypocrite
Procrastinator
Arctophilist
Anopisthographic
Sesquipedalian
Random
Howdy ya'll, I'm Phoenix. I'm everything you see up there in that list, plus a lot of other things. For starters, I'm an environmentalist. -gasp!- don't press that "Back" button. I'm also a hard-core Trekkie. Yeah, I've read one of the books. And yeah, it was awesome. (I like my heroes bald and French! -hehe-) I'm in band, and yes, I PLAY THE FLUTE. Everyone's always 'and no, I don't play the flute' in their profiles, so here I am saying I PLAY THE FLUTE.
I like llamas. And ducks. -quack-
I get sidetracked very easy. Occasionally I-- HEY! What's that over there?
I like EXPLOSIONS. And FIRE. And BUNNIES.
I AM A PIRATE.
ARE YOU A PIRATE?
Life is good. Don't forget that.
I really enjoy reading and writing, and I hope who ever is reading this does as well. It's an experience not to be forgotten.If you ever want to say anything at all, please PM me! I love e-mails...they're shiny...and Phoenix likes shiny things...Phoenix also likes ellipses(...s), which are addicting as many FFNers know...
Thanks to disneydork, my amazing friend who is both an incredible writer and an astounding beta!
Also, please review stories in general. It means the world to authors trying to better their skills. Furthermore, don't flame. I myself don't mind them, (PYRO) but when flamers haven't even written a story themselves it shows how ignorant they are. It takes time to write.
/rant
So please, drop me a line through either review, PM or e-mail...see you around!
Phoenix
P.S. Ooooh, guess what Phoenix just learned? You can't do an essay and talk to people at the same time. You start writing down your conversation.