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since: 05-19-06, id: 1049101, Profile Updated: 02-17-08
country: Australia
Author has written 24 stories for Janet Evanovich.

I'm a complete JEVhead, in case you hadn't already guessed it from my stories. However, I'm not all that sure which team I'm rooting for. (Ranger or Morelli) At the moment i'm probably leaning more towards Ranger. So a bit about me, I live in Australia, but I don't believe that I am your typical Australian. My friends chastise me for putting on a fake English accent regularly, (its usually when I'm defensive), and I don't even realise that I've put it on. My Grandmother is English, and my mother has a slight accent at times, so I guess it comes from there, but I don't really mind, its just part of what makes me special.

I'll be eighteen next month, and in Australia that's legal drinking age. I just threw that in for a random fact, I'm not overly fussed on the concept of drinking, makes people do stupid things like get pregnant. My ambition, apart from becoming a secondary school music teacher, is to make my way to America. I'd love to go to a summer camp, we have nothing like that over here that I know of. So, what do I enjoy? Hmm, lets see. I enjoy music obviously, and I'm passionate about writing. I love reading, but am a bit of a Grammar Nazi, so don't be surprised if I review saying that your spelling is shocking and you need to edit more carefully. Unfortunately, though, I am unable to state that my grammar and spelling are perfect, but they do say that those who can't do, teach. So if I've picked on your spelling, I'm terribly sorry; its not you, its me, or maybe that guy over there. For all I know, the President of Uzbeckistan probably has something to do with it.

I love random little tidbits and quotes that can be used in a variety of situations and still work, hence I have my Lies. I find it rather hilarious that my mother actually encourages me to write these Lie stories. Still, you should check 'em out.

Apart from the marvellous Janet Evanovich, I like to read anything by Jill Mansell, James Herbert, Sarah Strohmeyer, Charlotte Hughes, Joy Feilding, Mary Janice Davidson and Lynsay Sands. If you can suggest any other authors that I may like, feel free to send me their names, I'm a book-o-holic! There's just one problem with that though, I'm a slow reader. :( . I type fast, but I'm a slow reader. Depressing really. I'm working on it though.

Well thats about all I have to say for myself. Feel free to PM me, I don't mind a random chat now and again.

So thats that, this is me and I'm off to do more reading and see if i can't brainstorm my next chapter of "A Company Affair"

Bec

17/02/2008

Due to either my computer being a poopy head, or the site being annoying, I have been unable to update my stories. I just wanted to ensure you all that I have not forgotten about you. In fact, when I do post there will be an extra long chapter in Given a Moment for you all. I'll keep adding to it until I can update. Until then have faith, it will come.

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1. Twice as Much as Half » reviews
Sequel to "An Afterword" but can be read as a stand alone. Steph's daughter isn't the most normal kid around, and everyone knows it. Neither Babe, nor Cupcake. Kinda angsty. Questionable implications for Morelli. There, I warned you. Happy?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,039 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 7-11-08
2. Farfetched reviews
Ranger has a confession to make that will change his and Stephanie's life forever. Not to mention the Merry Men. Completely OoC. One-Shot. Babe. Morelli friendly. Is there anything I missed?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-13-09 - Complete
3. And That's When Life Happened reviews
Just a humorous little ditty I thought up within Peigi's world. Currently a One-Shot, but that could change.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-12-09
4. All the Time in the World » reviews
Sequel to "Given a Moment" Ranger promised his family forever and a day. How long is forever exactly? And when does it start? Is he chewing through it while on his latest mission? Or does the time start when he gets back? Will he return? Morelli friendly
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,959 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Stephanie P. & Ranger M.
5. Curious? » reviews
Sometimes, curiosity is a good thing. Sometimes, it's a not so good thing. The problem is, telling which situation is which. Find out what happens when human curiosity and will power are put to the test. Cupcake probably, but no Babes were harmed.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Stephanie P. - Complete
6. When I Go Down reviews
Oneshot Songfic based on Relient K's "When I Go Down". Steph makes a mistake that she's not sure she can cope with. Cupcake. Not friendly to Ranger. HEA. Angst warning.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-29-09 - Stephanie P. & Joe M. - Complete
7. Security REview » reviews
What happens when Lester and Bobby get bored in the office and all they have are some old security tapes and a head full of seemingly useless quotes? Take a gander and find out. Babe, but it doesn't really feature.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 11-28-07
8. A Company Affair » reviews
Well, Peigi's all grown up and working for her father. When a coworker can't keep his mouth shut tight everything just becomes a little overwhelming. Rated T for insinuations in the penultimate chapter
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,480 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
9. Great Lies to Tell Small Kids » reviews
It's a little cruel I guess, but funny none the less. Please Read and Review
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 9-5-07
10. Given a Moment » reviews
Given the right moment, and everything in you life can change. Ranger is about to find this out, when Steph shows up unexpectedly, with a big surprise waiting in the wings. Ranger has a few surprises himself, will he let her in on his secrets? HEA
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,361 - Reviews: 296 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Complete
11. Life on the Refrigerator Door reviews
Busy lives that rarely cross. Are a few short notes enough to keep them together? Read and Review to find out.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-24-08
12. Food Fight Injuries reviews
Just a little something inspired by last nights dinner antics. I might continue it at a later date, but for ow its a one shot. Warning: Not suitable for children under the age of no sense of humour.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-29-07 - Complete
13. Story Time reviews
What if they're not all battle scars? What happens when Batman is cut too deep? Rating for the themes that are dealt with. ONESHOT
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-07 - Complete
14. What I Saw reviews
Emmet tries to catch a glimpse of his presents instead of sleeping, but what he sees in a whole different sominsomin. Song Fic to I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. This one's for Babecat. Hope you like it.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
15. House of Inconsistencies » reviews
Steph's been placed in a safe house, but soon realises that for a safe house it's not all that safe for her mind, especially when she finds out exactly where she is. It's not a Cupcake, it's not a Babe. It's a... story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete
16. Its a Girl Thing » reviews
Well this little ditty is in conjunction with my lies, but there are no lies involved. I will eventually continue when I find the proper solution. Suggestions are welcom.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete
17. Christmas Wishes » reviews
Merry Christmas Everyone! This story was previously entitled Santa Baby. But I thought this fit better.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 12-2-07 - Complete
18. Men In Tights reviews
Well, that about says it all doesn't it? Stephanie gets a pleasant surprise for her birthday. The song is Men in Tights from Robin Hood Men in Tights. ONESHOT
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete
19. Bringing Down the House Too » reviews
Steph has moved to Australia with her miriad of children and finds that she cannot escape the past no matter what but the future is just as unavoidable! What a brain scrambler. Guaranteed to screw with my mind!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,553 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete
20. An Afterword reviews
A relatoinship on the rocks ends and two years later tragedy is apparent... its a little sad. Please read and review.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete
21. My Interpretation reviews
One shot Fanfic, From Mika again, Title of storytitle of song. Heated conversation with a man after a certain incident.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete
22. Stuck in the Middle reviews
So pretty much just what the title suggests. Its a one shot songfic, the song is Stuck in the Middle By Mika
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete
23. The Difference reviews
It just kinda came to me in a dream, hope you like it. Rated K for some of the implications
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete
24. Bringing Down The House » reviews
Steph is really bringing down the house in this one... or is she bring up dinner? Anyway, things are happening in this one that I never thought of until i sat down at my computer. Have fun!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 9-26-06 - Complete
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