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Author has written 24 stories for Janet Evanovich. I'm a complete JEVhead, in case you hadn't already guessed it from my stories. However, I'm not all that sure which team I'm rooting for. (Ranger or Morelli) At the moment i'm probably leaning more towards Ranger. So a bit about me, I live in Australia, but I don't believe that I am your typical Australian. My friends chastise me for putting on a fake English accent regularly, (its usually when I'm defensive), and I don't even realise that I've put it on. My Grandmother is English, and my mother has a slight accent at times, so I guess it comes from there, but I don't really mind, its just part of what makes me special. I'll be eighteen next month, and in Australia that's legal drinking age. I just threw that in for a random fact, I'm not overly fussed on the concept of drinking, makes people do stupid things like get pregnant. My ambition, apart from becoming a secondary school music teacher, is to make my way to America. I'd love to go to a summer camp, we have nothing like that over here that I know of. So, what do I enjoy? Hmm, lets see. I enjoy music obviously, and I'm passionate about writing. I love reading, but am a bit of a Grammar Nazi, so don't be surprised if I review saying that your spelling is shocking and you need to edit more carefully. Unfortunately, though, I am unable to state that my grammar and spelling are perfect, but they do say that those who can't do, teach. So if I've picked on your spelling, I'm terribly sorry; its not you, its me, or maybe that guy over there. For all I know, the President of Uzbeckistan probably has something to do with it. I love random little tidbits and quotes that can be used in a variety of situations and still work, hence I have my Lies. I find it rather hilarious that my mother actually encourages me to write these Lie stories. Still, you should check 'em out. Apart from the marvellous Janet Evanovich, I like to read anything by Jill Mansell, James Herbert, Sarah Strohmeyer, Charlotte Hughes, Joy Feilding, Mary Janice Davidson and Lynsay Sands. If you can suggest any other authors that I may like, feel free to send me their names, I'm a book-o-holic! There's just one problem with that though, I'm a slow reader. :( . I type fast, but I'm a slow reader. Depressing really. I'm working on it though. Well thats about all I have to say for myself. Feel free to PM me, I don't mind a random chat now and again. So thats that, this is me and I'm off to do more reading and see if i can't brainstorm my next chapter of "A Company Affair" Bec 17/02/2008 Due to either my computer being a poopy head, or the site being annoying, I have been unable to update my stories. I just wanted to ensure you all that I have not forgotten about you. In fact, when I do post there will be an extra long chapter in Given a Moment for you all. I'll keep adding to it until I can update. Until then have faith, it will come. | |||||||||
1. Twice as Much as Half » reviewsSequel to "An Afterword" but can be read as a stand alone. Steph's daughter isn't the most normal kid around, and everyone knows it. Neither Babe, nor Cupcake. Kinda angsty. Questionable implications for Morelli. There, I warned you. Happy?Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,039 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 7-11-082. Farfetched reviewsRanger has a confession to make that will change his and Stephanie's life forever. Not to mention the Merry Men. Completely OoC. One-Shot. Babe. Morelli friendly. Is there anything I missed?Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-13-09 - Complete3. And That's When Life Happened reviewsJust a humorous little ditty I thought up within Peigi's world. Currently a One-Shot, but that could change.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-12-094. All the Time in the World » reviewsSequel to "Given a Moment" Ranger promised his family forever and a day. How long is forever exactly? And when does it start? Is he chewing through it while on his latest mission? Or does the time start when he gets back? Will he return? Morelli friendlyJanet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,959 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Stephanie P. & Ranger M.5. Curious? » reviewsSometimes, curiosity is a good thing. Sometimes, it's a not so good thing. The problem is, telling which situation is which. Find out what happens when human curiosity and will power are put to the test. Cupcake probably, but no Babes were harmed.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Stephanie P. - Complete6. When I Go Down reviewsOneshot Songfic based on Relient K's "When I Go Down". Steph makes a mistake that she's not sure she can cope with. Cupcake. Not friendly to Ranger. HEA. Angst warning.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-29-09 - Stephanie P. & Joe M. - Complete7. Security REview » reviewsWhat happens when Lester and Bobby get bored in the office and all they have are some old security tapes and a head full of seemingly useless quotes? Take a gander and find out. Babe, but it doesn't really feature.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 11-28-078. A Company Affair » reviewsWell, Peigi's all grown up and working for her father. When a coworker can't keep his mouth shut tight everything just becomes a little overwhelming. Rated T for insinuations in the penultimate chapterJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,480 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete9. Great Lies to Tell Small Kids » reviewsIt's a little cruel I guess, but funny none the less. Please Read and ReviewJanet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,555 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 9-5-0710. Given a Moment » reviewsGiven the right moment, and everything in you life can change. Ranger is about to find this out, when Steph shows up unexpectedly, with a big surprise waiting in the wings. Ranger has a few surprises himself, will he let her in on his secrets? HEAJanet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,361 - Reviews: 296 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Complete11. Life on the Refrigerator Door reviewsBusy lives that rarely cross. Are a few short notes enough to keep them together? Read and Review to find out.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-24-0812. Food Fight Injuries reviewsJust a little something inspired by last nights dinner antics. I might continue it at a later date, but for ow its a one shot. Warning: Not suitable for children under the age of no sense of humour.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-29-07 - Complete13. Story Time reviewsWhat if they're not all battle scars? What happens when Batman is cut too deep? Rating for the themes that are dealt with. ONESHOTJanet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-07 - Complete14. What I Saw reviewsEmmet tries to catch a glimpse of his presents instead of sleeping, but what he sees in a whole different sominsomin. Song Fic to I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. This one's for Babecat. Hope you like it.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete15. House of Inconsistencies » reviewsSteph's been placed in a safe house, but soon realises that for a safe house it's not all that safe for her mind, especially when she finds out exactly where she is. It's not a Cupcake, it's not a Babe. It's a... story.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete16. Its a Girl Thing » reviewsWell this little ditty is in conjunction with my lies, but there are no lies involved. I will eventually continue when I find the proper solution. Suggestions are welcom.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete17. Christmas Wishes » reviewsMerry Christmas Everyone! This story was previously entitled Santa Baby. But I thought this fit better.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 12-2-07 - Complete18. Men In Tights reviewsWell, that about says it all doesn't it? Stephanie gets a pleasant surprise for her birthday. The song is Men in Tights from Robin Hood Men in Tights. ONESHOTJanet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete19. Bringing Down the House Too » reviewsSteph has moved to Australia with her miriad of children and finds that she cannot escape the past no matter what but the future is just as unavoidable! What a brain scrambler. Guaranteed to screw with my mind!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,553 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 1-31-07 - Complete20. An Afterword reviewsA relatoinship on the rocks ends and two years later tragedy is apparent... its a little sad. Please read and review.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-07 - Complete21. My Interpretation reviewsOne shot Fanfic, From Mika again, Title of storytitle of song. Heated conversation with a man after a certain incident.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete22. Stuck in the Middle reviewsSo pretty much just what the title suggests. Its a one shot songfic, the song is Stuck in the Middle By MikaJanet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete23. The Difference reviewsIt just kinda came to me in a dream, hope you like it. Rated K for some of the implicationsJanet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete24. Bringing Down The House » reviewsSteph is really bringing down the house in this one... or is she bring up dinner? Anyway, things are happening in this one that I never thought of until i sat down at my computer. Have fun!Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 9-26-06 - Complete
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