Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

Name: K.T. The opinionated

Age: Somewhere between born and buried.

Height: Shorter than some, taller than others.

Weight: . . . Let’s not go there.

Eyes: Generally brown, sometimes yellow, orange or green.

Hair: Pick a naturally occurring color, my hair probably has it in it.

Race: I’m a mutt!

Location: On the corner of Gryn and Barret in the Middle of Nowhere in the state of Confusion.

I am a Christian.

I am a redneck . . . or a goth. Weird combo, I know, but it depends on who you ask. shrugs

I am a conservative, generally republican.

I am anti-abortion.

I am heterosexual

I am pro-gun.

I am against racism.

I believe all people are entitled to their own opinion and I'm entitled to mine. If you don't agree, that's your opinion. If you have anything to say, tell me, I'm all ears. Just don't expect me to change my opinion.

Favorite genres: Supernatural, Fantasy and Science Fiction.

I would probably be a bigger fan of horror and suspense if I could find anything decent in those categories.

If you know any good books or movies in the Horror/Suspense genre please tell me.

My favorite TV shows are: Jeopardy! Myth Busters, Criminal Minds, NCIS, The Mentalist, Wipeout, Danny Phantom, America's funniest home videos and . . . that's about it.

Top Five favorite movies (in no particular order): The 13th Warrior, McLintock, Secondhand lions, The Patriot and Over the Hedge.

Other movies I enjoy: The lady vanishes, The Great escape, The princess bride, Armageddon, Gladiator, Dragonheart, Robin Hood: Men in tights, Galaxy Quest, The Quiet man, Quigley down under, Facing the Giants, Muppet Treasure Island, The Shadow riders, Crossfire trail ,The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Cars, Monster Squad(one of my favorites since childhood)and The Three Musketeers (The version with Charlie Sheen and Kiefer Sutherland)

Favorite play: Arsenic and old lace

Favorite musical: . . . mutters Sweeney Todd . . . .

I like reading: The Bible, Louis L'Amour, C.S.Lewis, J.R.R.Tolkien, Edgar Allan Poe, Frank Perreti, H.P. Lovecraft and the dictionary.

Favorite books: The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy (J.R.R. Tolkien), Jubal Sackett, Sackett, Sackett’s land, etc (Louis L’Amour), The Oath, Monster and The Visitation (Frank Peretti), The chronicles of Narnia (C.S. Lewis), The Fablehaven series (Brandon Mull), The works of Edgar Allan Poe, Proverbs and Ecclesiastes (books of the Bible),

Favorite "Bad guy" actor(s): Allan Rickman, Sir Anthony Hopkins and Jason Isaacs.

Favorite "Good guy" actor(s): John Wayne, Brendan Frasier and Bruce Willis.

Favorite directors: Alfred Hitchcock and Peter Jackson

My favorite bands/singers are: Don’t make me pick! I’m eclectic . . . . I really like Led Zeppelin, Styx, The Who, Audio Adrenaline, ApologetiX, Newsboys and Toby Mac

Favorite songs: Ramble on, Houses of the Holy, Achilles’ last stand, Over the hills and far away, When the levee breaks, Rock and Roll and Immigrant Song (Led Zeppelin), Come Sail Away, Grand Illusion and Fooling yourself (Styx), Momentum, Love is in the House and Extreme days (Toby Mac), Joy and He Reigns (Newsboys), Beautiful, Good Life, Underdog and Mighty Good Leader (Audio Adrenaline).

Ambitions: To start writing a story and actually finish it.

Dislikes: Any cults or merchandise surrounding, or related, to preppy Disney attempts to brainwash the world . . . . (i.e. Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, The Cheetah girls and Highschool musical in all its incarnations); Go Dreamworks!

I do, however, confess that I like a lot of Disney's old movies and I like Wall-e and Cars.

Pets: I own a horse, a dog, and a cat that thinks it’s a rather stuck-up mongrel dog . . . . Oh, and Bub (his real name I will not reveal). Bub is a tattooed, cookie-loving half-breed that followed my only ‘real’ brother home and my family adopted . . . sort of . . . . He's more of a stray than a pet . . . .

Heroes: Jesus Christ, first and foremost, my parents, my brother, A.K.A. Bubba, Granny, Pookwana, my cousin/best friend chevy hick and my best friend Tempest590 (they helped me through some very hard times and I don’t know what I’d do without them . . . . Mushy moment . . . over) and all the US troops at home and around the world. You guys are truly heroes, thank you for your sacrifices.

My favorite quotes are:

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers," -Charlton Heston>>

"Stop stealing my cows!" -Me, while playing 'Spyro: Enter the dragonfly'. (Evil spacecows)>>

"Did you fart?" -a pal from church who wasn't used to being around girls who admit to farting.>>

"You're Goth," -Tempest590.

"Now you look like an Emo," -Tempest590 (I was in a grumpy mood).>>

"You're a hippigoth. You know that, don't you?" -chevy hick.

"You know, your Mom was a Goth, your dad's a hippie. You're a hippigoth," -chevy hick.

"My dad is NOT a hippie . . . too violent," -Me.>>

"Those are nice . . . pats my boot . . . sturdy looking shoes," -My Grandmother after she sat down on the couch next to me and stared at my combat boots (something about my clothing choices bothers my Grandmother.)

"Yeah, Mom. The US Military seems to think so," -My Mom.>>

"I know who it is you remind me of; you remind me of Wednesday Addams," -One of my neighbors; I creep him out a bit.>>

"You're pyros," -My uncle to chevy hick and I when we wanted to start a fire in eighty degree weather.>>

"Woman’s intuition," -Ziva David, on the TV show NCIS,

"Do you have that . . . ? Forget I asked that," -Tony DiNozzo>>

"You bypassed childhood and went straight to law school," -My only legal brother (I tend to ‘acquire’ siblings. My brother brings a friend to the house, we feed them . . . instant sibling!), I shall refer to him as ‘Bubba’>>

"You’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color, right?" -Bubba to me.>>

"Do you like black?" -a girl I go to church with.

stares at self, clothed mostly in black, for a moment with a straight face replies "No," -Me.>>

"Wanna know how to freak out a prep?" -Me to Tempest590,

"Huh?" Tempest590

Turns toward passing prep "Fuzzy pickles," -Me

Prep- Twists face into a disgusted/perplexed look, makes an indignant sound and walks away.

Tempest590 Laughs>>

" . . . A rattle-headed-copper-moccasin, they’re the worstest kind!" -Bub (one of my ‘adoptive’ brothers) when he was little and his grandpa asked him what kind of snake he had seen in the yard.>>

"It was a fuzzy leaf . . . with ears,"-Bub, after he was picked at for having run over a kitten with his car.>>

" . . . Do not drink, will kill you dead," -written on a milk jug full of racing fuel by Bub’s real dad (The message was written specifically for Bubba)>>

"It only hurts for a minute!" -Bubba, when discussing stupid behavior that could lead to physical injury,

" . . . And the morning after," -Me>>

"Did that hurt . . . ? I didn’t feel a thing," -Bubba>>

"Alcohol was involved," another of my ‘brothers’ (let’s call him AWI, ‘cause he says this a lot),

-Everyone who knows him, shake head.>>

"It turned inside out . . . . And it exploded," -One of the guys (can’t remember who) from Galaxy Quest.>>

"It might be exceeding its weight limit!" -Dad to Bubba when he was trying to ride a Little Tikes car down the hill in front of our house.>>

"No brakes!" -Bub when he was riding the Little Tikes car down the hill (he weighs little enough that size wasn’t a problem).>>

"I’d hate to tell his dad we had to take Bub to the hospital, he was injured in a car wreck," -Dad during the ‘Little Tikes’ incident.>>

"Don’t worry. It gets better when the killing starts," -chevy hick when she, Bub, Dad and I were watching the Sweeney Todd movie and Bub and I were getting impatient.>>

"Okay, I’m done. I don’t think my insurance’ll pay nothin’ on it," -Bub after he and Bubba were using old closet-type doors and a log as a teeter-totter.>>

"But I like the cookie," -Hammy in Over the Hedge (this line has also been hijacked by Bub, Bubba and another ‘adoptive’ sibling I shall call Mighty Hunter long story)>>

"COOKIES!!" -Bub when I held up a cookie tin and rattled it.

"What the- ?" -Bubba when Bub ran past him at mach six to get the cookies.>>

"Woo-hoo! I’m happier ‘n a tornada in a trailer park!" -Mater in Cars>>

"Aww shit!!" -a raccoon just before my Mom’s dog killed it. Six other people heard this quite clearly so I wasn’t hearing things.>>

"Pyro," -Bub remarking on a movie character.

Bub, Bubba and Turkey (Bubba’s girlfriend) all turn to stare at me.

"What?" -Me

"You scare me," - Countless people when speaking to me.>>

"I've killed a man for less." -a guy nicknamed Beef

"When?" -Me

"I don't know, it just sounded good," -Beef>>

Now that you know a little about me, read and enjoy.