Hey, I'm ElvishPrincess99. The name came about because my first attempt was rejected. In desperation, I turned to my favourite book. LotR gave me the former part -to the best of my knowledge the spelling is as Tolkien wished- and my ego did the rest.

So, I suppose you'd like to read something on my interests? Here we go:

I really enjoy Doctor Who, and think Doctor/Martha would have made an great couple. I really don't like people who dislike her off, simply because she's taken Rose's place.

I love LotR and LotR/HP crossovers. Mainly the ones which involve Hermione & Legolas at some point. I also like the games, but I have to say the Fellowship rules above all. It has a wonderful soundtrack, and in my opinion captures the feel of the book rather well. I recommend that fans take a look.

I have recently got into Terry Pratchett books in a big way, and he is now my absolute favourite author. His ability to make the mundane utterly hilarious combined with razor-sharp observances make him the best author I've read thus far.

Eragon is great, and the description of him post dragon's magic was, er, nice. Of course, I see where Arya's coming from. I ardently believe Murtagh is innately good, and Christopher Paolini drove me insane in the course of 'Brisingr'. I believe, of course, that the man is an evil genius and a brilliant writer. I hope that all comes good in the final book, but you know how these things go...

Harry Potter is another love of mine, because I'm taken into another world. I'm not a fanatic, but of course that doesn't mean very much. I enjoy the stories written about it, and have written one of my own. It's a crossover with LotR and is being updated as I type. Technically.

I like Lara Croft, but don't go in for the stories as much. I missed the games -being slightly to young to actually game at the time- but am a big fan of the next-gen games and one or two of the old Playstation ones- they got me interested.

I also Ugly Betty, and can't wait for more here in Britain. I like Charlie a little more now, but can't believe she went behind Henry's back like that! And still hoping that the child isn't his. I know that's pathetic, but hope/denial springs eternal.

A word on my in-progress fiction:

-Battle for Middle Earth: The Witch and the Elf (henceforth; BFME)- I am currently actively working on the eighth chapter for this fic. Can't say how long it'll be because I have no idea at the moment...I do envision it being quite long though. XD

-Sorting Out Your Past And Present (SOYPP)- This story is still technically active, but I'm having difficulty tying it all up. I WILL update, I promise. In fact, I'm feeling guilty so I'll at least attempt to come up with a definite plot-line to move things forward.

-Arya's Secret, Eragon's Love (ASEL): This is almost effectively on hiatus. To be honest I probably shouldn't have started, but oh well. What I am doing is working on a re-writing of the fic. I haven't managed to get much together, but I will ensure that I post any developments here. PM me if you have any issues.

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Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me, smiley011095, ElvishPrincess99

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
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If you could read that put it in your profile

If you are a complete spelling/grammar/punctuation freak, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Doctor Who is the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you understand the reference in the above sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your only problem with homosexuality is that it means your chances of kissing/shagging/marrying John Barrowman are massively decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still get lost in shopping centres that you've been going to all your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted one of these copy and paste things, only to discover that you'd already copied and pasted it at an earlier time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and companions). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile.

If you are feeling very not-nice things towards River-Song because of the above statement and the fact Moffatt will be in charge of Season Five and so on, copy this into your profile.

If you want to join the rebellion of fanfictioners that are going on a mission to threaten Moffatt out of writing River-Song/Doctor romance... oh c'mon, people, you already know what to do.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

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Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet or thin air, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population on all planets would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're one of the 8 percent that would would be laughing your bum off, put this on your profile. (Sigh. This one is probably accurate.)

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you cos of its effects, put this into your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfullest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wannabes who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you understand what I mean when I say that technically every human is a homo, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TennantFanAndSadRandomAuthor, montypython203, ElvishPrincess99,

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.

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If you avoid people who are permanently smiling at all costs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think homophobia is wrong, copy and place this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you wasted two hours of you life watching High School Musical, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) You are now laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Favourite Quotes. (Random and Not)

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman!"

Willie, The Simpsons. 'Sweet Seymour's Badass Song'

"This concludes our demonstration. Cookies and juice are available in the hall. For those of you who didn't glue their mouths shut eating paste..."

Skinner, Simpsons Comics: Madness.

"BANG! And the face is gone..."

Andy, Mock The Week.

Only funny to those of us who have seen -and passionately loathe by default- that infamous ad, 'Cillit Bang'.