Hello! Yes I'm re doing my profile for like the millionth time (I should be writing fanfiction). Okay, about me, I can't be bothered to type out paragraphs so i'm gonna do a list of 25 random things about me:

1. As you can see by looking above my profile pic I am British and have a really strange accent (a mix of southern and northern)...oh I don't have bad teeth either.
2. I'm currently watching Top Gear.
3. whenever I try and type the word 'the' it always ends up as 'teh'.
4. I love whales and dolphins especially orcas (killer whales, hence my name), I love 'em to the extent that I've named the orca in yugioh...she's called Nova if anyone cares.
5. My favourite drinks are green tea and apple and mango J2O and my favourite foods are pizza and pasta.
6. I really like planes and have done since I was a kid. I was so upset when Concorde was retired.
7. My favourite sport (to watch) is Formula 1. I currently support Braun, Toyota and Red Bull. (dunno who i'll be supporting next year...not toyota at any rate and braun's name is changing as well...)
8. Puppyshipping rocks!!
9. I enjoy gardening.
10. I could easily spend all day infront of my laptop
11. My 3 favourite manga series are Junjou Romantica, Angel Sanctuary and FAKE.
12. I deny the fact that series 3 of Torchwood happened beacause Ianto is far too lovely to have such a bad thing happen to him (i did it without spoilers XD)
13. I don't belive in any god, but i don't mind if people do.
14. I love maths and physics!
15. I'm study the above subjects at uni
16. I want to give Seto and Mokuba Kaiba a hug... and Katsuya XD
17. I think Roy Mustang is very very cool.
18. I'm pretty hopeless at computer games that aren't pokemon or the sims
19. I love the Welsh accent... and Ianto XP
20. I have a Seto Kaiba plushie (yes, I'm that much of a fangirl), but he's soooo cute! (I had to fix his coat the other day cause the lining was coming out XD)
21. I think I'm rather mad.
22. I'm addicted to Fanfiction, MSN and Facebook
23. I obsessivly check my emails.
24. I like looking around ruined castles/forts
25. I have a love-hate relationship with the weather.

Okay, onto my stories. At the moment I only write puppyshipping with occasional side pairings (yamiXyugi and bakuraXryou mainly). I used to hate puppyshipping then I read 'we are family' by devotedtodreams and just fell in love with them (they're so cute). All my stories have happy endings (I don't do unhappy endings) and a couple will get together. I have yet to work up the nerve to write a sex scene, but one day it may happen (i can't promise anything haha).

here are some random ideas of fics I want to to/have half written sitting on my hard drive waiting for me to do something about them.

1) Mokuba manages to bring Noah back from the dead, now they both have to fix Seto and Katsuya's relationship... oh and hide a blue eyes and red eyes that have come to life as well.

2) A cute little story when Katsuya and Seto meet when they're kids, not really much plot, but I think it's kinda cute.

3) Katsuya and Seto go to Cardiff...yeah, can any one guess who they'll meet? (when this popped into my head the thought of a Jack/Ianto/Seto/Katsuya foursome popped in as well XD although I can't imagin myself writing that lol)

4) I think I'll write Children of Earth fix it fic... i have some vague ideas on how to bring our favourite tea boy back.

What else is there to say? Not much really, if you want to contact me just hit the email or personal message button above (or review one of my stories) and I will reply as quickly as I can. I have MSN as well if any one wants to chat just ask.

So here are lists of things I like...

Random pairings (I don't think I'd write any stories about them but I do read them)

Jack/Ianto (Torchwood) (I love this pairing about as much as I love Seto/Katsuya)

Sirius/Remus (Harry potter)

Ryo/Edo (Zane/Aster) (Yugioh GX)

Bakura/Ryou (Yugioh)

Owen/Tosh (Torchwood)

Nowaki/Hiro-san (gotta love junjou egotist... actually let's include junjou romantic and terrorist as well caus ethey all rock!)

Manga/Anime (there are so many hehe)

Yaoi/Shounen ai

Junjou Romantica (it's so cute and funny, I love Hiro-san)

Love Mode (The art's a bit strange, but you get used to it very quickly and I can't resist the AoeXNaoya pairing)

Okane Ga Nai (I'm not sure why I love this so much but I do and Ayase is so cute!)

FAKE (the first yaoi series I read, it's so much fun. I can't express in words how fantastic it is)

Sukisyo (I was ill when I watched it so I don't quite remember it, but it was good)

Yellow (It's like FAKE but a bit more explicit and the art is really pretty)

Loveless (Ritsuka is adorable and I love the animal ears)

Gravitation (It's insane but very funny)

Gakuen Heaven (I much prefer the anime to the manga (the manga has the wrong pairing!), Kazuki is so cool)

Happiness Recommended (It's not really yaoi, but it's so cute and the bonus story hidden under the dust jacket is very cute)

Sakura Gari (Yu Watase (one of my favourite authors) does yaoi, what could be better?)

Only The Ring Finger Knows (The novels have been translated really badly, so you have to translate the english, but the stories are good)

Necratoholic (vampire yaoi... fangirl grin)

Sunflower, Ordinary Crush (they're together because they're basically the same story, they're both very good)

Pet On Duty (lot's of cuteness)

... there are more, i just can't think of them at the moment lol.

all other manga/anime

Fushigi Yugi (Miaka and Yui are slightly annoying but all the guys rock),

Fushigi Yugi: Genbu Kaiden,

Yugioh, (it has Seto and Jou in and I can watch/read it whilst imagening them togther)

Yugioh GX/5D's (I do really enjoy both of these series, they're both very funny XD Jack Atlas's (?) accent in 5D's is so funny, I think it's supposed to be cockney gangster but ends up sounding a bit australian XD)

Ayashi No Ceres (It's very cool)

Epotoransu Mai,

Appare Jipangu,

Imadoki (I re-read this yeaterday, it's so cute but Erika is annoying)

Absolute Boyfreind (Night is awsome!)

Alice 19th (as you can tell I really like Yu Watese's manga)

Chobits (1st manga I ever read, I borrowed it from my friend during a classics lesson),

Tsubasa Chronicals, (Can't wait for the next OVAs)

xxxholic (it's so cool!)

Wish,

Pokemon,

Full Moon,

Ouran High School Host Club, (yay for Kaoru! (I have a plushie of him haha))

Cain Saga/Godchild, (I wanted Cain and Riff to end up together sigh)

Hana Kimi,

Angel Sanctuary, (It's amazing I urge everyone to check it out, don't let the summery put you off)

Fairy Cube,

Death Note,

La Coda D'oro, (Len rocks, pure and simple lol)

Vampire Knight,

Fruits Basket, (Hatori!!)

Demon Diary,

Legal Drug, (It's sooooooo cool, I hope it gets continued again)

Petshop of Horrors,

Clamp School Detectives,

Clamp school Defenders,

Man Of Many Faces,

Cardcaptor Sakura, (I'm a total CCS addict)

BLEACH,

Full Metal Alchemist

Hetalia (It's really funny, I love England (duh!) and Italy is adorable)

... as with the yaoi, there are many more, i just can't think of them.

TV

Torchwood (except Children Of Earth... you can probably guess why) Lab Rats, Top Gear, Have I Got News For You, Room 101, QI, House, NCIS, CSI (miami and new york as well), Blackadder (series 2 is the best), Jeeves and Wooster, Hustle, Vicar of Dibley, all the Wallice and Grommit animations (A close shave is the best!)... I think that's it. Oh I like the TV adaptation of Hogfather as well.

Film

Original Star Wars films, Lord of the Rings, Hot Fuzz, Harry Potter (except the 1st 2 films, they were rubbish), Shaun of the Dead, Pan's Labyrinth (it freaked me out a bit, but it was really really good), The Hayao Miazaki films (especially Princess Monoke and Howl's Moving Castle) I liked the Golden Compass (although I hate the fact they changed its name), Wallice and Grommit and the curse of the warerabbit.

Books

I don't tend to read 'normal' (as my friend puts it) books (too much manga lol), but these are some of my favourites.
'Hogfather', 'Mort', 'The Wee Free men', 'Going Postal' and 'Wintersmith' by Terry Pratchett
'Lord of the Rings' and 'the Hobbit' JRR Tolkein
Redwall books (I haven't read them for ages though and i have no idea who they're by either lol)
Only The Ring Finger Knows
A promise of romance (lovely yaoi set in England)

itunes thing (taken from devotedtodreams profile, hope u don't mind :) )

Put your itunes or whatever program you used to listen to music on shuffle and hit next the write the songs you get by the questions!

Opening credits: 'A Bad dream' (Keane)
Waking up: 'Light Sleeper' (Hawthorn Heights)
First day at school: 'Macy's Day Parade' (Green Day)
Falling in love: 'Life is Like a Boat' (From the BLEACH soundtrack)
Fight song: 'Stockholm Syndrome' (Blink 182)
Breaking up: 'Hands Open' (Snow Patrol)
Prom: 'You're All I Have' (Snow Patrol)
Life is good: 'Heaven is a Halfpipe' (Opm)
Mental breakdown: 'The Young and The Hopeless' (Good Charlotte)
Driving: 'The Rage Beat' (From the Gravitation soundtrack)
Flashback: 'Hitchin' a Ride' (Green Day)
Getting back together: 'Brother My Brother' (no idea who sings it, I just know its on Pokemon the 1st movie)
Wedding: If You Come back To Me (Bowling for Soup)
Paying the dues: Pardonné (Kyo)
Night before the war: The World is Black (Good Charlotte)
Final dance: Spicy Marmalade (From Gravitation, it's one of Bad Luck's songs)
Moment of triumph: 'Lips Of Angel' (Hinder)
Death scene: 'I've got all this Ringing in my ears and none on my fingers' (Fall Out Boy)
Funeral song: 'Circle Of Life' (The lion King)
End credits: 'Kesenai Tsumi' (From the Full Metal Alchemist soundtrack)

Quotes

Jack: Come on have a little faith, with a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?
Ianto: He is dashing, you have do give him that.
Owen:And what if they can't stop it
Tosh: They'll stop it.
Owen: Yeah, but if they can't?
Ianto: Then it's all over.
Owen: Let's all have sex.
Ianto: And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.

Tosh: No I can't just hook something up, the entire telephone network is down.
Owne: What about a mobile connection?
Tosh: The Entire telephone network is down.
Ianto: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string. Everything. Absolutly everything. No phones. Phones all broken. Hello? Anyone there? No, because the phones arn't working. (best line ever XD)

Owen: How do you know all that?
Ianto: I know everything. And it says so at the bottom of the screen.

Jack: What did she do? Is it a virus or a lockdown?
Tosh: No she just turned off the lights.

"They know more about this place than I do, Nobody knows more than I do!" Ianto (Torchwood)

'Who looks at a screwdiver and thinks 'this could be a bit more sonic'?" The wonderful Captain Jack about the Doctors sonic screwdriver (Doctor Who)

'Honestly, I think it's my age, but I increasingly want there to be more entrance exams. Do you know what I mean? People should be made to sit an exam before they do most of the stuff we take for granted.
(immitates a bus driver) Getting on a bus sir? Okay here's a multiple choice for you. Playing R&B music from your tinny phone will a) make everyone feel happy? B) make everyone want to ram that phone up your R Kelly?or C) make you look cool and give you a rep with the rest of your illiterate gang?
(immitates a chav answering this question) Is it, like, C?
(goes back to being the bus driver) No, I'm sorry you have failed the entrance exma for this bus, you will have to walk. If indeed you can walk.
(sketch ends but he carries on) Most of them seem to walk like they have rickets, some of them are so cool they pretend to have a withered arm. Do you know? If it weren't for the baseball cap I'd swear that one that limped past me was doing an impression of Oliver's Richard III' Marcus Brigstocke on 'The Now Show' talking about chavs (or Charvs if you live up north) on buses.

'Go skip train! Go!' Me and my freind cheering the Northern 'skip' train as it left newcatle station at teh same time as a far superior Cross Country tain, we were racing them but the northern train lost :(

'You are the only race in the universe that goes camping, celebrate your uniquness' Jack to Owen who was moaning about camping (Torchwood)

'Is now a good time to tell you I lost the car?' Ianto (Torchwood)

'I have a photographic memory, it just doesn't work all the time' -my sister

'How can you respect a man who only spells a word one way'- no idea who said this, but its still good.

'You can never dampen the enthusiasm of a moron'- Seto Kaiba to Katsuya Jounouchi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

'I admire your unbelievable stupidity'- Seto Kaiba again to Katsuya XD (again)

'That makes about as much sense as a Fall out Boy song'- me (i love FOB tho)

'Aww is the big brawney bandit leader seasick'- Nuriko (Fushigi Yugi)

'Nuriko, when I feel like livin' your dead!'- Tasuki (Fushigi Yugi)

'Right, that's the kanji for 'fire' and that's the one for 'mountain', if you put them together what do u get?' '...Forest?' -2 of my freinds (the answer, if you can't guess, is 'volcano')

'Of course this laser doesn't exist, although they do use it in the medical proffession'- my physics teacher

"Matter, anti matter, BOOM! Warp drive!!"- another one from my physics teacher (I have a word document full of them)

'There are some people who say insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong as I will prove when I stick this toasting fork through your head'- Blackadder

'My lord, can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green,'-Lord Percy form Blackadder (he was trying to make gold and ended up making green)

'I told you not to input anime character faces in the security access database!' - Kagami (Ayashi no Ceres)

'You can even become a gamer or an anime otaku'- Alec (Ayashi no ceres), Kagami then replies 'One of you's enough Alec'

'Screw the rules I have money!'- Seto Kaiba in yugioh the abridged series

'She is Satan, in Satan's body, dressed like Satan and talking like Satan with a french accent!' -My sister's friend talking about one of the french teachers at my school.

"This isn't just bondage, this is S&M bondage."- One of the physics teachers in the staff panto (you probably won't get it if u haven't seen the M&S adverts)

"He kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank!" Jack Black's character in school of rock. Sadly he forgets to mention that Shamu's mother was killed whist she was being kidnapped (i hope you can tell i don't like seaworld and all the other places with captive dolphins).

Some quotes from my sister, me and my friend about clothes on the QVC shopping channel (we watched it whilst revising, it was hilarious)

"It's so 70's it burns."

"It's so stretchy you could be 40 stone and still fit into a small!"

"I think my life expectancy has gone down!"

"She (the designer) should be arrested for crimes against good taste."

"It looked okay on the hanger!"

"(immitating the presenter talking about the other presenter) 'she looked sizzling it it earlier, yes we burned her at the stake.'"

"Do you recon they're sold out because people are buying them to burn them?"

"It's so shapless she has to tie a scarf around it to give her a waist."

"I don't understand how they've managed to make cheap nylon look worse."

"These people should be taken out a shot for crimes against fashion, it's like we're back in the 90's again!"

The Stig (Top Gear's tame racing driver)

Some Say...

He drinks a lot of petrol
He was born in space.
He never blinks.
He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
He sleeps upside down like a bat.
His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
His skin has the texture of dolphins.
If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix).
He is scared of bells.
He once punched a horse to the ground.
His politics are terrifying.
He lives in a tree.
He likes DragonBoarder.
He was raised by wolves.
He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
He has no understanding of clouds.
His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
He is confused by stairs.
He naturally faces magnetic north.
He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
His heart ticks like a watch.
All his legs are hydraulic.
He appears on Japanese banknotes.
There's an airport in Russia named after him.
He is wanted by the CIA.
His breath smells of magnesium.
He can catch fish with his tongue.
His tears are adhesive.
If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
He is terrified of ducks.
His voice can only be heard by cats.
He has two sets of knees.
He can swim seven lengths underwater.
He has webbed buttocks.
He can melt concrete on contact.
He is more machine than man.
His heart is in upside down.
His teeth glow in the dark.
His favorite food is raw meat.
He has no age.
He can smell corners.
He has acid for blood.
Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
He has a bionic arm.
He has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh.
He is stumped by clouds.
He has no fear.
His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
He once, "preposterously", had an affair with John Prescott
He has a digital face.
If he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar.
He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
His genitals are on upside down.
If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
His ears have a paisley lining.
He is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.
The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring.
If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet
He invented Branston Pickle.
If you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest
On really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake.
His fingernails have 330bhp.
His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds.
His first name really is "The".
If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen
He once lost a canoe on the North-East coast...

All we know is, he's called the Stig!

Copy and Patse things (I've decided to start collecting them XD)

If you want Ianto Jones back in Torchwood and don't care how they do it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If until now you did not realize Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the alphabet have the same tune, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (it was in District 9 when people were exploding...i have no idea how i found it so funny... it's probably got something to do with watching Momo play on Fallout 3 XD)

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. XD coughpuppyshippingcough lol

If you want to see a season 4 of Kyou Kara Maoh, where Yuuri finally confesses his feelings to Wolfram, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish Yu-Gi-Oh! had been created into a non-animation series TV show but with YAOI --Yugi with Yami, Joey with Seto, Ryou with Bakura, Marik with Malik, Tristan with Duke, everyone BASHING Anzu, a comedy with the plot of "Friends"-- Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile. (Janto)

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage. (I know where I live gay marriage is legal, but i think it should be legal all over the world)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

That's it, hope you enjoy my stories!