You like me and I like it all. We love dancing and we look divine...

Things that I can't live without:

Harry Potter fanfiction - slash, Marauders and Velvet Goldmine crossovers have a special place in my heart

GLAM - Velvet Goldmine, David Bowie nbubgiubuisvb he is GOD, glitter glitter and more glitter

My friends - my social life is necessary for me. When I listen to Bowie all I want to do is go out and dance and tell everyone how much I love them and GOD I love them all!!

Japan - in my head I feel at home either in London in the early seventies or in Tokyo now

My fics so far:

A Question And A Photograph (Ron/Hermione) Oneshot

Badgering A Friend (Justin/Zacharias. Contains a challenge, because I want more JZ fics!) Oneshot

Draco In Wonderland (Draco/Blaise. Possibly my favourite) Oneshot

Four Days (Harry/Draco. MAY continue it in a sequel if I get more reviews! Ooh, sneaky...) Five chapters - complete

Hogwarts Gets Hip (Unexplainable...) Six chapters of ten up and I will update soon!!

Please read and review them, and I will love you forever! Also, there's a long Marauder-era one in the works. And I'm a beta. Look me up if you'd like me to do anything - I'd be happy to.

By the way, if you like scary but incredibly well written Draco/Harry fics, check out Atawalpa's 'Fallen Angel'. She's gooooood, but, as I have said, not for the faint of heart...and she never updates! Ooh, I'm cruel... And look out for moonsandstars' HP X My Own Private Idaho crossover, 'Really Want to Kiss You'.

Finally... I would like to mourn a very sad loss. Thieving Gypsy has changed her name to 'the juju was up inside my horn', and removed some of her best fics. Such as the amazing, incredible, and hugely important-to-me Fairy Boys. May it rest in peace, saved for ever on my computer, plus a disk just in case...

The last I heard from good God above was a slap on my ass by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove...

p.s. Here's a bit copied off trendyfishie89's bio. It's about the cliches you hate, but which people apply to you. Thought it might elucidate you a bit as to my character...

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm INTO THEATRE AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have a different sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I support the LIBERAL DEMOCRATS, so I must be UNREALISTIC and deliberately politically 'DIFFERENT'.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm not usually the type to do copy and paste, pass it on jobs, but I liked this one! Look on her profile for the full list, and a very funny thing on gay marriage... OK, I'm done now...