hiya!! saphirazure here. you see that icon? it's the infinitely sexy Eiri Yuki from one of the Gravitation megamixes. bow down.

hey! i accept challenges too! so pm me if you wanna make me write something for ya. I'll do it for Gravitation, Naruto, D. Gray Man, and Saiyuki.

Here are the pairings i'm willing to write with: Gravi- YuShuu. Naruto- SasuNaru, NaruSasu. D. Gray-Man- Yullen, Arekan. Saiyuki- SanzoXGoku

what to say, what to say... i'll tell you about a pet peeve of mine. it's a stereotype that i often see in fanfiction, especially those that contain smut: the weak, crying uke. i cannot express how much i hate to see this over... and over... cant an uke have some balls around here? im all for a sasuke as a seme, but when you make naruto all weepy and clutching for dear life, its not only out of character, but very cliche. i see the same thing in gravi fanfics. sure, shuuichi is weepy and emotional. we all know that. but it gets to be too much when he HATES sex and only bends over in a sense of obligation. i hate this. i dont flame when i find it, but expect to get a very slow shake of the head from me.

im a pretty accepting person. i'll try nearly anything once its thrown out there. im bisexual too. you'll learn that i'm a pretty awesome person... if you read my stuff! can you sense that im advertising, here? ha. but basically, i live in purely the moment. i cant go back to the past, which has only led me to bad places. and frankly, the future kinda scares me, and overwhelms me. so im kinda just... hangin out. now.

my writing... i tend to reflect a bit of myself in it. i dont know really how to describe it other than that. i just tend to let things flow and that's that.

im only doing oneshots right now... and for the forseeable future. i dont have any ideas for a multi chap, nor the patience or confidence to finish it... and everything i write has got to have some form of sex in it, and be humorous and sweet. so i mostly do oneshots based on that criteria. i love coming up with short story lines thats mostly smut... 'sigh'. i dunno when i'll come up with a multi chap. hope you guys stick around for the oneshots, though! oh, and i cant honestly tell you that i WONT have sex in anything i write. so if you're looking for the smex, you have hit the jackpot with me. i know i cant have the dirtier stuff on here, but you can find my semi-tame stories here. my boundary pushing ones will be on http://fiction.gurabiteshiyon.net/authors.php?no=2490at least the gravi ones. im not sure where ill put the naruto ones, maybe y-gal or mediaminor.

if you wanna see the face behind the mystique, go to www.facebook.com/SaphirAzure

hmm... lets list some of my favorite anime:

Gravitation, Loveless, Naruto, Bleach, Deathnote, Inuyasha, Pokemon (first generation), flcl/ foolycooly, S-cry-ed, Eureka Seven, Code Geass, Descendants of Darkness, Evangelion, Kaleido Star, Mirage of Blaze and the list goes on...

some of my favorite manga: Hanazakari no kimitache e (hana kimi), Gravitation, Loveless, Deathnote, Naruto, Invisible Boy, La Esperanca, Il Gatto Sul G, Only the Ring Finger Knows(i also read the books), D.Gray-Man, Fruits Basket, Princess Ai, Negima, Juvenile Orion, Chobits, Dears, ive got so many to list...

some of my favorite videogames: Disgaea, Tales of Legendia, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of Phantasia, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Golden Sun, all Pokemon games, the Tenchu series, .Hack g.u. (all three volumes), Soul Calibur II and III, Persona 3: FES, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones, and more to come...

hmm... im a yaoi fangirl. guess i should mention that. i love love love Gurabiteshiyon (gravitation)!! Murakami-sama is a god. and gravitation genzo. and of course i love the remixes and megamixes for gravitation... you gotta love porn. again i say, Murakami-sama is a god. but enough of my fangirlish rambling...

in case you may want to know...

age: 16 (please dont give me any shit on how i am under the age of 18 and have no business writing what i do. i have my beliefs, and you have yours. i happen to believe that age has nothing to do with maturity in any implication, and please respect that)
sex: female (how many have you sighed at finding another girl who writes yaoi?)
born: in April. the 19th to be exact. i like odd numbers more because of it...
agenda: many

random facts about me :

1.i wear glasses (but i now wear contacts)

2.i like writing porn. just writing in general. but i like porn. yea. i love to read it too!!

3.i love the color blue!! (hence the name SaphirAzure)

4. im a misanthropist

5.i greet people i like cheerfully, and vice versa

6.i like the word 'blueh' (i am not a smurf)

7.i often dont know how to carry on a conversation with someone im not really close too.

8.i wish i was taller (im 5'2)

9.i often mistake calling my cat 'yuki' (from gravitation) when his name is actually 'lucky' after ive just read some awesome porn. i also have just recently done this to my poor kitty 'ninja' but i replaced it with 'naruto' after, you guessed it, reading some sasunarusasu.

10.i wouldnt care if some people in my school were shot during a school shooting (heh)

11.i love videogames!!

12.i like to get 12 hours of sleep

13.my bestest friend eva is PreseaMoon. she always betas my stories. shes all around awesome! (and on here, so check her out if your into the tv show Supernatural, or the games Tales of the Abyss and Tales of Destiny)

14.winter is my favorite season

15.i love anime and manga!!

16.i have a hoodie that says 'ill stop stabbing when you stop screaming'

17.im a sasunaru and narusasu and sasunarusasu fan (wee)

18.i have very short hair. (its about to my chin)

19.im soon going to be a successful writer. (hopefully)

20.i love reviews!!

21.i dont like t.v.

22.i dont like tight clothing

23.im bisexual

24.yuri. i love it. (not as much as yaoi, though. sorry yuri)

25.i support underage sex (as in, under the legal boundaries)

26.i have a guitar that ive never learned to play

27.i recoil from the touch of strangers i.e. people in crowds, classrooms, hallways...

28.im a hermit (i could live my whole life in my room with my ps2 and books, and porn... wait, scratch that, i'd need sex too)

29.sunlights okay, i guess

30.moonlight rulez the school

31.im a book masta (worm)

32.water is my favorite element (ice included)

33.i lurve mountain dew

34.i've once slammed my thumb into a car door

35.im going to have crippling arthiritis in my hands one day...

36.i once stepped on a thumbtack

37.my name in japanese is 'Jiasumin'

38.i wear slip on shoes because i dont like to wear socks

39.i like j-pop

40.my middle name is 'Love' (not lying, either. mom was still high from painkillers when she named me)

41.i love pocky

42.i once lost a shoe chasing the ice cream man

43.ive stolen bowling shoes (on purpose)

44.im twitchy, fidgety...

45.i HATE public speaking

46.im wary of anyone i dont know

47.i am in love with sweets

48.i am a tad bit masochistic (more than a tad bit)

49.i can play guitar hero on hard mode and do alright... but only when im drunk. (isnt that weird?)

50. my advice to you is "always keep your nails trimmed and clean"

51. i once opened the door in nothing but my underwear, and only realized it when the poor guy suggested i put some clothes on, after we had been talking for 5 minutes. in my defense, i was half asleep and answered the door in a nearly drunken haze...

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)((Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!JK)

Homophobia and You (i found this in someone's profile)

(author unknown)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

(i found this in eclecticwitch's profile) Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLDED APPLY TO ME)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S (or a few B’s), so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Are you a seme or an uke?

Quiz and find out!

You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

Semes: PreseaMoon

Message me if you wanna be my seme ;)