Name: Mizu-rin, or Suna-chan or Sunadokei-chan, as known by my adoring fans!
Age: Somewhere between 1 and 100. Take a guess.
Occupation: Trying to come up with a good idea for a story but is suffering from writer's block. T_T
Appearance: Brown eyes. Brown hair. I like to wear brown shirts. Can I get any more BROWN?
Pet Peeves:
Ghetto people: They took the rule of "nobody can tell you what to do" and twisted it around horribly. Blargh. They imitate penguins with their sagging. Poor imitated penguins. And Komodo dragons, too. Gotta love those Komodo dragons. They can eat the yucky ghetto people! YAY!
Republican politicians (NOT republicans in general): Dubya. Rove. Need I say anymore?
Smoking: Once again, need I say anymore?
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST:
Spinach souffle. You know what I mean.
I APOLOGIZE, my loyal fans! I am not dead, merely busy with school and that crap. Plus I can't think of any ideas. Rawr.
I LOVE MY DOGGY, LULU! SHE IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING IN THE WORLD!
Works in Progress:
OMG! I finished the Shaving one! Gotta love Kisame's sword!
Trying to think of a new one. Meh.
Afternotes:
Be sure to visit the user named Konoha-Salad!
I love Naruto! (Not actually, but just the anime/manga altogether)
Temari ish aweshome!
Gaara has no eyebrows~!
Rock Lee's eyebrows are really caterpillars!
Kiba, Hinata, and Shino are the Official Organization of Oversized Coats! (The OOOC! It's OOC with another O! XD)
Meditating Pikachu (a.k.a. Medipika-chan a.k.a. Mepi-chan a.k.a. MP-chan) is my muse! NOT my conscience. Don't mix them up. There's a difference. Mepi-chan just shows how creepy and scary and odd my mind is!
Go Ayumi Hamasaki, Utada Hikaru, Yuko Sasaki, and Maaya Sakamoto!
I love blue jeans and flip-flops!
FAI FROM TSUBASA IS UBER-HOTT! I cannot believe his Shmexy-ness!
FAI IS THE SUPREME GOD! I am the Goddess of Fangirls! Fear me and my bishie senses! XD
I OWN:
1. Temari's fan. She "borrowed" it and never gave it back.
2. Kisame's sword. He thought it was a birthday present.
3. The Kage Bunshin No Jutsu. Naruto is such a plagarist. Or something. Yeah.
4. I OWN THE FAN THE UCHIHA CLAN HAD. They stole it, put it in a copy machine, made photo copies of it, and used the copies to make their shirts and stuff. Rawr. THEY ARE MOBSTERS! And if you didn't know they were japanese or whatever, they could kinda look Italian too...hmm. Maybe I should write a fanfic about that. Or not. Meh.
Moving on...haven't you noticed that people who give a review to say that your story sucks are usually anonymous? Do they not want you to stalk them or something like that...? Why don't they just use constructive critisism instead, so they can log in and actually not worry about someone mauling them with incredibly colorful words? ...Wow. I almost sounded educated for a second there. But seriously people. If you're gonna say that someone's story sucks, you can AT LEAST tell them how they can change it. Or, if you're stubborn like me, you can always just ignore the comment and go on your merry little way, thinking about how stupid and idiotic people can be! Aren't I WONDERFUL?
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SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Naruto quotes that are so totally AWESOME:
Gai: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi."
Kakashi: "...Did you say something?"
Gai: "Oh my god! That was pretty good, rival Kakashi! That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
Quotes from Haku :
- "By the way, I'm a boy."( O_O OH EM GEE! )
Quotes from Gaara :
- "I love only myself and fight only for myself." ( Sheesh, what a selfish, self-centered,death-loving, pain inflicting, stuck up brat. No wonder everyone fears him. He's like an unstable bomb that could blow up at any time. )
Sasuke: It's true, Naruto, that you're special...but...I'm more special than you! (HAHAHA! This was said in one of THE most serious episodes, but if you think about what he's saying really, then...heheheh...I laugh at you, Emo-Idiot!)
In the past, when Jiraiya was young and being taught by Sarutobi...
Jiraiya: When I go peeking, I use my excellent cloaking techniques!
Sarutobi: I have doubts about how good your cloaking technique is...
Jiraiya: I've never been caught!
Sarutobi: ...
Jiraiya: I'm telling the truth!
Sarutobi: If you insist that, (blushes) I will come along with you next time.
Jiraiya: ... ... ...Sarutobi-sensei, you pervert.
(I LOVE that line! Episode 83 of Naruto, look it up on YouTube! I LOVE THAT EPISODE!)
Other random quotes:
"Ai-bozu, do you use Pantene shampoo? Your hair smells like Pantene..." -me
"No, you freak, I use Dove!" -Ai-bozu
"Look at these sexy blue feet!" -Mr. Kelley, my 7th grade science teacher
"This scientist discovered that if all breeding conditions were always correct, in a few years elephants would fill up the known universe." -Also Mr. Kelley. He says the funniest things...
VIDEO GAME QUOTES
VIDEO GAME CHAIN QUOTE!
From teh wonderful Fire Emblem, The Sacred Stones!
Eirika: Master Saleh!
Saleh: ...
Eirika: Master?
Saleh: ...
Eirika: ...
Saleh: ...Oh, I'm sorry. What is it, Princess?
Eirika: Were you...praying?
(I have no idea why Ai-bozu and I found this funny. I think it was all the dots or something. Maybe they scrambled our brains.)
General Final Fantasy Quotes:
Old-school Chocobo: Wark!
New-school Chocobo: Kweh!
Any Moogle: Kupo!
Any Cactuar: -runs away-
Any Tonberry: Doink!
Bikke: You must have cannonballs of steel to challenge me! -from Final Fantasy I ( XD )
Gilgamesh: Starkle, starkle little twink... Now it's time that you guys SINK! -from Final Fantasy V ( XD again )
AIM quotes: (screennames altered for safety issues...and yeah.)
MEE! (6:38:55PM):iss
MEE!(6:38:56PM):ues
Ai-bozu...(6:39:02PM):tiss
Ai-bozu...(6:39:05PM):us!
MEE!(6:39:16PM):dude
MEE!(6:39:27PM):you spelled "tissues" wrong.
I AM A TRUE MEMBER OF THE AKATSUKI, along with Ai-bozu and Seku-chan! OH YEAH! ...I want a cosplay Akatsuki robe... -_-
Below are theories about Naruto and Narutoland altogether. Feel my smartness! -dances like a maniac...I love that song! "She's a maniac, MAANNNIIAAAC in the store, and she's shoppin' like she's never shopped before!" -performs the splits-
NOTE: SPOILERS MAY BE INCLUDED WITHIN THIS SECTION. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO RUIN THE SERIES, PLEASE SKIP AHEAD.
My friend Ai-bozu and I thought of this one: Gaara possibly has no eyebrows due to the curse of the Shukaku. They sizzled off like bacon grease. But If you put the Shukaku in Rock Lee, will his eyebrows be regular size?
In Episode 95/96, there's a scene where the camera zooms into Naruto's stomach when he's kinda dying or something like that. Only problem is, where's that blasted seal? It's like it disappeared! It was there before, I could've sworn it!
Thank you for reading, my fans! Good luck, and Konban wa!
P.S. Visit Ask-A-Ninja . com! It's funny funny funny funny! And you can download the episodes onto iTunes!
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