steampunkqueen2489
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since: 05-24-06, id: 1052481, Profile Updated: 01-16-12
country: USA
Author has written 32 stories for Ratchet and Clank, Teen Titans, Spyro the Dragon, Bayonetta, Supernatural, Heavy Rain, X-Men: The Movie, Naruto, Moonlight, Uncharted series, inFAMOUS, Elder Scroll series, Avengers, Thor, Spider-Man, Resident Evil, Bonanza, and Mass Effect.

Name: Rebecca

Nicknames: Becca, Bex

Hair: brown/blond

Eyes: ice blue

Just Some Random Stuff

Month One.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

If you're against abortion, PLEASE post this on your profile!!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK , so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

:More About Me:

Things I like to do: drawing, writing, listening to music

Favorite movies: Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Caddyshack

Favorite Video Games: Dragon Age Origins, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, Jak & Daxter series, Silent Hill series (especially Homecoming)

Favorite anime(s): Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, Fullmetal Alchemist

Favorite tv shows: X Men The Animated series, X Men Evolution, Moonlight, The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest, Top 20 Most Shocking

Favorite characters:

~X Men: Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat, Jubilation Lee/Jubilee, Remy LeBeau/Gambit, Bobby Drake/Iceman, Victor Creed/Sabretooth, James Howlett 'Logan'/Wolverine

~Other Marvel Comics: Tony Stark/Iron Man, Johnny Storm/The Human Torch, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Melissa Gold/Songbird, Tigra, Hawkeye, Matt Murdock/Daredevil, Elektra

~Batman: Barbara Gordon/Batgirl, Dick Grayson/Nightwing, Harvey Dent/Two Face, Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy, Joker, Stewart Winthrop/Ghoul(Batman Beyond), Victor Zsasz

~Moonlight: Beth Turner, Mick St. John

~Uncharted games: Chloe Frazer, Harry Flynn

~Naruto/Naruto Shippuden: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Hidan, Suigetsu Hozuki, Karin, Kiba Inuzuka, Temari, Itachi Uchiha, Zabuza Momochi, Kisame Hoshigaki, Kurenai Yuhi, Kakashi Hatake

~Fullmetal Alchemist: Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Olivier Armstrong, Jean Havok

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1. The Storm Ends
this is my version of the end and events shortly after the Mass Effect trilogy. it's my first Mass Effect fanfic, so, I'm still getting practice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Published: 5-18-13
2. Return » reviews
they find out, that in some miraculous way, Piers Nivans is alive. there will be Helena x Piers couple (odd, I know, but if you think about it, they would be good together). there will also be JakexSherry, ChrisxJill, and some LeonxClairexAda (because I'm not sure which of the 2 I like better with Leon)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-26-13 - Published: 2-5-13 - Piers N. & Helena H.
3. Light In The Dark reviews
just a quick lemon oneshot of Helena Harper x Piers Nivans. I don't write lemons very often, so I'm still getting practice. just please keep that in mind. I'll probably include this oneshot in my story 'Return' as well as publishing it as a stand-alone oneshot story.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-13 - Piers N. & Helena H. - Complete
4. Always reviews
just a quick lemon oneshot of Sherry Birkin x Jake Muller. I don't write lemons often, so I'm still getting practice at them. just please keep that in mind.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-13 - Jake M. & Sherry B. - Complete
5. Running Forward » reviews
A young woman named Elizabeth Valentine comes into town, running away from her abusive uncle. Joe convinces Ben to let her stay at the ranch, and pay her for helping around the ranch. What ensues.
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-12 - Published: 11-28-12 - Complete
6. Ransom reviews
some outlaws want to get their hands on some of the Cartwrights' money. they decide to try a different approach to get the Cartwrights to hand over some of their money, get to the Cartwright sons by kidnapping their wives, and demanding ransom money from the Cartwright family.
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-12 - Complete
7. Starting Again
a woman named Abigail Lawrence, having been kicked out of her house in Carson City by her father after she wouldn't marry the man he had arranged for her to, she goes to Viginia City, hoping to start new there. she comes across the Cartwrights, and Adam asks Ben if she can stay at the Ponderosa, and Ben agrees.
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Published: 12-24-12 - Complete
8. After It's Over reviews
in this story, the group from Resident Evil 6 traveled from China back home to the USA, and are staying in a hotel. It's just a some stuff, mainly with a couple from RE6 that I really like, Jake Muller x Sherry Birkin.there's also some Chris Redfield x Jill Valentine. there is 2 different versions for Leon Kennedy, one Leon x Claire, one Leon x Ada, for whichever you prefer.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-12 - Complete
9. A Life So Wrong » reviews
MOVIEVERSE of the movie The Amazing Spiderman. that's the Amazing Spiderman movie, not the Spiderman trilogy of movies with Tobey McGuire. tells the story of my oc during the events of the movie The Amazing Spiderman.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-6-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - Complete
10. Godly reviews
this story is a Thor x Sif lemon. it is rated M for sexual content. you've been warned.it takes place after the Thor movie when Thor is back in Asgard. also, this is the first lemon I've ever written, so cut me some slack.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-30-12 - Thor & Sif - Complete
11. Warrior Of Mine reviews
this story actually takes place after the Avengers movie, but it is a short Thor x Sif story.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-12 - Thor & Sif - Complete
12. Blame reviews
just a short Avengers ClintxNatasha story
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-12 - Hawkeye/Clint B. & Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
13. Joining the Akatsuki » reviews
a story about when mine & my sister's ocs joined the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-12 - Published: 8-3-11
14. An Angel's Angel
The one guiding light in the darkness for Castiel, the one thing that shines through...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Published: 4-2-12 - Castiel - Complete
15. Surprise 2 »
the Akatsuki get a surprise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,077 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 3-27-12
16. New Additions » reviews
Suisetsu & Karin get a surprise & so do Naruto & Hinata...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 3-27-12
17. Dovahkin reviews
Skyrim story, telling the story of mine & my sister's ocs.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-17-12
18. Destiny reviews
Lucy Quo sat staring at the tiny baby in the hospital basinet before her hooked up to so many wires, monitors, and machines. She finally put her head in her hands and wracked her mind trying to figure it all out.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-12
19. Aftermath reviews
so, this takes place in the past, about a few months after the events of Uncharted 2. just fyi so everyone knows.
Uncharted series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-11 - Chloe F.
20. X Men Origins » reviews
takes place during the movie X Men Origins Wolverine. it tells the story with my oc, Carly Chase aka Jolt, & my sister's oc, Megyn Sykes aka ShadowStorm. rated just in case. VictorxOC, & WadexOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-11-11 - Published: 12-18-10
21. Surprise » reviews
the Akatsuki, and especially 2 members in particular, are in for a something they never counted on. rated M for Hidan's mouth especially.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 2-17-11 - Complete
22. Their Gift reviews
yeah,so, Beth gets pregnant with Mick's child. that's all I have to say. I'm terrible at summaries most of the time. Amber is my sister's oc.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-11 - Mick S. J. & Beth T.
23. Interruptions
just a short story about Hidan & my oc, Amaya Momochi. bad summary, I know. sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Published: 2-5-11 - Hidan - Complete
24. Spyro's Beginning reviews
a Legend of Spyro story. it tells the story of The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning with mine & my sister's ocs. I'm not the greatest at summaries. SpyroXOc, probably some CynderXOc
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-10
25. In the Middle reviews
Just a random short story about Volteer & Cyril arguing
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-10 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete
26. One Good Thing About the Office reviews
Norman Jayden just found one good thing about the crummy office. Rated for language.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-10 - Norman J. - Complete
27. My Immortal reviews
just a short story about Castiel & my oc, Gabriella. it just came into my head one day.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-10 - Castiel - Complete
28. Getting To Know You reviews
A Oneshot that takes place after the game Bayonetta. What happens when a Luka and Jeanne sit down and talk?
Bayonetta - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-21-10 - Cheshire/Yuka & Jeanne - Complete
29. A New Titan » reviews
What happens when Terra joins Titans East? Find out. AqualadxTerra, SpeedyxBumblebee, and maybe some others
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 7-24-09 - Aqualad & Terra - Complete
30. Her Past reviews
Bumblebee is upset. What about? What can Speedy do? SpeedyxBumblebee Sorry bad summary. Read anyway.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - Speedy & Bumble Bee - Complete
31. One Evening reviews
Bumblebee is upset about something... Sorry, horrible summary. Please read anyway. Speedy x Bumblebee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-22-09 - Speedy & Bumble Bee - Complete
32. Looking For Clank »
A story where they're looking for Clank after he was abducted by the Zoni in ToD.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,538 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 3-4-09 - Complete