Author has written 4 stories for Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Black Jewels Trilogy.
Hello peoples! And may I just say that I am so physced that you came to read my...what is this? Profile!That's it. Anyway, some of the people on here have writtenabout their childhood homes, their favorite animals, and stufflike that. But I thought I's give you a litle diversity. drum roll please. Here goes:
1.) I was born in
b.) a small town
c.)our house, in the middle of our street
d.)none of the above
2.)My best friend is
c.)a slut that I love (in a strictly friendly way)
d.)all of the above
3.)I like to
a.)read and write (obviously)
b.)stck pins in my eye
c.)discuss torture tacticswith my Uncle Fester
d.)some of the above
a.)hatched from an egg
b.)killed by an overdose of "The Wiggles".(shudder)
c.)once a man
d.)none of the above
b.)a rope, a knife, and the randsome money
c.)a life, have you seen one? Maybe I should take out an add.
I hope you liked it, andf you didn't...I don't care. Now, here's the REAL profile.
13Things you didn't know about M. Fuzz
1)I am not a Mr. I am a girl. So, like I said in one of my fics, if I sound a little femminine, it isn't because I am coming out of the closet (I planned that for next year, keep your fingers crossed), it's because I am ACTUALLY femminine. Someimes.
2.)Once, in elementary school, me and my friends were outside in my backyard, and we found a clearing in the woods. We dragged couches and porch swings from behind my neighbors houses, and made a club house. I'm sure it made every ho-bo in the neighborhood blissfully happy.
3.)My step-grandmother is the spawn of Satan. And she wears a wig. Ergh!
4.)My REAL grandmother IS Satan (you thought Satan was a male? Think again.), unless she's had her pills.
5.)My mother ROCKS, and is triple cool with knobs
6.)The rest of my family (who I have dubbed "the Addams Family". You thought I was joking about my Uncle Fester? Think again.), sadly, does not.
7.)My favorite movies are Office Space, Wedding Crashers, The Matrix, and Willow.
8.)My favorite books are Dark Jewels Trilogy, the Abhorsen Trilogy, Twilight, A Great and Terrible Beauty, The Tricksters Choice and The Trickster's Queen, The Gift and the Riddle, And The Keys to the Kingdom Series, to name a few.
9.) I love hoop earings, my cat Salem (like, the witch trials), drawing, writing, reading, and getting BLOODY REVIEWS!
10.)My worst nightmare involved the guy from "Tales From the Crypt", and my most embarrassing moment was in the first grade, when my pants fell down in front of five different classes.
11.)my favorite word is 'esperanza', which means 'hope', in spanish. My favorite language is Spanish, and my least favorite is French. I agree with Libba, it DOES sound like gargaling.
12.)I hate it when people flick through the channels on the commercials,&when my dad laughs (it sounds like a horse, and it's as loud as a siren.).
13.)I am an underage alcoholic. I am just kidding. Or am I?
Well, there you go. It might not have been eloquent, but it's friggin' 2:22 a.m. So I think you can forgive me. Adios!
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