I just recently moved to Mexico City for college and im having difficulties finding internet so im sorry if I can't update or review

Some Things about Me;

100 Mexican but I speak very fluent english..

I am blonde but I am not a dumb blonde although I do have my blonde moments so I'm not stupid but I'm not super smart I'm normal...well if you can call me normal lol

I Love;

Starbucks

Black(my itouch)

Coffee

TV

Shopping

Movies...

I Love Jensen Ackles,Ed Westwick & Joe Jonas

I used to be RBDFAN but Changed it to Maiqu

Name:

Maria but some people call me Maiqu or Mai

Hobbies:

Going to the movies,Youtube,playing on neopets and i am kind of weirdly addicted to it and my account neopemai yes i know very stupid username but i didn't know what to use so i came up with that one,other hobbies are Reading/Writing(ideas- i get a lot of ideas so i write them down so i'll remember them and all that ) fanfiction,playing wii, i love watching tv/dvds oh and i also love making videos but they take up a lot of time so i only do some once in a while actually i've made a few this summer but haven't uploaded to youtube and all that kind of stuff..

You know what I've noticed recently? I have a weird obsession w/vampires (Buffy,Angel,SPN,Twilight,Moonlight etc)..I love anything that has to do w/ a mythical creature/monster/person I love any show that has to do with witches lol.. I mean look at what 2 of my favorite books are..Twilight Series /Harry Potter..

I love both Edward and Jacob..I mean there is no way anyone can hate Edward but I love Jacob more sorry.. (hides from flying objects lol)

My Favorites:

Characters

Peter Petrelli

Dean Winchester

Chuck Bass

-He's Chuck Bass-

Chris P. Halliwell

Blair Waldorf

Jess Mariano

-sexy reformed bad boy-

Jacob Black

Brooke Davis

-The best-

Paige Matthews

Wyatt M. Halliwell

Julian Baker

Nathan Scott

Haley James Scott

Skills

Alec/X5-494

-hottest/coolest in DA-

Sirius Black

-fav harry potter character-

McSteamy

The Cullens

Tim Riggins

Ricky Underwood

Chloe Sullivan

Alex Whitman

Rufus Humphrey

Maria DeLuca

Liz Parker

Michael Guerin

Lois Lane

Clark Kent

Logan Echolls

Veronica Mars

Michael Scofield

Hiro Nakamura

Captain Will Turner

Jack the monkey

Captain Jack Sparrow

Kyle Valenti

Movies

Twilight

Enchanted

The Notebook

Pirates of the Caribbean..(all of them)..

Fast & Furious

Lion King

A Walk to Remember

She's the Man

Warning; I Love Chick Flicks,Comedies,Some Action and I don't really like scary movies(except scary movie 1,2 etc LOL)

Shows

Heroes

Gossip Girl

Supernatural

Charmed

-so sad it's gone thank god sony is still airing Re-Runs hoping for a spin-off

Las Vegas

-Can't believe it was cancelled!! I want to know what happens..-

Bones

Gilmore Girls

One Tree Hill

Veronica Mars

Lost

Secret Life..

Castle

The Office

Couples

Chair (GG)

LoVe(VM)

Brooke/Dean(OTH/SPN)

Mark & Lexie(GA)

Candy (R)

Brulian(OTH)

Ramy(SLOTAT)

Literati(GG)

Brian/Mia(F&F)

MerDer(GA)

DyR(Rebelde)

X-tremer(R/DA)

-Liz/Alec-

Drifter(R/SPN)

-Liz/Dean-

Skater(L)

Tyla(FNL)

Edward/Bella (T)

Willabeth(POTC)

Jacob x Nessie(T)

Alice & Jasper(T)

Rosalie & Emmett (T)

Stargazer (R)

Paige and Henry(Charmed)

Phoebe and Coop(Charmed)

Naley(OTH)

Dalinda(Las Vegas)

Brucas(OTH)

-season 3-

Java Junkie(GG)

Justin & Rebecca (B&S)

Nate & Vanessa(GG)

Clois(S)

Chris & ? (whoever isn't Bianca)

Crossover Couples

Brooke/Dean(Brean)

Liz/Alec (Xtremer)

Liz/Dean (Drifter)

Liz/Pogue

Liz/Tyler

Caleb/Haley

Sam/Haley(Saley)

Books

I absolutely love reading..I love reading the classsics..I won't post all the books I love since it would become a neverending list but included in that list are

Twilight Series

Harry Potter Series

John Winchester's Journal

Robin Palmer books

Music

RBD/Jonas Brothers are my favorite but I listen to almost everything except Reguetton,Rap,Hip Hop,Hilary Duff etc

Things i Hate

Pasta

Slash/Incest Fics-eww

Dean(GG)

Rogan-Sophies-Narco

Jack & Elizabeth(couple)

Lana in general

Ben(TSLOTAT)-He's a creepy controlling clingy jealous idiotic pervert

Paire(H)-He's her UNCLE!! that's sick people!!

Simone/Maya/Caitlin(H)-never liked them..

Clark and Lana(as a couple)-she is annoying

Chloe and Lex(same as above)-she is too cool for him

Gideon(Charmed)-he killed Chris

Bianca(Charmed)-I just didn't like her

Darryl(Charmed); a lot of reasons

Hilary Duff- I CAN'T STAND HER

Logan(GG)-I Hate Him

Buddy Garrity(FNL)-Who does he think he is..

Serena(GG)- Can't stand her

Peyton(OTH)-backstabbing bitch..etc

I just recently discovered that I don't mind reading Trory's (only some)...but I don't exactly like them as a couple..

QUOTES

-SECRET LIFE..-

Ricky: Hi John, Daddy's here I love you

-GREY'S ANATOMY-

Derek: "The chief of surgery doesn't scare me. Dr. Bailey scares me."

Addison: ...living with Christina,dating the perfect 12 year old,manwhore...

gotta love George lol

George; McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie? that McBastard

Meredith; Okay, the man I love, has a wife. And then he chooses her over me. And that wife, takes my dog. Okay, she didn't take the dog, I gave it to her, but I didn't mean to give it to her. I meant to give it to him. But that does not change the fact that she's got my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife.

Mark: You and I are the dirty mistresses
Meredith: I suppose we are. Why do you think that is?
Mark: My 400-dollar-an-hour shrink says it’s because behind this rugged and confident exterior, I'm self-loathing and self-destructive to an almost pathological degree
Meredith: We have a lot in common
Mark: It's funny. Derek walks in on me naked with his wife, and just turns around and walks away. But then he sees me so much as talking to you, and I'm on the ground bleeding. Interesting, don't you think?

Izzie: You have dirty in your eyes
Alex: You have dirty in your eyes
Izzie: Well I'm not doing dirty with you anymore. It was a one-time lapse in judgment
Alex: No, it was a four-time lapse in judgment
-

Addison; -drunk -So did you know about the slutty sex, your slutty friend had with myyy SUPER Slutty husband?

Derek: You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It's not the game. It's... (sigh) It's your tiny, ineffectual fists. And your hair.
Meredith: My hair?
Derek: It smells good. And you're very, very bossy. Keeps me in line.

Meredith; what does this mean?

Derek; It means you have a choice,you have a choice to make... and I don't want to rush you into making a decision before you are ready..this morning I was going to come over and I was gonna say...what I wanted to say was..but now all I can say is that... I'm in love with you...I've been in love with you for..ever I'm a little late I know I'm a little late in telling you that...I just..I just want you to take your time you know..take all the time you need..because you have...a choice to make ...and when I had a choice to make I chose wrong -sighs- good night -and leaves-

Mark; I have a thing for ferryboats

Derek;-to Finn- how's life in the animal kingdom?

Meredith on Morphine is sooo funny--
Meredith; McSteamy yoohoo McSteamy
Mark; is that what you're calling me know McSteamy
Meredith; yeah but I don't think you're not supposed to know that
Mark; how's my favorite dirty mistress
Meredith; Haven't you heard now I'm an adultress whore
-

Derek: How goes our Special Super Secret Silent Sunset Surgery? I've been practicing that.

-HEROES-

Save the Cheerleader...Save the World-Are You On The List-Someone Flies..Someone Dies-No One Is Safe-It's Time to Save the World

Peter: It's my turn to be somebody now Nathan

Nathan: You saved the cheerleader so we could save the world

Sylar: Boom

Ando: Is everything okay?

F Peter: No, let's go fix it

Sylar: Haven't I killed you before?
Peter: Didn't Take

-ONE TREE HILL-

Lucas: I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis

Lucas: The truth is I care about Peyton
Brooke: Then what is the difference
Lucas: The difference...the difference is I love you Brooke..I want to be with you not Peyton
Brooke: but why? I need to know why
Lucas: because you kink your eyebrow because you think its cute, you quote Kmo even though I've never actually seen you read...and because you miss your parents but you'll never ever admit that..and because I've given exactly 2 of these embarrasing speeches in my entire life and they both been with you...I mean that's gotta mean something right...and because we are both going to get pneumonia.. but if you need to hear why I love you I can go on all night
Brooke: you did pretty good

Lucas: I want to be with you Brooke
Brooke: what
Lucas: I'm sorry I know we're friends its just how I feel
Brooke: what about Peyton's stuff
Lucas: I keep that stuff as a reminder of how badly I screwed up things..with you..to remind myself if I ever get a second chance I'd never let you go again

Brooke: There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.
Lucas: Brooke...
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
Lucas: Brooke! I'm sorry! What you did with Chris... it's okay.
Brooke: It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!
Lucas: Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.
Brooke: You can't!
Lucas: I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt you last time we're together, but...
Brooke: I love you.
Lucas: I love you, too... pretty girl
-

Haley: Always

Nathan: and forever

Deb: You're going to the party,and you're going to have fun,we insist now go...bring me home some drugs

-
Brooke: she was fiercely independent...Brooke Davis..brilliant and beautiful... and brave in two years she'd grown more than anyone i had ever known...Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday and I'm not sure she even knows it
Lucas: you're going to do great Brooke...the world doesn't stand a chance
-
Haley: the two of us?
Nathan: I may have called a couple of times
Deb: six times
Haley:-laughs- you crazy obsesive parent
Deb: you called eight
-

Julian: Ooo Breakfast Club, let me guess, you were the priss?
Brooke: Let me guess, you were the stoner?
Julian: Oh if you say so…they end up together.

Brooke: Hi you told me that someday I would be ready to let someone in I think today might be someday
Julian(VO): Believe that dreams come true everyday because they do
Julian: If this was a movie you'd kiss me right now
Brooke: No I'd say I love you and then I'd kiss you..I love you
Brooke(VO): Believe that dreams come true everyday because they do

Brooke: That's the things! It's not what he says, it's the way he says it. He, honestly, acts like he's above me, which is ridiculous! He's a bartender! He mixes drinks for a living!
Jamie: Like chocolate milk?
Brooke: Not exactly...
Jamie: Are you gonna kill furry woodland creatures?
Brooke: I most certainly am not gonna kill furry woodland creatures.
Jamie: (sticking out his pinky) Promise?
Brooke: Pinky swear ya! And where was I? Oh! He should be so lucky! I am Brooke Davis!
Jamie: Brooke Penelope Davis.
Brooke: Exactly! Besides, what has he even said to make me think he's worth my time?
Jamie: What's underneath all the clothes, Brooke Davis?
Brooke: How old are you again?
Jamie: (shows her 4 fingers)
Brooke: Alright. One more scoop for the boy genius but don't tell your mom. Come on.
-

-GILMORE GIRLS-

Rory: Yeah, here we are. So, tell me, what’s your decision about smoking that depending on?
Jess: On what’s gonna happen.
Rory: When?
Jess: Now. -They kiss-
Rory: I’m glad you didn’t smoke it.
Jess: Oh yeah?
Rory: Yeah. -They kiss again-
Jess: Well, whatever else happens between us, at least we know that part works.
-

Rory: Jess, my mother is a great person. She’s also my best friend , so if you care about me at all, you will take that into consideration and you will be mildly polite to her.
Jess: What makes you think I care about you?
Rory: I don’t mean care care, like care. I mean if you like me at all...not like like.I just meant that if...if you think of me remotely as the sort of person that you could occasionally stand to talk to then you will try to get along with my mother
Jess: I'll try but I can't guarantee it will work

-
Jess: I got the video for tonight.
Rory: What’d you get?
Jess: Almost Famous.
Rory: No, not again.
Jess: I can’t help it, I’m addicted.
Rory: Fine, but if I’m going to spend two hours sitting there watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, we are ordering Indian food.
Jess: Oh, come on.
Rory: Hey, last night when we watched Edwood we got burgers like you wanted to.
Jess: Okay, fine – tonight, Indian food, but tomorrow, Saturday Night Fever and Thai food.
Lane: That’s so cute. You’re like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple.
Jess: Thank you very much
-

Jess: 22.8 Miles
Rory: How'd you know that
Jess: do you yahoo?
Rory: you looked it up?
Jess: yeah
Rory: you looked it up
Jess: I hit a couple buttons on a computer
Rory: you looked it up
Jess: I was bored there was nothing on tv and I was fooling around it was something to do that's it
Rory: you looked it up

Rory: I thought you said you didn't read much.
Jess: Well, what is much? Goodnight Rory.
Rory: Goodnight Dodger.
Jess: Dodger?
Rory: Figure it out.
Jess: Oliver Twist.
--

-GOSSIP GIRL-

Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
-
Chuck: All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it, it's over.
Blair: You sound like a jealous boyfriend.
Chuck: Yeah, right. You wish.
Blair: (scoffs) No. You wish.
Chuck: Please. You forget who you're talking to...
Blair: So do you. Do you like me?
Chuck: (after a pause) Define like.
Blair: Oh. You have got to be kidding. I do not believe this.
Chuck: How do you think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair: Butterflies? Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not happening.
Chuck: Believe me, no one is more surprised, or ashamed than I am.
Blair: Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, these butterflies? Got to be murdered.
Chuck: (considers it) Fine... it wasn't that great, anyway.
Blair: Thanks
-
Blair: (sitting up) I'm not in the mood, Chuck. It's pretty much the worst birthday, ever.
Chuck: (pulling out a box from behind his back) Maybe it can be salvaged.
(He sits next to Blair on the bed)
Blair: (sighs) What's that, our sex tape?
(Chuck opens the box to reveal the diamond necklace Blair put on hold)
Blair: (eyes wide) It's the Erickson Beamon necklace.
(Chuck moves towards Blair with the necklace)
Blair: No. I couldn't.
Chuck: Yes, you can.
(He unclasps the necklace and places it gently around Blair's neck)
Chuck: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
-

Blair: Isn't there someone else you could torture?
Chuck: Probably,but I choose you.

Serena (to Blair): Remember you're a Waldorf; people don't tell you who you are, you tell them who you are.

Chuck: You're starting to scare even me what did you do?
Nate: Come on you can tell us
Blair: We've seen you with vomit in your hair making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's you don't have to hide anything from us
Nate: She's right Serena I mean none of us are saints
Blair: Yeah I had sex with him in the back of a limo
Chuck: Several Times
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date..once
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass
Blair: You can tell us anything we don't judge we're the nonjudging breakfast club we're your best friends anything you do is something we did too

Serena: I'm looking for Dan and Georgina
Chuck: You're out of luck Georgina is gone
Serena: and Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck he's still around

Blair: Who, what, when, where, why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off!
Blair: And you were on the floor.
Chuck: I didn’t want to hurt my back.
Blair: Why? It’s not like you do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that’s not entirely true now is it?
Blair: Fine; nothing that requires removing your scarf.
Chuck: It was one time… it was chilly.
Blair: Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck: Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man’s speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don’t worry; I can be bitch enough for the both of us.
Chuck: I’ve still got the scars on my back to prove it. (She shoves him across the room.) You know, they say if you love something you should set it free.
Blair: Uh! They say when you hate something you should slam the door in its face!
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty, Blair.

Blair: Best man’s speech going that well?
Chuck: There won’t be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whoregina?
Blair: Not a dry eye there either.
Chuck: Good to know I wasn’t missed.
Blair: Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand. It was nice to see him get his dirty for once. (She reaches up to adjust his tie) Not sure how much fun he had though. No one ever enjoys their first time.
Chuck: Except you. Save me a dance?
Blair: (Grabbing his tie) Now that Georgina’s done, so are you and I. She was the last thing we had in common. (She kicks him in the shin, then pats his shoulder) Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.

(Chuck stands up, taps glass with spoon)
Chuck: I’d like to propose a toast. (Grabs speech cards from table) My father is someone who goes after what he wants, and Lily Van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass man fashion, his pursuit was direct and, at times, not exactly subtle. (He looks up and right into Blair’s eyes, then places the cards back on the table) One thing I learned from my father’s courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true love, you don’t just give up… even if the object of your affection is begging you to. And one thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and, in kind, I’ve watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. (He catches Blair’s eye again) And, someday, I hope I’ll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple. (He raises his glass to his Dad and Lily, then to Blair, who raises hers back and smiles.)

Blair: That was quite a speech. All your hard work must have paid off.
Chuck: That wasn’t what I wrote. I was inspired in the moment. Look, I know I said some horrible things, even for me.
Blair: You mean blogging to Gossip Girl about our sex life and comparing me to your dad’s sweaty old horse?
Chuck: What’s your point?
Blair: What’s yours?
Chuck: You don’t belong with Nate. (Whispers) Never have, never will.
Blair: You don’t belong with anyone.
(Chuck leans in and kisses her)

Chuck: Let’s take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Chuck: Now you do. That’s all that matters.

Blair: Chuck. Aren't you done trying to destroy my night?
Chuck: Look, I never should have abandoned you. I knew I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. I distracted myself all summer, hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
Chuck: I was scared. I was scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us, then you'd see.
Blair: See what?
Chuck: Me. Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason. And "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: Because you don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: Because I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason why I should stay right where I am, and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours.
Chuck: I...I...
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.

Blair: Goodnight Chuck
Chuck: Goodnight Blair

Chuck: Wasted potential.
Blair: What are you talking about?
Chuck: The thing that always fascinated me about you. The cool exterior, and the fire below.
Blair: You are living proof a person can't buy class.
Chuck: You can't tell me Birdy Whooster (I have NO idea what he said) is satisfying your needs. Titles aside, a suit of armor makes for a cold bed fellow.
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Is that so? What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he...put his hand? Does he... Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once. That's all I need.
Blair: You are disgusting, and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?
Blair: I have a party to host.

Chuck: Go down the rabbit hole or go out the door

-
Chuck: I was a coward running away again. But everywhere I went, you caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. You've hurt me too many times.
Chuck: Then believe me this time.
Blair: That's it?
Chuck: pauses I love you, too. (they kiss)
Blair: Can you say it twice? (laughs) No, I'm serious, say it twice.
Chuck: I love you, I love you, I love you.Blair: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to move on, you're right there, acting like-
Chuck: Acting like what?
Blair: Like...maybe you want me to be as unhappy as you are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have, and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her and I can't make her happy.Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass! No one cares.
Blair: I do! Don't you understand? I'll always be here! I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.

Blair: Chuck! Stop! Don't go. Or if you have to leave, let me come with you.
Chuck: I appreciate the concern.
Blair: No. You don't. You don't appreciate anything today. But I don't care. Whatever you're going through, I want to be there for you.
Chuck: We talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done—the darkest thought you've ever had—I will stand by you through anything.
Chuck: And why would you do that?
Blair: Because I love you.
Chuck: Well that's too bad.

Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
-

-SUPERNATURAL-
-
Dean: I'm Batman

Dean: Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public

Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable

Dean: Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

Dean: It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome

Dean: Dude you fugly!

Sam: Jerk

Dean: Bitch

Dean : See that attitude there ... that's why I always get the extra cookie.

Dean: If you screwed up my car I'll kill you

Dean : House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

Crazy Psycho Christmas Bich: "Honey we don't use that word... we say 'fudge'."
Dean: "Alright... you fudgin' touch me and I'll fudgin' kill ya!"

-HARPER'S ISLAND-

Abby: It's me whoever is doing this wants me

Jimmy: Well they can't have you

Jimmy: I'd never leave you alone like that

Abby: You saved my life and I never told you

Jimmy: i saw you hiding after i stopped

Abby: Why didn't you say anything

Jimmy: Because i didn't want you to think that you owed me anything

Abby: I owe you my life...you ever think about what might have happened if i didn't leave?

Jimmy: between us?

Abby nods

Jimmy: Probably would have done a hell of a lot of camping

Abby leans in

Jimmy: I'm covered in fish

They kiss

Abby: I'm sorry I left I thought about calling every day

-TWILIGHT SERIES-

Emmett Cullen: I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much fun with you around

Jacob Black: I don't have any leeches on my speed dial

Jacob Black: Did you seriously just stomp your foot? I thought only girls did that on TV

Alice Cullen: This hostage thing is fun

Edward Cullen: How can someone so tiny be so annoying
Alice Cullen: It's a talent

Jacob Black: Does my beign half-naked bother you?

Bella Swan: Stupid shiny volvo owner

Jacob Black: What's it like- having a werewolf for a best friend?

Jacob Black: You love me too.Not the same way I know. But he's not your whole life, either. Not anymore

Bella Swan: You know I love you
Jacob Black: I know.You know how much I wish it was enough

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Edward: Why you don't you just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent.

Alice: You'll be my sister officially in ten short hours...it's about time to get over this aversion to new clothes."

Emmet: You're monopolizing the bride, let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush."

Emmett: Woo! Go Gators!
Charlie: Florida winning?
Emmett:Just scored the first touchdown, 'bout time somebody scored around here.

Garrett: If we live through this, i'll follow you anywhere, woman.
Kate: Now he tells me

Bella: how dare you imprint on my baby? have you lost your mind!
Jacob: it was involuntary!

Jacob:"I'm just here to be your friend. Your best friend, one last time."(

Edward: Why dont you join us, Alice?
Esme: Alice
Bella: Alice! Alice,Alice, Alice!
Random people: Alice! Alice!
Aro: Alice

Jasper: Er, Edward, you might not want to distract her like that right now.. She needs to be able to focus.
Edward: Oops
Bella: Later
Jasper: Focus Bella.
Bella: Right.
...

Jasper: Bella.
Bella: Sorry Jasper.

Jacob: Ephraim Black's grandson was not born to follow Levi Uley's.

Jacob: The girl was a classic martyr. She'd totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause

Bella: You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!

Seth: Should I be all doom and gloom, or just shutup?

Bella: So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?
Jacob: Real. Does that make me imaginary?

Emmett: Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.

Jacob: Bella, things are different with us now, but you’ll always be my best friend, and I’ll always love you. But I’ll love you the right way now. There’s finally a balance. We both have people we can’t live without.

-BONES-

Hodgins: You really suck all the fun out of any moment of personal triumph

Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some they just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh there's nobody out there for me," but all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while... every once in a while, two people meet and there's that spark, and yes, Bones, he's handsome and she's beautiful and maybe that's all they see at first, but making love... making love... that's when two people become one

Brennan: It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.

Booth: Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.

Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart though it has nothing to do with my ass

Booth: This is the weakest coffee I've ever tasted
Brennan: Its tea Booth

-VERONICA MARS-

Lamb: Veronica Mars is..smarter than me

Wallace: You're a marshmallow Veronica Mars

Logan: heads up chests out big smiles ready okay

Logan: annoy tiny blonde one..annoy like the wind

Logan: Well, there was this one girl. She was blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.

Veronica: Promises? That’s the name of my perfume...

Mac: Don't distract me. I'm planning how to kill you and make it look like an accident

One of my favorite scenes in all VM

Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed, epic. But summer's almost here. And we won't see each other at all. Then you'll leave town then...it's over
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy

-ROSWELL-

Kyle: -Talking to the Buddha statue- Thank you. Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.
Hears a knocking on the door
Kyle: Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back here.

Michael: Wherever I'm going whatever I'm doing just know I'll always love you

-CHARMED-

Paige-They are similar criminals bad demons bad
Henry-is it snacktime yet Ms Matthews

Henry-You don't know anything about her
Simon-on the contrary sir I know everything there is to know about paige matthews thank you
Henry-where is she tickleish
Simon-tickleish?
Henry-third toe left foot and right below the neck,did you know that she only salts popcorn on the right side never on the left and everytime she watches the wizard of oz she cries,everytime did you know that? no why would you because you don't care you just want her for some trophy witch so you can have this power couple, I care about Paige I love her
Paige-And I love him

Chris: You were never there for me, you were there for everybody else, mom, wyatt, half the world..but you were never there for me...you didn’t have the time..

SHE'S THE MAN

Duke; do you like..cheese?

Viola: Does he have your number, 1-800-BIOTCH?

Duke: Just because you wear a wig, doesn't mean you're a girl.

Monique; girls with asses like mine do not talk to guys with faces like yours

-HAPPY FEET-

Ramon: You are a nation of peeny-weeny,piffling,piccolini,piddly-diddly pouft!

-PIRATES...-
-Dead Man's Chest-
Jack-I gotta jar of dii-rrt, i gotta jar of dii-rrt, and i got your heart inside! Jack Sparrow: Dirt... this is a jar of dirt...
Tia Dalma: Yes...
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: No!
Tia: Then, it helps.
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Elizabeth: Oh fine! Let's just all pull out our swords and start banging away at each other, that will solve everything!!

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Jack-why is the rum always gone? -Curse Of The Black Pearl-

Will- Where's Elizabeth
Jack-She's safe, just like I promised.. She's set to marry Norrington, just like she promised.. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Will: Elizabeth. I should have told you from the moment I met you I love you Barbosa:So what now Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle til judgement day and the trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender. Norrington-No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, looks at Jack's sword -and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack-But you have heard of me. Jack-Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

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~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~
~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~

~Jonas Brothers~
~It takes 1 second to love their looks~
~It takes 1 hour to love their songs~
~It takes 1 day to fall in love with them~
~It takes 1 lifetime to forget them~

They told us that we were crazy and we said, "We knew that a long time ago." They tell us to stop talking about them and we say, "We can talk about whoever, whatever, whenever we want." We don't care what anyone says. We won't stop talking about them, thinking about them, wishing for them, listening to them, watching them, dreaming about them, and most of all, caring for them. Never ever. So you can either get over it or leave us alone.
Written for all the Jonas Brothers fans who deal with these problems.
Put this on your page if you've ever had to deal with problems like these.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in
love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful
instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have
the guts to call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent
talking about getting drunk or high.

I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a
chance.
You haven't even listened to
their music. And
you haven't even thought about
the fact that girls LOVE when
guys act like the Jonas
Brothers do.
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman
And maybe, if you acted that way,

we may like you too...

-If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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I, Maiqu, do solemnly swear to review every fic I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

Will you join me?

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MY FICS -

Karma-Grey's Anatomy Future Fic-Hiatus..don't know when I'll finish it

Beautiful People- Ch 10 posted 06/06

Another Choice-Ch 9 Posted 09/01

My Brother;

Nicky; http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=otblenzye7.jpg

Pamela; http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/976/pamelarq2.jpg

Henry; http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/7586/henryew3.png

Pics for Ch 7 Beautiful People

Brooke- http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=5319740al3.jpg

Chuck- http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=normal180ki9.jpg

Pics of Blair & Brooke's gifts Ch 9 part 2

Blair's Ring

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Brooke's Locket( its not exact but very similar)

http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=GRP01391&mcat=&cid=&search_params=s+1-p+3-c+-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+locket&search=1