TheUltimateCokeBear
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since: 05-26-06, id: 1053886, Profile Updated: 05-06-13
country: USA
Author has written 4 stories for Teen Titans.

whysoserious?
.: 7/18/08 :.
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I- caught one!! I just... do things."
THE
DARK
KNIGHT

I'm just a girl with a laptop and a lot of feels.

Updates:

5/6/13 - What up what up what up! So I've been gone for like what, five years? I apologize to anyone who was into what I was doing on here, cause I know I was frustrated when authors I liked up and disappeared.

Basically I went ahead and grew up, had some life experiences, graduated high school, and just finished my sophomore year of college two days ago. It still feels weird that I'll be starting my second half of college this fall. Yikes. Anyways, I've been continuing to grow as a person and I realized I missed some things about how I used to be when I was younger, so I've started getting back into things I was into then, and one of those things was Teen Titans and writing. I'm not necessarily trying to revert back to who I was when I was fifteen, but become a grown-up version of her and how she felt and thought and saw things and just figure out who I am. I've decided to come back for a while (as I'm on summer break right now and I have no obligations, we'll see what happens when I get back to school). BUT since I am in college now and honestly I would be super embarrassed if someone found my stuff because it's really personal and near to my heart, and someone I know in real life finding this and making fun of me for it and telling other people and making fun of me for it would be like stabbing me in the heart and the self-confidence, I'm going to be a little more vague about who I specifically am (except my school, I love my school so GO NOLES). Maybe (hopefully) that fear will fade away as I grow into the twenty-something I'm a mere eight days away from becoming, but right now I'm just gonna use my not real name and stuff (I know that's not really germane to what people are primarily here for but this is also for me so whatever I do what I want).

To those just tuning in or those returning, I'll introduce myself real quick: Call me Renee, I'm nineteen in college and I still love cartoons and superheros and the many iterations of good triumphing over evil. I'm a Christian, I live in the southeast US and Batman will always be my favorite superhero. I only plan on writing about Teen Titans right now cause that was my show back in the day (which would be like mid-early 2000s). Feel free to talk to me anytime, really, I haven't been on this site in forever and have no idea of what's changed but if there's some sort of personal messaging thing now I'll probably find it and yeah don't be scared. Whenever I decide I'm going out to eat later I think about it a lot and get excited to go eat. I live with a really cool roommate who is perfect for me because she brought Batman: Arkham City to our apartment and let me play it and her cat that looks like Toothless the dragon if it was a cat and tore stuff up. I'm just trying to get back in touch with the fifteen-year-old who liked to eat her candy with the pork and beans. Oh, and write some good stuff.

Oh also! I can't promise anything on the unfinished stories, as I can't exactly remember what I had planned, but I have a new story idea all planned out and I actually wrote down my ideas this time on paper so yeah I think I could actually do a complete story this summer. (: Hopefully that happens, I will give it my best shot. Til then ya'll.

Stuff I Enjoy:

Cool TV Shows: Batman: The Animated Series, The Batman, Batman Beyond, Teen Titans, Castle, Gravity Falls, Bones, Scrubs, SNL, 30 Rock, Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time

Cool Movies I Recommend: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Batman Forever, The Princess Bride, Master of Disguse, Wanye's World, Pitch Perfect, Bridesmaids, Disney movies, Equilibrium

Bands That I Like To Listen To While Writing (or just in general):
The All-American Rejects, Batman: The Musical, The Beatles, bond, Boys Like Girls, The Cab, Cobra Starship, Cute Is What We Aim For, Dashboard Confessionals, Death Cab For Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Five For Fighting, Flogging Molly, The Fray, Green Day, Hellogoodbye, Imogen Heap, Jack's Mannequin, Linkin Park, McFly, Micheal Jackson, My Chemical Romance, Nickleback, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, The Ramones, Say Anything, Saliva, Tatu, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, X-Ray Dog, Young Love, and movie soundtracks. Lots of movie soundtracks.

Quoteable Quotes
(here be many quotes because I happen to love quoting things)

Robin: Are you kidding? You're talking to the guy who solved the Baxter's Box puzzle in 37 seconds. 'Course, this time I don't have a sledgehammer... - B:TAS

Riddler: Oh, and by the way, you'll have to answer the Riddle of the Minotaur, too!
Batman: I can't wait. How far did you say you got in the game?
Robin: I'm not sure. Maybe halfway?
Batman: Already I love this. - B:TAS

Robin: (watching episodes of Baby Doll's old TV show) Remember when Poison Ivy had us tangled up in those vines? The ones with the REALLY big thorns?
Batman: Yes.
Robin: This is worse. - B:TAS

Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything! - Teen Titans

Freakazoid: That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me! - Freakazoid

Freakazoid: (Disguised as a traffic cop, in the air, at a floating toll booth) Now listen up. I want one line right here. We're checking for fruits, vegetables, and torpedos.
Torpedo Plane 1: (To other planes) Did you hear? They're checking for fruit.
Torpedo Plane 2: And I...brought lots of grapes.
Torpedo Plane 1: Fool! (All planes fly away) - Freakazoid

McStew: Aye, that's it, Dexter. Is he availible?
Mom: And you are...?
McStew: Oh, I'm his um... (Thinking) What should I say! I can't think! She'll never buy it! CRUD! CRUD! (Camly, out loud) I'm his insurance agent.
Mom: Well he's only seventeen.
McStew: (Thinking) CRUD! I blew it! I blew it! (Out loud) Oh no, I meant I'm his, uh, driving instructor. It's time for his lesson.
Mom: On Christmas Day?
McStew: He's a very bad driver. - Freakazoid

Tom: Wait, what did you say your name was, again?
A Pimp named Slickback: Well thank you for asking, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback.
Tom: Wait, a pimp--?
A Pimp named Slickback: (interrupting) --Named Slickback, yes. Please say the whole thing, if you would. Yes, that includes the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes, Tom, every time. - The Boondocks

Peanut: It's resolved. I'm gonna moon him. - Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Mentok the Mind-Taker: (attempting to Mind-Take) Boo-weeoop Ooh-wee-ooop! It's the helmets, they're aluminum foil, right? I can't, that doesn't work with what I do. - Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Harvey: Mm.. Mhmmm... (writes it down) Well, you quit that job?
Peanut: Actually, I believe I was fired from that job.
Harvey: Oh?
Peanut: Well, there was the murder of a supervisor. Nothing proven. I just thought it was better to move on. - Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Phil: Huh, I thought that a gator only ate what it killed.
Wally Gator: Not when it's 2.99 a pound at the Costco! - Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Mentok: Hippo, bird and...who are you?
Shado: SHADOOOOO THE BRAIN THIEF...
Mentok: Oh, no you don't. No "brain thieving" in my courtroom, you understand?. This is mind taking country, partner. You got it? Good. - Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

Riley: Jazmine, are you wearing a wire?
Jazmine: (squeaks and runs out of room) Code Blue! Code Blue! - The Boondocks

Robert: I want to be the battleship!
Cloak: NO. No! You're always the battleship, you can be the shoe this time. I want to be the battleship.
Robert: You can be the Merdian Vase...
Cloak: The-the what?
Robert: The Merdian Vase...!
Cloak: I'm sorry, I still don't-
Robert: Shh! Someone's coming! - The Cloak

Green Lantern: That X-ray vision working yet?
Superman: Just enough to see Hawk soldiers still patrolling the skies.
J'onn: They'll have the whole city covered by now.
Flash: Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home. (they all stare at him) Yeah, I know. But a little optimisim at a time like this couldn't hurt. - JLU

Flash: Hey! That's a giant dinosaur!
Alfred: And I thought Batman was the detective. - JLU

Slagathor: (playing Diagnosis Jeopardy with another intern) A condition in which the patient speaks in previous unknown dialect due to severe brain trauma.
J.D.: (totally interrupts and twists around on sofa) What is Forgien Accent Syndrome! Yes! In your faces! Or should I say (in bad Cockney accent) "in yo' faces"? (turns around with strange look on face) 'Ello govenor! (does hoedown-esque dance in seat) Throw another shrimp on the barbie for meee! (normal accent) Oh wait, that's Irish. - Scrubs


1. Regarding Robin » reviews
A series of oneshots about Robin, and the man who taught him everything.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Robin
2. Pet reviews
[postApprentice] Slade gets a visit from a certain bat about a certain bird. [Robincentric]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-2-07 - Robin & Slade - Complete
3. Kiss the Boy » reviews
Everyone's heard of Kiss the Girl, right? But when Robin's just had a tonsillectomy and Starfire can't understand sign language, the roles are going to have to be reversed... [RobStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 6-26-07 - Robin & Starfire
4. The Hourglass » reviews
AU In 1992 Richard Grayson vanished without a trace, the only witness his best friend Kori. Twelve years later, she visits the same spot and comes across something that will uncover the mystery of his disappearance. [RichKor minor GarRae, VicKar]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,879 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 2-7-07 - Robin & Starfire