Gaara's Desert Rose-Hasame
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since: 05-26-06, id: 1054041, Profile Updated: 07-16-08
country: Canada
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Here, are...um...my fav quotes..enjoy...

"Ben, eat your-- Hoooly shit!" (was looking outside at the feet of snow)-Me
"Eat my holy shit?!"-Ben

"Are you sure you're not on drugs?"
"No. Im high on life!" -Conversation between me and Rusrita!

Yup! Still got it! - Doctor Who, when Rose kissed him. Its this small pause...and he said it in this high squeaky voice so it was hilarious.

Just a lil bit foxy! - Doctor Who...but Cassandra was in his body, so yeah. ranting. XD

This is my Timey-Wimey dectector. It goes ding when there's stuff. - Doctor Who

I know what it's like! It's like...When you fancy someone, and they don't even know you exist. - Doctor Who, attempting to explain how this invention his made that makes you seem not really there...but your there. @_@ Complicated.

DAT-teBa-YO~! - I got to a point where i was at over exhaustion, and my voice kept on cracking, so it would go squeaky and then all raspy and grungy XD and i kept on saying Dattebayo over and over. Aya nearly killed me. XD

Please put all bags and belongings into the orange cookies - Went to wonderland, and the announcer dude on the roller coaster kept on putting his mouth too close to the mic, so his speech was so muffled you couldn't make out what he said. And me and Aya were like...Did he say orange cookies?

Because the more you know, the less you don't know. - Kia commercial

"I only swim when I feel like it" - Me
"Would you feel like swimming if I threw you in?" -Dei-dei-chan

some people are like Slinkys...
they don't really have a purpose...
but they bring a smile to your face...
when you push them down the stairs-Somewhere on Deviantart

I'm made of wax, Larry; What are you made of? - Teddy...Weil-something or other from Night at the Museum.

It's big, it's fat, it's ugly, and when it gets excited, it screams like a little girl! - Me describing my first impression of the Shukaku.

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.-Me
LMAO! Now I'm tempted...-Kim who is also R i d 3 r on here.
Find a unicorn and I'll join ya...-me

when your right no one cares, when your wrong everyone gets a good laugh at you-Evan

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?-Me
...You hope to god you're a cat.-Evan.

You look very cute as a young asian boy!-My mother when I just got my Gaara costume
I dont know if I should be flattered or...concerned.-me

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride I’m gonna make you burn in hell...-
SAME STORY! ITS JUST SOOO GOOD!

“Aww, that’s sweet.” he said, and opened it. “The hell...?”
It was a trademark Lee spandex suit.
“Merry Christmas Gaara.” Kankuro said, tossing the spandex to Gaara. - Same story, i just loved it sooo much!

“It’s like quickfat!” Kankuro from A Very Gaara christmas by The Handsome blue beast

I'm gonna call you Tobi from now on. You look like Tobi. and you're annoying, and you ignore me like Tobi. You is now Tobi.- I was talking to my litte brother. Tobi is from Naruto...ok whatever, and is Deidara's new partner and stuff...so yeah. He acts almost exactly like him. And I'm kinda like Deidara, except im not blonde, and i dont finish my sentences with Yeah or Un. I start them with Yeah.

"Aww look look at his cute little feet! Just LOOK at them! " My friend Noah when he first saw zelda wind waker

They say it takes one minute to find a special person, one hour to appreciate them, one day to love them but it takes a whole life to forget them... please don't forget me. - I just love it.

"Mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as...APPLES "RED FLEECE! or yellow...or green, depending on the apple..."-Me and Haley being silly in the morning

'Diamonds render her speechless.' Heck, its Diamonds will shut her up.-Aya...

Screw diamonds. Best friends are forever - Me! about my best friend, Aya-sama!

Well, that was a lot of fun, but I think it's time I logged off. The lines of text are starting to blur to form dirty limricks and communist propaganda.- Dont ask...I was tired...

I SHOULD HIT YOU WITH A LACROSS STICK!!-Me...for my own reasons

Oh yes, he's still evil. His mind is evil based. It's like paint, only instead of oil or water based, it's evil.-The narrator (Khazia) for Five Days. this one made me die laughing. and your right, im the living dead...no, better yet im a ghost! and i am now a ghost haunting this profile! MWAAHAHA!-a rock is thrown at the back of Hasame's head- the HECK?!
Gaara: oh. so you are alive.
Hasame: YOU JUST RUINED THE ENTIRE CONCEPT YOU CRETIN!

It's a good thing you can't read my mind- Hee hee...-grins murderously-

I'm smiling...that alone should scare you-...If anyone knows me personally, face to face, then that's self explanitory.

Dont interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!-...again, self explanitory.

I'm just one big f#&ing ray of sunshine, aren't I? - I got this from a profile and used it when my one guy friend asked me why i was so pissed. in an annoying way.

Oh crap, your going to try to cheer me up, aren't you?- in my head when i went to go see a student councillor about when my cat died.

One fore the money, two for the drugs, three for the-...You know what...let's just stay at two.-Gaara's pyro Raccoon's profile. I died when reading that. so funny...hehe hee...

Woohoo! The Fuzz!- Randal from Recess. Its just the way he said it it was hilarious.

-in a sing song voice- I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it- Jack Sparrow from POTC 2. gotta love him and his constant drunken appearence

"Beware flying chairs." "What?" SMACK! - just something my friend Evan thought up of as a chair nearly fell on me -cough-chair was on a desk, my height equalling me being smacked by a chair-cough-

Shoot it with the stick!- my little brother while playing Halo 2 with my other friends

I have albino black hair!-Maggie from work!

I am NOT crying!-Loz...lol

Don't cry, Loz- Yazoo in Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

Evaporate, tall person!-Sharpey in High School Musical

Nothing good ever comes after 'we have to talk' - me..again lol.

I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy - Lyrics from a Bare Naked ladies song, which I cant remember...

Maybe if we ignore her, she'll go away? - Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2

Wax Picky!-Leslie, my supervisor at Tim Horton's. She had trouble saying 'waxy paper'

Don't touch my dirt- Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean 2

I saw this amazing Chinese resurant run by a Greek downtown...-Roger from I dream of Geanie

If your walking on thin ice, you might as well dance-YamiKitsuneKami's homepage

The printer is having its period leave it the hell alone! -Yami KistuneKami's homepage again.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem.- somewhere...cant remember tho...

I hate my teacher! First she said 5+5 equals 10, the 4+6, then 7+3! Why cant she make up her mind?-my little brother in 3 grade

I shall call him squishy, he shall be mine, he shall be my squishy- my nickname for my friend Shane...hes always gonna hate me for that.

I SHALL BE THE FALLING PAJAMA GIRL! WHEEE! - after I read The D Files by Atari...who i am now insane because of her randomness in Sour Skittles and I fell on the floor.

ACK! THE CONTACTS! THEY BUUUURRN!-the day i decided to try contacts after breaking my stupid glasses the third time that month.

No no no, your doing it wrong. you have to turn it THIS way.-My best friend trying to fit a basketball into my locker.

RAMEN! ramen ramen ramen ramen...wait...what is ramen anyway?- Me, after watching the first Naruto episode.

Ok, wait. If Gaara hates everyone, and kills everyone, why does he have a kenji that means love? that filthy HYPOCRITE! Im sorry Gaara! I didnt mean it! im really sorry...-Me after finally finding out what the japanese character on Gaara's forehead meant.

If this is a Canadian flag, why does the tag say 'Made in China'?-Me seeing the tag on my mini flag for Canada day

But...what about the Rum? -Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribian.

BURN!-Kankuro...from one of my fan fics

My Wall of Fame

-Noah (My bestest guy friend who read my whole profile page and did not go insane. he is in Tricked into Meeting, just so u know)

-Lee-All-The-Way(for reading and reviewing each chapter for about 5 stories or more, in one day. CONGRATULATE HER!)

-BloodyOracle

-R i d 3 rShe is my muse people. Her and...about a few other friends.

-MistakesIMake She read the whole page and said it pwned!

-Dei-dei-chan and Sasori-san for making my first time at Anime North very...how shall I say it...memorable.

-MasterMenthe Read the entire profile! and songs! wootness!

- ELIE101 read my entire profile, found it funny, and she also commented on my life story, and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. rofl. But hoenstly, she is a very nice girl.

Artwork

I just found out that Chronicles of an insane Child actually inspired someone! Here is the artwork!

Inspired - by robotmama

Random Quiz i found on Hericena's page
(to be redone once i get my ipod...)

1. How does the world see me?

2. Will I have a happy life?

3. What do people really think of me?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

5. How can I make others happy?

6. How can I make myself happy?

7. What should I do with my life?

8. Will I ever have children?

9. What is some good advice for me?

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

12. What song will play at my funeral?

13. What type of men/women do you like?

14. What is my day going to be like?

15. Why am I here?

16. What will people remember me for?

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

19. What will this year be all about?

~sand and kisses~


1. The Chronicles of the Mentally Unstable » reviews
Continuation of Chronicles of an Insane Child. It had 270 chapters, I needed to create a new one so people weren't overwhelmed. Welcome to the second...story...thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,505 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Gaara
2. The Chronicals Of an Insane Child » reviews
thought I'd update this Journal-esque entries based on the lifestyle of the author. LOOSELY based. But still based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 271 - Words: 349,070 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 6-16-06 - Gaara
3. Just Testing You » reviews
To those who love is known, the world is beautiful. But unto those in which it is alien and unknown, they have much to learn. Gaara X OC rated T for later language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 6-17-06 - Gaara - Complete
4. The Little Mishaps of Three Extraordinary Men » reviews
Alright. Crack road ahead. This is based off the ideas of our adventures with two of my friends at ANIME NORTH who were Deidara and Sasori, hence, this story arose. I was Gaara and we had fun. but this it what we plan to do at Northern Anime Festival...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-07 - Gaara & Sasori
5. A Thousand Years » reviews
Six years after she left, Hasame has now learned to adapt to her new life with her mother, brother and sister in law and her new niece. But something happens that leaves her devastated. Sequel to Tricked into Meeting. T for langauge, as always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-9-07 - Published: 1-4-07 - Gaara
6. To All Their Own reviews
[One shot]Summary inside. A sweet moment between Hasame and Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-07 - Kankuro - Complete
7. Tricked into Meeting » reviews
A group of friends on halloween go trick or treating and come across a strange house...sound familiar? Here's a twist. WTF? Wheres Canada? IT'S SUNA! T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 12-12-06 - Gaara - Complete
8. Why me? reviews
Somthing...unusual happens at the Akatsuki. A strange girl makes an unexpected appearence and changes our famous blonde's life into madness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-2-07 - Deidara
9. Nothing Much Happens reviews
[One shot] Shikamaru is doing his usual business: cloud watching and daydreaming. When he sees someone...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-06 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
10. Twister » reviews
[One shot]A DEADLY GAME OF TWISTER! EVERYONE IS COMEPLETELY OOC! GOT IT! and check the second chapter, for a SNEAK PREVIEW OF A PREQUEL! HAHAHA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 9-24-06 - Edward E. & Winry R.
11. Lullaby for a Stormy Night reviews
[One shot]When a babysitter comes to the Kazekage's place to watch over his children. A mix of ramen and thunderstorms. first SONGFIC!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-06 - Gaara - Complete
12. Alarm clock reviews
[One shot]what happens when Gaara sleeps GaaraXOC becuz i suck at trying to keep BOTH characters in original actions or w.e
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-06 - Gaara - Complete
13. Voices through the leaves » reviews
Once more, an EnvyXOC. This is after, Whispers in the trees. So, read that, then this, ok?Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-15-06 - Published: 8-22-06 - Envy - Complete
14. Science lesson reviews
[One shot]Eh heh, after the meeting of Envy at lunch time, Hasame's mind starts to wander about a certain green haired palm tree. Difficulty choosing who the character would be, so its Envy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-06 - Envy - Complete
15. Two Homunculi in a Kitchen reviews
[One shot]he heh...ok, this is funny. It's with Greed and rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-22-06 - Greed - Complete
16. FMA Meets Naruto reviews
[One shot]Hilarious one shot I thought of at one in the morning and after i got huigh on Febreze once again, HasameXEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-06 - Envy - Complete
17. Envious is as red as her hair reviews
[One shot]How Envy and Hasame met. One of possibly many more to come. EnvyXOC Some swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-06 - Envy - Complete
18. Treasures reviews
[One shot. dont know if this sould be considered a drabble]A cute story with Al in human form. AlXOC one shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-06 - Alphonse E. - Complete
19. Whispers in the trees reviews
[One shot]Searching for your loved one is never easy, but what if they were right above you? EnvyXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-9-06 - Envy - Complete
20. A Love Buried in Sand » reviews
So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating...Waiting is the hardest task anyone has endured GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 6-5-06 - Gaara - Complete
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