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HI! chickenloverX49 speaking
Name: Sam
Home: USA
Age: 17
Grade: Highschool Grad
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: blue
Gender: Female
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PS: the bunny is crooked cause my stupid profile page won't let me put him in the center.
Guns don't kill people! People kill people! Post this to your profile!
If you believe those kids should just give that Godforsaken Trix rabbit some Trix post this to your profile!
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried marajuana. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't post this to you profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile
If you have an extremely long profile page post this on it and make it longer
98 percent of teenagers have been emo/goth. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy and paste this anywhere you like you happy person!
Even though you can't see him God is there! If you believe in God post this on your profile page!
If you have ever posted something on your profile page post this on your profile page.
98 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie & Fitch said breathing wasn't cool. post this on your profile if you are one of the 2 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
Fave quotes:
"I've got gifts for you they're in my bum bum bum bum"-Peter from Family Guy singing to the tune of the little drummer boy
"La La La La Look at bells! Holy Crap here comes Jesus! And he doesn't look to happy!"-Peter from Family Guy
"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck(continues for 2 hours)duck, duck, duck, duck
Say goose you stupid freak!"-That one kid and Bart from the simpsons
"I once saw 15 clowns come out of a car this size. Sadly 16 had gone in." Red from the RedGreen Show
"Don't not to eat spinach!"-Jay Leno from The Tonight Show while reading 'Headlines'
"Funny...funny...still funny aaaand now it's sad"-Barney from How I met your mother
"Dude that's not a rain dance that's a 'fat kid with a bee in his pants' "-Barney from How I met your mother
"Drugs are bad mmm...kay"-Mr.Mackey from South Park
"Oh my god they killed Kenny! You Bastards!"-Stan and Kyle from South Park
"Ay! why don't you stop making me dress up like a mailman, and dance for you, while you go in your room and smoke crack, and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!"-Cartman from Southpark
"Whateva Whateva I do what I want!" Cartman from South Park
"Don't Fuck with Wendy Testaburger!"-Wendy from Southpark
"Let me taste your tears Scott (licks the tears off Scott's face) mmm yummy!-Cartmen from Southpark
"Hello we come in peace to blow up your home" Jumba from Lilo & Stitch: The Series "The Asteroid"
"I'm wearing the wig" Pleaky from Leroy and Stitch
"...I've got half a clue where I'm going, a full bladder and I'm wearing sunglasses"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
"Partly cloudy 42 percent chance of..."-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
"Is it Bubblegum flavored?"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
"Oh thank you helpful trail of clothes. I love you"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
"Mac! That pink whatchamacallit is trying to kill you!!"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
"(sigh)Such an idiot. But I love him anyway!!"-Berry from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
"(Singing) Look at me I'm a kittycat, I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat, If I eat the bowl I will get fat, Blah blah blah I'm a kittycat!"-Grim in Milkshakes body from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"It's not what you think!!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"Grim have you met my new friends? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!"-Billy from The Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy
"(Picks up Billy and starts shaking him) Stop being afraid of clowns! Stop it! Stop it you ninny! Stop being afraid of clowns!" Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"See Mandy all you had to do was shake him and yell! It's the answer to everything!"-Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"(Takes Grim's Scythe) What's the matter clowns! You think you're better than me! (scythes Grims clown wig in half) I'll show you! I'll show you all!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
"Billy you're being stupid again, now give me the scythe (Billy scythes of Mandy's clown nose) Grim run."Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"I sense a disturbance in the force"-Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"Oh Billy's got a stick. He's gonna kick some zombie butt with a stick."-Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"Oooh! Oooh! Is it because you're a pumpkin headed freak!?-Billy from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween
"You're gonna cut off Grim's head? Don't be an idiot. Grim's head is removable, observe."-Billy from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween
"Trick or Treat with you? Sure, You mind if I bring a few friends."-Jack O Lantern from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween
"Sorry but I'll be needing it to control the universe. And cut your head off like you did mine!!"-Jack O Lantern from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween
"Oh! and you little brats should know better than to think you can outwit ole Jack. But it was a nice try (snaps fingers)"-Jack O Lantern from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween
"Santa was sucking the blood out of that little elf that wanted to be a dentist"-Mrs Claus from Billy and Mandy Save Christmas
"You better be glad death was here to save you fat boy"-Mandy from Billy and Mandy Save Christmas
"What is it? Is it a candy necklace? Give it to me! It's mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"Oh it says bad things! Things I'm not supposed to repeat. Make the bad things go away! I'll be good mommy I promise."-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
"I got monkeys in me!!"-GIR from Invader Zim
"So tell me Petey do you enjoy watching the girls in their swimming costumes? Does that fuel your sick little fantasies?"-Gary from Bully(Canis Canem Edit)
"Petey I'm getting to be so cool we can't be friends anymore"-Jimmy from Bully(Canis Canem Edit)
"Russell like to hurt people! For peace!"-Russell from Bully(Canis Canem Edit)
"Don't lie Petey. Because you know what we do to liars. We kick them in the BALLS!!"-Gary from Bully(Canem Canis Edit)
"I fell from five stories and I feel good"-Russel from Bully(Canis Canem Edit)
"Gentlemen,milady, you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captian Jack Sparrow!"-Captian Jack Sparrow from pirates of the Carribean Curse of the Black Pearl
"Sticks and stones Love. I saved your life now you save mine. We're square."-Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.
"I've got a jar of dirt I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it"-Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead man's chest
"Life is cruel why should the afterlife be any different"-Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Bootstrap Bill you're a liar and you will spend an eternity on this ship! Mr. Turner feel free to go ashore the next time we make port"-Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Do you fear death, do you fear that dark abyss, all your deeds lay bare, all your sins punished" Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"So tell me! What's become of my ship?"-Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"My children you will always remember this as the day you almost(gets splashed by wave) Captian Jack Sparrow"-Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean Dead Man's Chest
" No! no no more wood! Big Fire! Big Fire! I am chief want big fire!" Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Maboogie snickel snickel tuit suite" Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Guard the boat, Mind the tide Don't touch my dirt" Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"I want my jar of dirt" Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Where's the thump-thump" Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Dirt...this is a jar of dirt
yes
Is the jar of dirt going to help?
If you don't want it give it back
No(squeezes jar of dirt)
Den it helps"-Captian Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Why is the rum gone!?"-Jack Sparrow from The Curse of the Black Pearl
"and my tiny little nipples went to France. and I do da cha cha like a sissy little girl. I lika...do... da cha cha"-that one guy from Bruce Almighty
"I just wanna hang out! No big deal!"-The Cable Guy from The Cable Guy
"I learned the facts of life from watching 'The Facts of Life' "-The Cable Guy from The Cable Guy
"Look it's the president , and the pope. Oh my God! disgruntled postal workers!"-random people from Naked Gun 33 1/3
"Because we invaded their land, and cut down their trees, and dug up their earth?"-Wiggins from Disney's Pocahontas
"I...I...I made it myself!"-Wiggins from Disney's Pocahontas
"Stop calling it the Captian you illiterate TV people it's the Skipper"-Mikey from the Blair Witch Project
"Is that the Blair Witch...no...I think it's...Heather! Taking a piss."-Josh from Blair Witch Project
"Sheesh lady I'm giving you seven friggin days, I could just come over there and kill the shit out of you now if you'd rather have that."-Tabitha from Scary Movie 3
"Water my ass! Get this guy some Pepto bismo!"-That one guy from Spaceballs
"Sure she does"- Nakoma from Disney's Pocahontas
"Ooh gift baskets!"-Wiggins from Disney's Pocahontas
"And he came so highly recommended"-Rattcliffe from Disney's Pocahontas
"That's what guns are for"-Rattcliffe from Disney's Pocahontas
"I can't breathe in this thing!"-Dark Helmet from Spaceballs
"Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you"-Vinny from Spaceballs
"I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"-President Skroob from Spaceballs
"I'm The Bearded Lady, what are you one of the freaks!"-The Bearded Lady from Spaceballs
"Come back you Fat Bearded Bitch!"-Dark Helmet
" Easy! and about as maniacal as a box of kittens."-Caretaker from The Longest Yar
"Alan that's not our car"-That one guy from Freaky Friday
"Whoa! She's Blind!"-Anna Coleman in Tess Coleman's body from Freaky Friday
" Sorry I was miles away."-Barbara from form Shaun of the Dead
"OI PRICK!"-Ed from Shaun of the Dead
"look at his face it's vacant with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk whose lost a bet."-Dianne from Shaun of the Dead
"...would anyone like a peanut?"-Shaun from Shaun of the Dead
" He's not my boyfriend!
It might be a little warm the cooler was broken.
Thanks babe"-Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead
" David Kill the Queen!"-Shaun from Shaun of the Dead
" Do you go to bed with it?"-Trisha from Shaun of the Dead
"Goodbye Ed, love you
Cheers!
I love you too Ed
Gaaay!"-Liz, Ed, and Shaun from Shaun of the Dead
"Cindy the NEWS is on, another little white girl done fell down a well. 50 black people get their ass beat by police today but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole. Cindy. The TV's leaking. Cindy, somethings wrong here. Cindy this bitch is messing up my Floor! Cindy, Cindy help me! Get up you ugly little bitch. What you got? Is that all? Ooooh I'm whooping her ass Cindy! yeah!"-Brenda from Scary Movie 3
"What an excellent day for an exorcism"-Pazuzu from The Exorcist
"Don't give me that temporal lobe crap! God! she's acting like she's fucking out of her mind! It's like a split personality!"-Chris from The Exorcist
"Do not mock me because you know I am a sinner! It is God himself who commands you!"(something like that)-That one guy from The Exorcist
"Don't exagerrate! You have never even had a danna. No you chose that no good Koichi, peeking through you window night and day. Not like a geisha, like a common prostitue."-Mother/Okasa from Memoirs of a Geisha
"You are never to see him again. What do you think? A geisha is free to love. Never"-Mother/Okasa from Memoirs of a Geisha
"Stay out of my room. Your fingers smell. I can't have you touching my things."-Hatsumomo from Memoirs of a Geisha
"A long time ago you took something from me. The only thing I've ever truly wanted. Well, now you know how it feels."-Pumpkin from Memoirs of a Geisha
"Yes the more penises you have the higher your rank. boys will be boys"-Lee from the Da Vinci Code
"If it's so important for you to make us stop, then you'll just have to shoot us. You can start with him."-Lee from the Da Vinci Code
" Git-R-Done" Larry the Cable Guy
"They call me Tater-Salad"-Ron White
"You know what happens when you drink alot of water? You're less thirsty! Just as I suspected would be the case" Ron White
"Go find a helmet! Put on the Damn Helmet!"-Ron White
"Ron it's put on the damn helmet day what do we do?! Put on the damn helmet mother. Thank you son we're so proud"-Ron White
"No bobblehead doll" Bill Engval
"Bill's Dead!" Bill Engval repeating to the audience what his friend said to his mom after the accident
"Here's your sign" Bill Engvall
"You might be a Redneck"Jeff Foxworthy
" I'm going to shove this white lego piece up your butt and it's gonna come out brown"Carlos
"Nerds in a tree" myself concerning the Staples easy button commercial.
"I used to be fruit!"-Cody
"It's called acting, it's not real. Just like Jhonny Depp is not a real pirate and Orlando Bloom is not a real wannabe pirate." -Mr. Simm
"The Oddysy 2, Penelope's revenge"-Mr. Simm
"Is she like, having sex with the ocean"-Brittany
"Apparently the ocean was more satisfying"-Mr. Simm
"I'll take 'random outbursts by Zach' for 200"-Mr. Simm
"Jake's Rant"-Mr. Simm
" Oh! Sweet and Sour Pork!" Cody
" You wikey BQQ? No I like Barbeque. Oh yes you wikey BQQ"-Cody
"Go get you aaaauuuwwwaaa"-Cody
"SpiderMAH! SpiderMAH!"-Chris
"Is this PG? Pretzel Gang."-Drew
"No I believe it's rated R"-Jacob
"Shane, get off your knees"-anomonyous
"But I do my best work on my knees"-Shane
"Virginia, that's where they get all the virgins hee hee."-Mr. Simm
"What did the land bridge Beringia connect"-Mr. Simm
"Uh North Dakota and South Dakota"-Maria (Correct answer Alaska and Eastern Siberia)
(walks weird and makes a sad face)"Paper white"- Cody
"How much makeup do you need to put on your face to make it paper white, cause I'm so emo, I just wanna die."-Chris
"GET OFF ME YOU FAGGET!...I was talking to the fly"-Zach
"I want two double cheeseburgers MOTHER FUCKIN PLAIN!"-Cody
"What da hell! Why my light keep going on and off? I pay my electric bill!"-Jacob
"Shane stop shooting your girlfriend!"-Mr.Simm
"You want this paper white ass"-Cody
"OMGa"-Brandy
"Chris do it again!"-Brandy
"Oh well, They can die and go to Hell :)"-Me
"...and then I ran away"-Jake
"I was afraid"-Brandon
"Come over here pretty little white boy! I show you how we do it prison style!"-Drew
" yeah but they were'nt even doing anything to you and you just killed them...like Anakin"-Me
" the women...and the children"-Sean
"You killed your wife! your'e sick"-Sean
"Underneath my clothes, I'm naked."- The DeRosa Twins
" Hey (random person) (person looks at them) nevermind"-The DeRosa Twins
"Have you ever heard of Jewjitsu? J-E-W-jitsu"-The Derosa Twins
"Look at me! I'm Cousin It!"-Me
"Oh dang!"-Aubrey
"(sarcastically) Yeah cause no tourist is complete without his handy dandy face cream."-Me
"We will sell everything and bite your head off. We mean it we will bite your head off! (not to be confused with yelling)"-Aubrey
"The Alaskan Stain"-Mr.Simm
" So when your parents ask 'what did you learn in Mr. Simm's class today'"-Mr.Simm
"What is wrong with you!?" Mr. Simm
"My IQ is dropping by the second"-BJ
"ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS WHOLE TIME ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS OPEN THE BACK DOOR!!"-Brittany from Taste Like Chicken
"If I promise not to kill you can I have a hug."-Chris
"I love animals! They taste really good."-Me
"If you think you might be gay then your'e gay (claps twice)"-Cody to the tune of 'If your'e happy and you know it'
"There's no sense in crying over spilt milk, so we laugh over flying cheesecake"- Inside Joke/Words of wisdom
"I reject your reality and replace it with my own!"-Jake
"It makes me chuckle"-Sean
"midsomer murderer- The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 was Awfull!! Because Frollo's not in it and he's so HOT!!
jmnikolai-Eww!"-midsomer murderer and jmnikolai from IMdb.com
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