Pen name: -my-name-is-V

(tell me next time before u change it Becca...)

(sry that cant happen... i just had to change it again...)

me and my friend Chita are sharing tis profile because we write fan fics together, we can, and we are physcoitic muffin eaters... and pocky ! Just so you know most of the fics on here are solely written by becca who occasionally has writers block and therefore turns to her best friend to help clear that up.

at the moment i am going to write a fanfic with all the pennames are gone. It will be under a different fanfic account which i will post as soon as i find out what its going to be called. There is still no title yet for the fanfic... :D

name: becca

birthday: march 30

anime: fullmetal alchemist, naruto, trinity Blood, bleach, blood , Fullmetal panic, chobits

manga's: Naruto, fullmetal alchemist kare kano, bleach, sgt. frog, death note, Vampire Knight, fruits baskets, gravitation, d. grey man, and some others whos names i just cant remember

music: i most of the music i listen to is alterinitve, heavy meatal, and bunches of everything... exept rap... it makes my ears bleed...

fav bands: kate nash, frou frou, imogen heap, she wants revenge, we the kings

likes: i like alot of things... like chasing Chita around the house with a baton... and getting on the computer, and playing video games, DDR, reading, writing, drawing (even though i suck...), listening to music, hanging out with friends, going to conventions, cosplaying at the conventions, walk out in the hotel your staying at for a convention in your cosplay and watch how the people stare at you in their buisness suits (This on time we did this at the convention, we really needed to find an ATM, and everyone was a little shocked cause we had people with keyblades and stuff like that and it was hilariuos to see their faces...)

Dislikes: i hate alot of things... (god i sound like sasuke on this one... but one of the things i cant stand would be yaoi and people breathing on me... or touching me...)

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wheeee! its my turn now:D

Name: Chita (and no im not a cheetah) ((who only writes What if with becca, sometimes she helps me with ideas when i have writers block and usually you can tell cause those ones are crack filled and stupid.)

Birthday: well since u get presents and stuff on ur birthday... MINE CAN BE ANY DAY YOU LIKE! XD

I would like to say im just your typical teenage girl... but im not... im really physcotic and sometimes my friends claim that "they dont know me" and im not boy obsessed. SHOCKER! I know! I hang out with a lot of guy friends but i dont have like 5 million crushes and like 50 boy friends a week! (i know im overaggerating...) :P

I like going to parties, concerts, listening to music, MUSIC= LOVE! (and it is my life), singing and dancing, walking around in the rain, going outside at night especially when its cold, hanging out with my friends, (they are also my life), going to the mall and going into Hot Topic :D, and just having fun and doing random things with my friends, like having lysol fights and camping out in freezing temperatures and attempting to burn paper in freezing weather with wind blowing (i nvr did figuire out why it nvr worked...XD) , traveling, writing ,reading, talking on the phone, getting on AIM (now im starting to sound a little bit more normal :P), watching scary movies and making fun of them, making people laugh, which i am very good at, ANIME AND MANGA...and right now i wanna attempt roof top dancing...haha...

oh and im also very random...verrry random...

I like the smell black rasberry vanilla... i actually love the smell... just thought that was interesting to add :D

food and drinks that i like: ramen, chinese food, spicy food, Coke, Dr. Pepper and Frescha

candy that i like: pocky, bon bons, gum, chocolate...preferably Dove chocolate (cough i know where you hide them mom cough) , Snickers, 3 muskeeters...and other chocolate bars\

favorite bands: HelloGoodbye, The Killers, My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Goo Goo Dolls, those people that sing Ninjas of the night XD, Highland, Panic! At the disco, Scooter, All American Rejects, CAKE, P.O.D, Snow Patrol, Bowling for Soup, Utada Hikaru, Red Hot Chili Peppers, TheBeatles, Train, lots and lots of anime theme songs,and moooore!

i really like rock music and i also like screamo. Music that makes you wanna sing or scream out loud and jump up and down and headbang and dance like ur insane...is good muuusic:D (oh and so is music that makes you wanna dance on a frozen river... i love the song wind! hahahaha:P) i have many inside jokes and some are from the fan fics i write... i write a lot of them but i just dont post them on fanfiction.net

currently my favorite songs are When you were young by the Killers, and Here in your arms by HelloGoodbye, and Tell meBaby by Red Hot Chili Peppers

favorite anime/ manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Bizenghast, Bleach, Naruto, Kare Kano, Trinity Blood, Ghost Stories, Tactics... and of course...lots more...XD

some of my dislikes are: PREPS, people that lie to get attention and think they're better than everyone else, YAOI, the color pink...its okay... BUT LIME GREEN IS BETTER! XD, and EdXWinry pairing... i love you Ed... but Winry not so much... actually...not at all

oh and i also hate MILK! groooosssss! and roses that are growing fungus that she tries to hit me with... XDXDXD (its pretty sickening...

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Stuff to copy onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, my-name-is-V

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know

you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl. Knabina, AvaAnna, -my-name-is-V

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

really funny quotes that i got when reading profiles

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY COCONUT IS IN THE TRASH!" -Chita, when her mom threw away her desert coconut from sushi hana.

T-shirt quotes: The voice in my head doesn't like you; Procrastinaters unite tommorrow;

kay me and chita just reacently went to oni-con in houston tx and saw 12012 and it is now one of our fav bands cause that is the first head-banging-emo-screamo-jap band that i have ever heard and it is awsome

I got these from www.narutocentral.com and its hilarious:

Naruto Features Theyd Never Say That

Every Naruto character has a different personality and there are some things they would just never say.

Asuma

· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?" · "I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry." · "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet." · "Oooooh no not another bite." · "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

Gai

· "That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it." · "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza, shove it." · "Wow I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji." · "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

· "Who cares about looks." · "Eww I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak I wish I wasn't such a woman." · "Violence isn't necessary can't we all just get along." · "I want my mommy..." · "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!" · "I miss my family."

Jiraiya

· "Oh man not another naked chick." · "Do you guys think of anything besides women?" · "Ahh the fourth was not anything special." · "That's right I'm a virgin and proud of it." · "I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob." · "I love big butts and I can not lie." · "I've never looked at porn." · "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes." · "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today." · "Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me." · "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today." · "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!" · "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, fuck this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

Kiba

· "Your a bad dog, Akamaru!" · "I think I'm allergic to dogs…" · "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG? Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! Your a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today." · "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!" · "I hate the color orange." · "I love you, Neji."

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."

Orochimaru

· "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..." · "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke." · "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?" · "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend." · "Sakura, does nothing appease you!" · "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto." · "Damn Sasuke you're even uglier than I am." · "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi I don't feel like fighting today." · "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura." · "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me." · I'm not emo. Breaks into song I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Cuts wrists Don't know where it go... passes out

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour." · "Ino I hate you, your such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?" · "Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been." · A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me! · HAHAHAHAHA!

The Third Hokage

· "This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii."

Tsunade

· "I hate being young I wish I didn't have this jutsu going." · "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying." · "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells." · "I am NOT a total whore.

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.

Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (chita... this means you...)

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

Start to call your teachers Sennin.

Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.

Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

Can spout out a random character quote on command.

Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.

Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru

Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

soon to come:

Unname atm: a gothic romance of sasuke and sakura. (lol not anymore... i forgot about that...)

uhh well theres gonna definatly be a sequel to Sweat the Battle, but you won't know the ending of it, only chita and i know.

theres one i have already started to write that's in the same style of Crank by ellen hopkins

i want to do a mystery one based on remington steel, which is a show from the '80s but it prolly will never get written.

oh and one based off of Vampired Acedmy

once i finish the fanfics i already have posted, i will start working on these.