Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.
I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
-Douglas Adams

//LadyNightSky♥//
(noun) a specimen of the human species most often found in Los Angeles, California.
Surgeon General Warning: do not approach. Close proximity may result in severe and/or fatal brain damage.

S t a t u s : Last Known Sighting : 12.31.o7

R e c e n t B l u r b s / U p d a t e s

12/31/07 : Happy very-last-day-of-2007!!! Best wishes to everyone for the new year :) I hope resolutions remain firm and that '08 brings luck to all.
12/18/07 : So, today, one.foot.out.the.door wrapped up It Takes A Theif. I'm hugely indebted to everyone who helped me with the Slug situation. I left a full message on ITAT, so please read it, as it details how much I really appreciate what you guys have done to ensure that plagiarizing is punished :) You guys are all amazing people xD
8/26/07 : Fear writing related stress no more xD Pimp My Writing is here!! Lols, one.foot.out.the.door (Andrea), Autmn, and I have joined forces to create the awesomest writing site on the net; here, you can find BETA services, loads of good advice, and tons of other pretty things. Whether you be a seasoned or new author, struggling or flourishing, go on over and take a look.

N a m e & A b o u t M e : Hmmm...I'll settle for Brooke. If you know me then you know to call me Brooke-la. Ha haha ha...okay not funny. You may also call me Lady, which seems to have grown on people, or LNS. I'm constantly told that I am a loud, bossy smartass, and I have to agree, if I do say so myself. Of course, only my friends call me that when I exasperate them to the point of gory suicide, so I'm not certain if it is an entirely truthful opinion. Ahem. Moving on. Planning ahead makes me physically ill, so I guess I'm what you call 'a spontaneous person'. It also means that none of my stories are pre-written, and all are thought of in the passion of the moment. I'm a ritual procrastinator, a romantic, a daydreamer, a spelling and grammar freak, and a frighteningly obessesive girl. Oh yeah, and I cuss and use annoying smilies quite a bit. Don't take it personally ;). Ta-da! You are now an expert on the obscure subject of Brookeology! Yay you!

W r i t i n g :I dabble in a few different fandoms, mainly Winx Club, Twilight (an excellent book by Stephenie Meyer), and Harry Potter. My primary focus is on the Winx fandom; currently, the only fics I post here are Winx stories. If you want to check out some of my other writing, here's my TwilightFanfiction page, which I just recently won :) You can also find me on a variety of different Harry Potter and miscellaneous fandom websites under LadyNightSky. Sadly, I have no plans to post anything other than Winx on ff . net, so you'll have to do a bit of clicking to see any other fics xD I also read a lot in the Gundam Seed/Destiny fandom, so I may show up occasionally there...

A g e :Must I tell you? Alright, alright. I'm-OMIGAH LOOK AT THOSE DWARVES FIGHTING OVER THOSE CHEESE WHEELS!-years old. Happy now?

T a l k T o M e , B a b y : If you're not a stalker, feel free to contact me, I love blah-ing with people who have good story taste.
AIM: ohemeffgeex333
E Mail: shtitsbrooke-x3@yahoo.com

F a v o r i t e s :

B o o k s: Eclipse, New Moon, Twilight, The Kite Runner, the Harry Potter septology, Song of Solomon, nearly anything by Douglas Adams/Orson Scott Card, philosophy by Nietzsche/Plato/Aristotle/Kant, the Uglies Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice, Ivanhoe, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Little Women, Little Men, Eight Cousins, Black Beauty, Anna Karenina, Lolita, War and Peace, My Antonia, Vanity Fair, The Tales of Robin Hood, The Count of Monte Cristo, Meg Cabot novels, The Chronicles of Narnia, Gone With the Wind, Rhett Butler's People, and more that I can't think of right now.

L o v e l y R a n d o m Q u o t e s :

"Percy wouldn't recongnize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
"Sometimes I forget how pretty I am, honestly." -Darcy, Winx Club
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -Douglas Adams
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, CCF Movie
"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid." -Nietzsche

F u t u r e S t o r i e s :

Please don't take any of my ideas, it's really kinda rude. If you want to use one of them, I'd be more than happy to lend it to you, as long as you e-mail or PM me first.

City of the Night (WC FF)

Summary: AU They go to the same high school, attend the same classes, eat in the same cafeteria. But they don’t know each other as anything more than labels. The prep, the rocker, the nerd, the jock, the granola and the art freak. The one real thing they have in common is that they all witnessed the brutal murder of E. M. They all know the murderer’s identity, but the thing hardest to swallow is that…he doesn’t actually exist. Then one day, a brown haired boy shows up at the prep’s doorstep, whisks them off to a place called the City of the Night, introduces them to his friends, and shows them the gifts they all possess…the gifts that they must use together to save the world from it’s steady, quiet destruction. Can they overcome their old prejudices in time to rescue everything they have ever known? Or is it already too late?

Status: Ehhh...not too sure on this status of this one.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
I don't get it. Oo
-Bee