Hey, I'm ChocolateMilk2, more commonly referred to as Milk or Juice or InsertRealNameHereand this is my awesome profile of awesomeness that you are now viewing. It is currently under REVAMP (ooh allcaps scarray) so don't be surprised if you see a column or subtext which has no information or obvious reference or whatever. It'll be there someday, trust me.

Or rather, don't. I can be surprisingly Slytherin at times-- Thus Fear Me You Minions, Because My Foreboding Is More Like Foretelling Than Anything.

Onto a random topic: Most profiles on FFN have stupid 'oooh if you're like this then copy and paste chainletter blah blah blah stereotype blah' and I am currently of the opinion that that stuff belongs with the unwashed masses unless I deem it of a relevance/philosophy/humour worthy of my profile and label it as such. And I will label it as such. That stuff will be labeled as such at the near-bottom of the page because nobody ever reads stuff at the near bottom unless they are truly hooked like a fish. Not that I intend to spear innocent people with my hooks of doom, no.

~ABOUT YOURS TRULY~

I am a fourteen and a half-year old high school student currently attending a school in Australia, as my FF.Net profile Location sign thingy so obviously reveals, and I am one of those rare young people who can actually spell and keeps off the old man's yawn when he yells at them not to. I know you probably won't believe me, considering my level of literacy and really, no one keeps off an old man's lawn that long when he yells at them otherwise, but that's a good thing, see. It helps with the anonymity.

If, however, you do not wish for that anonymity to be in place because you want to know the 'real me' then you are a pathetic-urban-super-crazy stalker. Also, I am about to rant the stuff at you anyway. Prepare to die.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things:
/Ten err... hobbies...

I like Romance, particularly that of the Yaoi/Yuri/Het sort (it's all good, yo).

I like Humour, points to the obscure - sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

I like Music (oh god here it comes)--
Genre: Mainly Rock, Alternate/Punk, Pop, Techno and Metal
Some Artists: A.F.I, The All-American-Rejects, Audioslave, Avril Lavigne, Ayaka, Backstreet Boys , Basshunter, Ben Lee, Blink 182, Boys Like Girls, Bullet For My Valentine, The Butterfly Effect, Cascada, Children Collide, Coldplay, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Death Cab For Cutie, Deep Blue Something, DHT, Eskimoe Joe, Evanescence, Evermore, The Faint, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferninand, The Fray, Good Charlotte, Goodnight Nurse, Green Day, Groove Cutter, Hollywood Undead, Jesse Mcartney (Roxas!), Insane Clown Posse, Jack's Mannequin, James Blunt, Jet, Kate Voegele, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, Lilly Allen, Linken Park, The Living End, Matchbox Twenty, Midnight Youth, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, The Offspring, One Republic, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Pearl Jam, Pete Murray, Pink, Powderfinger, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K, Robbie Williams, Savage Garden, Short Stack, Silverchair, Simple Plan, Skillet, Sneaky Sound System, Snow Patrol, Sublime, Sum 41, Taylor Swift, U2, The Used, Utada Hikaru, Yellowcard, Youth Group and MANY MORE, UNBELIEVEBLY.

I like Video Games, especially--
Anything FF(+vii)/Kingdom Hearts related, (used to be crazy about GB Pokemon games -shudder-), Tekken Series, Farcry I/II, Legend Of Zelda Series, Halo Series, Grand Theft Auto, Guitar Hero Series, Resident Evil when I get around to playing it, Silent Hill Origins, Super Mario Bros. anything, Orig. Nintentendo64 Sonic The Hedgehog, Tetris, Pacman, Pong, Singstar and DDR if I were ever to play it.

I like Manga, in particular--
Little Butterfly, Rabbit Doubt, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Sailor Moon, Card Captor Sakura, The Kingdom Hearts stuff (KHI, KH CoM, KH 358/2 days, etc), Death Note, X 1999, Fruits Basket, Ranma 1/2, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha

I like Anime which kind of goes alongside, whatever I haven't just mentioned--
Special A, Full Metal Panic, Prince of Tennis, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Gothic Sports, Sailor Moon...

I like Books which are on my bookshelf and staying there--
Harry Potter Series, Lord Of the Rind Trilogy, anything Scott Westerfield, anything Anthony Horowitz, Artemis Fowl Series, Animorphs Series, Obernewtyn Series, Maximum Ride though I often try not to admit it, The Book Theif, that one with the thing about that locket.

I like Downloadable Doujinshi--
FFvii: Cutodio Angel, Honey Blade, Postiron, LSD, Cheap Thrill, Baby body, Karma, Satan Impact, Died In Your Arms
Kingdom Hearts: Walking Together, Crown, Acid Rain, Something Important
Notes: Dragonfly is an awesome place to get free Doujinshi.

I like Fanfic--
Anything on my favourites list or by my friends SHOUTOUT TO MR FORUM PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, damn I'd shoutout to others but no one else RL really comes to my page. Hmm.

I love doing the things that I like with the people I care for, being happy together.

Some miscellaneous other liked things that don't really qualify but I'd like to mention all the same...
Wind chimes, no homework, sports, the smell of rain, stained glass windows, drama, musicals, paints, things that look pretty when I'm not wearing my glasses, personification, crunching autumn leaves, snowfall, post-it notes, drawing on a white page.

Prim Julie Andrews and cute seeming kitties, Old fahioned movies with nursery rhyme ditties
God all the plotlines about nuns that sing
These are a few of my least favourite things:
/:(

I don't like immorality.

I don't like vanity.

I don't like unnecessary lying.

I don't like hypocrisy (although at times I am myself quite hypocritical)

Some miscellaneous others, because it's really the little things-- knives on fine china, being lost, harsh lighting, minimalism, inconsistency, hospitals, old people's homes, cigarette smoke, being unsure, being afraid, feeling guilty, stupid spelling, seeing people be/feel guilty, propaganda/brainwashing, some violence (eg. video game's fine).

~Uncatergorized~

Now I've gotten that all straight, onto a less pessimistic topic... Fanfic! A note to the reader: I am a hypocrite in that I don't write consistently, I don't make plans when to write, and I don't make plans what to write. (Probably one of the reasons I didn't do as well as I could've in the writing section of NAPLAN tests...) My updates are randomized, mostly inspired by the world around me - stories, art, music and people I sometimes don't mention - but motivation always helps, and reviews give me something to think about, however few I get.

Annnd random links:
xkcd, this extremely nerdy comic site
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?alinta
sketchy FF awesomeness
my lj

KH community I was graciously made staff of.
It's awesome, and you should subscribe. Why? Because there are no subscribers so far, and because I know what I'm talking about, I'm an avid KH writer myself (if a little unkown). It is my opinion you shouldn't have to scroll through 25 thousand miscallenous KH fics for something that solely appeals to you when the diamonds amongst the rough lay right at your doorstep. Updated almost daily, so if you don't like whatevers on the page today, you can always look out tomorrow for a good fic.

My thoughts? Guarenteed to move you in some way or another-- and if it turns out it's not your thing, unsubscription is as simple as the click-of-a-button subscription.

~Chainletters/Copy and Paste Time~
(Dude, where is that cool one parodying the chainletter about Cambridge University when you need it...)

I am Xaldin + Marluxia years old

I was born in the month of Vexen, on the day of Demyx, and the year of Xenmas Demyx Demyx Lexaues.

My lucky number number is Xigbar.

Gay Marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in North America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe gay marriage should be legalized... everywhere. Or if homophobia (the prejudice, not the actual phobia) is stupid. :)

Suggestions? Comments? Flames?
PM me or send me a virtual carrier pidgeon @ the provided email adress above, silly.
Happy grovelling!
Milk. :)