Warning: This profile contains random mumblings and brief mild stupidity. Discretion is advised.
Ninety-eight percent of people freak out about profile statistics and spend too much time whining about how stupid people are for having them, when they could be living life instead. If you are part of the remaining 2 percent who just don't care, then I applaud you. You are that much closer to living a non-socially retarded lifestyle. Well done. Well done.
Who am I?
Well, aside from writing humorous stories (my favorite genre), I have other hobbies. My greatest hobby is music. No, not just listening to music day in and day out, like so many burnout stoners of today's society, but I actually create the stuff, baby. Without the use of drugs, I might add.
Instruments I Play:
-Alto Sax
-Electric Guitar
-Accoustic Guitar
-Piano (Enough to get by)
Favorite Artists/Composers (In Random Order)
-Meatloaf
-Duke Ellington
-Miles Davis
-Queen
-Styx
-Green Day
-John Coltraine
-Juan Tizol
-Nightwish
-The Presidents of the United States of America
-(and many others that I can't think of right now).
Aw yeah.
And of course, I'm a psycho Star Fox fan (bet you didn't see that comin'). And yet, I don't have Starfox 64, which is probably my favorite Star Fox game. I'm gonna have to buy that on Ebay or somethin...
List of my top 4 favorite Star Fox games:
1) Star Fox 64 (I spent lots of money renting this awesome game).
2) Starfox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet (only problem: it was waaay too short).
3) Star Fox: Assault (Character dialogue makes me embarassed. I like the multiplayer, though).
4) Star fox for Super Nintendo (not a bad game, but I can never get past level 2).
Favorite Video Games
-Starfox games
-Call of Duty: Finest Hour
-Call of Duty: Big Red One
-Resident Evil 4
-Super Smash Bros.
-Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
-Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
-Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (I beat it too quickly! Aww...)
-Rome: Total War
-DOOM 3
Video Games I Didn't Like
-Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Favorite Authors
Ca'diem, for being my friend on and off the internet. He's read more books than anybody I've ever known, so if he reviews your story, keep in mind he knows what he's talkin' about! He's also hilarious when he helps me with my humor stories, and I'm not quite a good without him.
Completed Fiction
The Trial of Leon (Resident Evil): This was my first attempt at a Oneshot fanfic. Leon from Resident Evil 4 is sent on trial after returning to the United States. This was a real hoot to write, and I leared quite a bit about the justice system through writing this. I wrote this to take a break from writing Progenita for a while, and I had the basic idea down, so I wrote it as soon as I thought it through so I wouldn't forget it. It's very funny, so if you're a Resident Evil fan, and like just like reading humerous fanfics, give this story a whirl!
Fiction In Progress
Progenita (Star Fox): The story I'm currently working on. I intend to keep writing this until it's complete, and that may take awhile. Boy, that may take awhile... Oh, well. It's gonna be cool. Really cool. I hope. Chapter 6 is up! This story has over 1180 hits! Probably not a big deal, and I'll bet that none of you care, but gosh darn it, it's my fanfic, and I'm proud of it :)
Star Fox: Abomination (Star Fox): This is an awesome spoof of the fanfic Star Fox: Armageddon. Ca'diem and I came up with this story together, and we both are the authors, even though the story is posted under Ca'diem's name. This fanfic is now dead, unfortunately. Check out Star Fox: A Threat Most Fowl, to continue the hilarity.
Bitter Taste of Tears (Star Fox): A tragic story centering on how James McCloud deals with the loss of the person closest to his heart. Rather than containing the blood-splattering violence of Progenita, This story deals more with pure raw emotion instead. Originally planned to be a oneshot, I instead decided to divide it into two chapters so it wouldn't be too long to read.
Star Fox: A Threat Most Fowl (Star Fox): A humorous look at the Star Fox franchise. This is another story I'm writing with Ca'diem, and rest assured, this is one story I won't flake out on. You can count on it. I'm having way too much fun writing it.
Random thought/quote of the day:
"Work r sux0r"
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