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since: 05-27-06, id: 1054825
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Author has written 13 stories for D N Angel, Fruits Basket, Anime X-overs, and Gravitation.

First thing, summer-flower-girl (Q-sama) is the person who told be 'bout fanfiction.net... so this is all her fault!

Yaoi fangirl desu.

NAME: Umm, I'm not telling you my real name, but I'm known on the internet as either Bowleena, or SatoshiObsessedFreak (Sof for short). Oh, I'm sometimes called Krad. Yes, like THAT Krad. No, I'm not a boy. But I do have long blonde hair... but not as long as the actual Krad's. And I don't have wings. Or a Satoshi-sama (sadly). Buuuut... I am crazy. Not quite homicidal, though. :) FOr real-life nicknames, I'm often Ray-chan or Rachiru.

HAIR: Blond. Or brown. But more blond. Most of the time. I streaked it lighter, but it didn't work very well.

HEIGHT: 5 feet seven inches.

WHERE I LIVE: Canada. That's all I'm telling you.

AGE: Ummm... under 18, over 12.

FAVORITE ANIME:

#1 DNAngel

#2 Gravitation

#3 Suki na Mono wa Suki dakara Shouganai!! tied with Death Note

#4 Ouran High School Host Club

OBSESSION(S): DNAngel! But mainly Hiwatari-kun! The younger one! Not his evil adoptive-dad! That's why one of my names on the internet is SatoshiObsessedFreak! But I bet you guessed that, right! Or maybe you didn't!

I also love DAISUKE ASAKURA! He is my idol and practically KAMI-SAMA!!!!

YAY FOR OBSESSION!

LIKES: DNAngel, SATOSHI, Horses, Cats, Snakes, Black, Purple, Silver, Reading, Computer, SINGING, Ballet, chocolate, blue, techno, point shoes, shiny ribbons, cherries, Japan, Shuzenji, Techno, DTM, Canada, water, music, choir, books, yaoi, shonen-ai, manga, anime...

DISLIKES: Flat ground every where you look, Hiwatari Sr., Johnny Cash music, lots of different TV shows, Madoka from Full Moon wo Sagashite, Oatmeal (the hot cereal type, not the oatmeal in cookies).

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

you know you live in 2006 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Quotes:

"What kinda nut trains a lobsters!" - Ranma 1/2

"LA LI HO!" - Shuichi from Gravitation

"Na no da!!!" - Ryuichi from Gravitation

"Baka. Baka, baka baaakaaaaaaa." - Yuki from Gravitation

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE!" - Inigo from The Princess Bride

"My name is Spiderman. You killed my uncle. Prepare to DIE!" - Me and Q :)

"Are you suggesting something?" "Yess... rips off disguise and reveals himself as an oompa-loompa" -First part, a girl in our class, second part, our awesome English teacher

"A bunch of men together calls for some naked socializing!" - 'The King', Niwa Tetsuya from Gakuen Heaven

"How do you know what a 'Ibyx' is?" - Person in my English class, to me after we played hangman against our teacher.

"The box got up, walked up to me, slapped me and called me an idiot- that's personification" - English teacher again

"If you light someone on fire, is that bioluminescence?" - Same person from English, but this time in Science class

Um, I'll put more quotes down soon.

Yay for blue popsicles! –Bowleena

Note on my saying: I say yay for blue popsicles, because I once read, on a chat thing, that ‘Satoshi is just like a blue popsicle! I just want to lick him!’. I thought that Satoshi being a blue popsicle was a great metaphor, so when I say ‘Yay for blue popsicles’, I am showing my devotion to my darling Sato-chan! He’s cool, and blue, and I just think he’s the greatest! I also use it as my ‘Farewell!’

So, Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena!

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

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1. Sky Dream » reviews
DNAngelGravitation Alternate World. Satoshi and Krad are in a band with Satoshi's... girlfriend? Yep! And why in the world is Gravitation thrown into this? Read to find out! Will contain shonenai duh, Gravitation's thrown into this
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 2-27-07
2. Eiri's Earring reviews
Shuichi's thoughts on his lover's earring... fluffy. shonenai, of course.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-17-07 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S. - Complete
3. SATO'S SCISSORS reviews
Satoshi has a pair of scissors... oh, the horror!Basically pure OOC insanity. Rated T because I don't want to underrate.Look inside!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-14-07 - Satoshi H. - Complete
4. MiraTouketsu Toki » reviews
A strange Hikari artwork seems to be active... what is the cause of this? And what does Kosuke being in Canada have to do with it? You'll have to read to find out the pairings. Not yaoi. No lemons. Main pairing NOT shonenai.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 7-28-06 - Satoshi H.
5. Holiday Insanity » reviews
This is a sort of sideshot to my story 'Insanity Songs'. Characters from all sorts of animes and mangas will be appearing and singing weird Holiday songs! ... so. Why haven't you clicked on the title yet? You should read this story! And Insanity songs too
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-06
6. Insanity Songs » reviews
DNAngel characters singing songs. Quite crazy. Originally DNAngel Character Songs.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 8-3-06 - Complete
7. DNAngel Thoughts » reviews
My random thoughts... and since I'ma SatoshiObsessedFreak, they have to do with DNAngel. My thoughts, that is. Very random... Lots of stupid oneshots, that don't deserve their own story.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 8-2-06
8. Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random Facts » reviews
A sideshot to 'Mail for Satoshi'. Satoshi and Krad finally read the letter from 'Outer Mongolia's Archives of Random Facts'. Contains OOCness I think, and random facts.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 6-27-06 - Satoshi H. & Krad
9. Qsama and Krad: PI's » reviews
Krad and Qsama and the case of the missing DotDotDots! My present to Qsama. Contains OOCness, inside jokes, and utter randomness.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 6-29-06 - Krad - Complete
10. Mail for Satoshi » reviews
Satoshi opens his mail, which includes love letters from his fans of the past years… and some mismailed letters, too. Please read and review! I changed the rating to teen, just 'cause if you squint sideways... yeah, so just 'cause.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 6-9-06 - Satoshi H. & Krad - Complete
11. Snack Time reviews
Ayame is hungry... what will he eat? Contains OOCness, and character death. Oneshot my friends and I thought of on the last day of school.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-25-06 - Ayame S. - Complete
12. Toto's Bug Juice reviews
I made this when I was sick, so it's really crazy. Contains bug juice, allmighty authoresses, and an odd song.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-06 - Satoshi H. & Towa - Complete
13. With 'n Krad and everything explodes reviews
It was a scary dream... and now, a stupid fanfic! With's a girl, and guess who she likes?
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-06 - Wiz & Krad - Complete
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