| Sage347 |
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto. Things stolen from other people's profiles- (From aussie_girl1990-) DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, aussie_girl1990, Sage347, (From the summary of a gaasaku, off the profile of after.a.hard.day ... I found it fitting) --Those that walk in and out of our lives. That sometimes the worst tragedies are those that happen to others, because all we can do is be there. Anime I've watched from the first to most recent episode (or kept up on the manga of)- Mai-HiME, Mai-Otome, the one Z thing from the former two, Naruto, Pretear, Chobits, Elfen Lied, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and something else I can't recall. (Best of/ones I would recommend are in italics) If any of you ever meet me in person, bring with you intelligence, or don't come at all. Also, I just recently got to watching/reading Death Note. Still haven't gotten much past the ...um... shocker!death. Yeah. Let's put it that way. ... I am so very, very sad now. D: Also, I graduated in December. -waves flag and half-heartedly throws confetti- PS- From the profile of Diablo's Heir, "Shining brightly for even for a split second is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity."; "If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?"; "We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved."; this last one is only the ending of one, but... "if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." | |||||||||||
1. Either reviewsX or Y questions are the game, and "either" is the cheater's way out. Fortunately for our crack/humor situation, we have a cheater on board. Mostly ItaSaku/SakuIta. Sort of. I think.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-09 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete2. The Ninja Whisperer » reviewsHe is on a mission. He doesn't really want to be. Meet your new Melinda, kids.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Sasuke U.3. Cat » reviewsOne can only wonder why a random cat decides to launch itself at the elder Uchiha brother. One will also wonder what that cat is doing with a Sharingan.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 6-14-08 - Sasuke U.4. V reviewsYou know, V8 Fruit Fusion is SO much better.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-27-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete5. Origami reviewsEsoteric pages without text. Levin blades of vermillion memories. Origami illusions of elusive papers versus a misguided hatred and a vision clouded with familial blinders. Neither wins, neither loses... neither accepts.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-08 - Konan & Sasuke U.6. Swearfest reviewsIn a world where merely saying "Hello" is not an option, we find... Hidan and Tayuya. Please don't shoot me. Warning- language. Bigtime.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-12-08 - Hidan & Tayuya - Complete7. Go Fish reviewsGo fish," He said, awaiting the long tale he knew the Uchiha would eventually tell. Ah, but how he hated waiting... SasoItaDei friendship in limbo fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-08 - Itachi U. - Complete8. Tea reviewsBecause really, who doesn't love making fun of an Uchiha when they can't do anything about it? Somewhat implied Itaxeverybody in the room.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-08 - Itachi U. - Complete9. Dirt Road reviewsMaybe you fell apart already, and you aren't composed so much as there's nothing to compose anymore. Well, at least you still have Irony. Can be KisaItaNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete10. In reviewsShe picked up his fallen teddy, not knowing why he wasn't sure what to do when people from this town came close. -GaaraxSakura AU; One-shot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-16-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete11. Peaches reviewsBecause we all know that life is peachy. M for language, and bad puns.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-16-08 - Hidan - Complete12. Expected reviewsIn the aftermath, with nothing else to do, they stood around and blinked.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-08 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete13. Inverted Nightmares reviewsRare are the nights she cannot sleep, when she has dreams that differ from her norm. Rare are the nights an epiphany strikes, consciousness grasping at straws.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-08 - Hinata H. - Complete14. Cycle reviewsAround and around, like the ashes, ashes, around and around and we all fall down. Will it ever end, the ashes, ashes?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete15. Arigato: Didn't say it last time reviewsIt was out of their way, but Naruto convinced Sakura to visit anyways. Oneshot, partial GaaraxSakura... my take on it, at least.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete16. Love Me, Love Me Not: Blinders reviews-He loves me, he loves me not.- He's there, but he can't be what he's not. Will you take the blinders off, Ino?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete