| Leftomaniac |
Author has written 42 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Parodies and Spoofs, Roman Dirge, Willard, Marx Brothers, X-overs, Sailor Moon, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Terminator. *Formerly known as CryingChild* THE LONG AWAITED MOMENT HAS COME! Web of Lies Issue #1 has come out! Read it here: http://weboflies.5u.com/ | |||||
1. Reprogramming reviewsHow do you turn a villain into a hero? Patience. Lots of patience.Terminator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-3-042. Quackers » reviewsThe examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 3-27-033. Surprise Guest reviewsWill and Lori are guests on a talk show, but they might not like what's backstage... (Three guesses who it is, and the first two don't count)A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-21-044. When Fangirls Attack! » reviewsAnd it ends.::: Get a bunch of IZ fans in the same place, add someone utterly IZ-less, throw in a week-long convention of doom, and what have you got? MADNESS!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 1-2-04 - Published: 1-8-025. Evil is Funny » reviewsA three-part series, combining classic horror movies and music of varying quality.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-30-03 - Published: 11-25-036. Patchwork Psyche » reviewsA gaggle of bizarre monsters and madmen holed up in a house in the middle of nowhere. Insanity ensues.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-037. Scream, Help! reviewsA cute little vignette: Chase, catch, and then the punchline. Hopefully it'll make you giggle.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-19-038. The Parody: The Senshi Loose Their Minds » reviewsAmi's screaming nonsense, Rini's fighting imaginary monsters, and Michuru looks like Richard Nixon! See what happens when CryingChild takes on Sailor Moon!Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 7-8-039. Invader Zim's Guide to the Galaxy » reviews...Done... When Earth is destroyed by the Vogons, Zim, Dib, Gaz, and GIR join up with Invader Skooge to get a new one!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 8-12-03 - Published: 3-15-0210. Tempest Time Bomb » reviews:::It's FINISHED! Look inside for sequel information!::: A policeman, two more bodies, and some late night conversations. (Crosses over: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Willard/Carrie/Donnie Darko/Psycho/Dracula/Intensity)X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-14-03 - Published: 4-16-0311. First Blood reviews[Old. Moved from Misc. Movies] A scene that never happened. A little pointless maybe, but enjoyable.Willard - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-0312. Ztarlight's Super Explody Birthday of Death! » reviewsHappy Birthday, Ztarlight!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-14-02 - Published: 10-24-0213. Tonight, Every Night reviewsA discrepancy in Johnny's behavior makes him question his control. As he struggles against an unknown enemy, he learns something terrifying about the nature of the universe.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-23-0214. Happy Mother's Day! reviewsYes, this was supposed to go up Sunday, but my account was locked. Try to enjoy it anyway, cute, short fluff.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-14-0215. Ode to Monsters in my Tummy reviewsTitle says it allRoman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-4-0216. Bunny's Odyssey reviewsThe pet shop fills with terror as Lenore enters!Roman Dirge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 4-1-0217. Now and Later reviewsFluff. Ever wonder what becomes of Jhonen and his characters in the future?Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-13-0218. Immortalized reviewsMore angsty Nny/Devi songfiction, stop me before I write again! A closer look into the infamous date, set to 'Iris'Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-4-0219. Can you say 'Satire'? reviewsThere's a DIFFERNT kind of invasion on, how will the cast cope?Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-31-0220. Miss Bitters Gets Sugar High! reviewsSugar high Miss Bitters, runs through the town, smashing and trashing, and burning things down!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-26-0221. Read This Or Little Billy Will Die reviewsA parody of those &*() ing annoying e-mailsParodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-8-0222. Just Tired... reviewsAngsty, kinda cute. Zim and Dib are both tired of fighting. Will an agreement be reached? Of course not! Plus a quick announcement.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-1-0223. I Remember Larry... reviewsNny's always been crazy... but what pushed him over the edge?Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-31-0124. It had to happen eventually » reviewsMe, Ztarlight, Invader Bast, and Invader Zaifae do the SI thing. It's finished, the fic that spanned over three months is finished. Yay.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-29-01 - Published: 9-28-0125. The Ultimate reviewsBest friends, torn apart by their dueling obsessions, brought together by the ultimate RPGInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-16-0126. Dib Gets Sugar High! reviewsSequal to 'Zim Gets Sugar High'. Zim and Dib decide to have a final battle, but they're both incredibly sugar high!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12-15-0127. Because I Got High reviewsI've seen Zim Dib Gaz And GIR do this song, but in this one the SECONDARY IZ characters sing! Miss Bitters high... *shudders*Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-25-0128. Nother stupid song parody reviewsTo 'Everybody wanrs to rule the world' MAN I'm po'd at nick!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-0129. Kryptonite reviewsStarts out a little angsty, but ends happily. It's, I nono, maybe a year or two in the future, and Zim is a very different person.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-18-0130. Oregon Trail reviewsTHIS IS NOT MY IDEA! RizCirZamMir came up with it, I'm just copying it! Just because it's unoriginal dosen't mean it's not enjoyable:c) I actually think it turned out really funny.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-13-0131. Zim gets sugar high! reviewsI was SUPER high on Skittles when writing this. Zim gets sugar high, bonds with GIR, meets Lenore, and scares the crap out of Dib.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 11-4-0132. The Skool Song reviewsThanks so much to everone who reveiwed Stars! You give me reason to live! Anyhoo, this is without a doubt the most Pro-Dib thing I ever wrote. It's a song parody, Zim's first day at skool, Dib's POV. To 'The Party Song' by blink 182Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-29-0133. Stars reviewsKinda different from my usual fics... um, this is set, maybe a year in the future. Dib thinks he's won. Zim has fled to space, and is now out for revenge. But soon, revenge is the furthest thing from his mind. Puleee-zeee R&R, or I'll explode! That happenInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-28-0134. EvilstupidrantingmadnessofDOOM! » reviewsBwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stupidity!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-18-0135. That's pretty swollen... reviewsI wrote this on the weekend when I couldn't upload. You know those Swollen Eyeball people right? Well, let's see what might happen if Zim actually encountered one. Based on a fandream.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-18-0136. Josephine reviewsHEY! Note the lack of a "Humor" catagory on this! It's angsty and sappy and for Nny/Devi people! It was also written during a bad, bad cold. Just don't say I didn't warn ya!Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-8-0137. It's a Skin Condition!" a.k.a. "The Reason" reviewsI'm back, and better than... Well I'm back, that's for sure! Dis fic is largely inspired by "The kids at skool are so stupid" Enjoy!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-7-0138. Oooh, CryingChild made another JTHM crossover! reviewsRated for ooooone widdle swear. Heeeeey, wait a minute! This ficcy has no Zim in it! No Zim I tells ya! MADNESS! This is a Dib meets Devi fic, and it's kinda short. Enjoy!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-1-0139. Zimdream reviewsOkay, I wasn't gonna post this, but then I read another ficcy based on a dream, and I HAD to! So don't expect it to be great literature or anything, but don't blame me, blame my subconcious! Which... is me, I guess.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-23-0140. This Earth is Mine » reviewsZim takes on Halloween. The title has nada to do with the story, I just couldn't think of a title so I stole one from a movie. Conclusion up!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-21-01 - Published: 9-15-0141. Half a day of madness reviewsTwelve hours in the life of our beloved NnyJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-21-0142. Look! It's another JTHM crossover! Fun! reviewsRated for language. Short thing, Zim sees Nny, and freaks out quite cutely. Enjoy!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-15-01