Where sanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line
Name: Lacuna Miyamoto, Lord of Useless Information; Spawn of Monster, Blue Lord
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF LACUNA MIYAMOTO
About Me: I was born in sunny (cough-fucking-hot-cough) California, but spent my earily years in Germany. Later I moved to Michigan and then back to California. curenntly, however, I'm living in Germany, and speaking German fluently. My personal intrests (other than Anime and Manga) include the supernatural and History. On that note, I plan to study as an historian. I have a cat and a dog and enjoy fantasy and crime books and cop movies. The newer movies don't intrest me as much as the older films and older things because they induce a mystical feeling.
I'm a nice person but very shy, but seeing as I don't like hating people, I don't do it often--I hate for one day and the next day it's a new slate. I'm a very deep thinker even though I'm often very childish. I enjoy lerning new things and am very curious. I'm also very proud and don't take well to insults to the things I care about. To myself however, I hold absolutly no worth and take insults and sneers with stride. My lack of self worth is also the reason I can't motivate myself. I rather have people tell me they hate me than whisper about me behind my back. If you tell me you hate me, I'll laugh it off, if you whisper about me, I get paranoid.
Despite my lack of self worth and a borderline disturbed lack of self confidance, I have absolutly no qualms about defying the 'cool people.' I've never bought anything because of the brand, and I've never bent under peer pressure. I figure that if someone wants to be with me, they won't try to change me. Sort of like "I built my wall to see who cares enough to climb over it." I won't try to weedle my way out of a punishment and never have, and even though I'm extremely easily embaressed by the things I've done, I've never regretted anything.
Sadly, because of my headstrong and stubborn personality, I have no friends. I refuse to act for or say something I don't believe, and I stand behind what I think or believe. Because of this, people often think I can't accept other opinions and think I'm arrogant. The other reason I don't have friends is because I'm very shy and can't force myself to socialize with people for fear of making an idiot out of myself. I also have a very clear idea of what a friend should be like, and I try to be such to those who are even willing to try.
The thing I'm most worried about: is that if I'm reborn, I'm reborn as a bad person. (I think this is more of a loss of control thing, tho'...)
My "real" Name: Well, my First name (Elizabeth) apparently means, "God is my oath," ironic seeing as I'm agnostic. My middle name apparently means "entangler of men," also ironic because I've never even been hit on in my pathetic little life (I've had my face punched in, but I don't think that's quite the same... but it was still awsome. Endorphines are a life saver). My last name apparently comes out of Hungeria and, before it was mutated into the new world, ment "black".
You know what's weird? All the Elizabeth's that I know of in history have either been like, saints, or sociopathic murderers. There is no in between. The question is, which will I become?
Age: Undisclosed (I'm in permanent denile. It helps that when I look in the mirror I still think I'm 13)
DoB: 29 November (Same birthday as GENJYO SANZO!)
Starsign: Sagatirius (Procrastinators unite! ... Tomorrow.)
Zodiac: Horse
Things I want to do in my life, but never will (I SWEAR TO GOD!!): Arson, grave robbing (I'm not kidding, I've actually wanted to do these things, y'know spontainiously. I was sitting in the S-Bahn once when I suddenly realized, 'damn, I want to set arson.' but I didn't because, y'know, arson isn't exactly GOOD. and I told my mom that I wanted to go grave robbing and she said she'd turn me in cuz it's illigal. I wouldn't have done it anyway.)
I Like: YAOI! Manga, drawing, reading, writing, listening to music.
I Hate: cheaters, liars, drugs, ciggarettes, war, the human race, seeing people being hurt or insulted. Oh, and rampant stupidity, sadly, it's everywhere.
Thing I need most in my Life: MOTIVATION and a SENSE OF PRIORITY (then again, we're all going to die anyway, so what's the point of getting all worked up about everything?).
My Biggest Petpeeve: I'm a person with extreamly high moral standards who trys to see evereything fairly... I forget that other people can't do this and get pissed off over it. (I'm also a little hipocrytical when it comes to it... (shame))
Theme Song(s):(Basically all Madsen songs), Bitch by Meradith Brooks, Du Schreibst Geschichte by Madsen, Girl Anachronism by the Dresden Dolls, Lach Doch Mal by Madsen, Unwell by Matchbox20
Music: Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjiman, Disturbed, Dresden Dolls, Drowning Pool, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Harvey Poe, HIM, Lacuna Coil, Madsen, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nightwish, Oomph!, Placebo, Rammstein, Saltatio Mortis, Sick Puppies, Smile Empty Soul, Sum 41, System of a Down, Three Days Grace and many, many more.
Favorite Actor(s): Bruce Willis, George Cloony, Harrison Ford, Jeff Goldblum, Sean Connery, Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith
Favorite Mangaka: Kazuya Minekura, Hinako Takanaga, Naono Bohra (a MUST for the more advanced yoai fans), Reiichi Hiiro, Suzuki Tsuta
Favorite Manga: Black Lagoon, Bleach, D. Gray Man, Fake, Loveless, Saiyuki, Wild Adapter, Yami no Matsuei, anything with Yaoi
Favorite Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Gankutsuou (FRANZ!), Ghost Hunter, Hellsing, Hunter x Hunter, Le Chevalier D'Eon, Saiyuki (Burial Arc), Sorcerer Stabber Orphen, Soul Eater (w00t!), Trigun (Watched all 26 eps. in 1 day!), Trinity Blood, Yu Yu Hakusho
Favorite Paring(s): I like basically all Yaoi pairings. I also like trying out a lot of different pairings. I'm flexible. I often lean towards the less conventional pairings, which SUCKS. I'm also a big fan of threesomes, just to get that out there.
Favorite Movie(s): anything with Bruce Willis or Will Smith. Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park
Others: Heroes, Indiana Jones, Stargate, The A Team
Quote: I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~Oscar Wilde
LACUNA MIYAMOTO'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS
(the characters with the detailed personalities are actual aspects of my personallity. They build to make up me, which can be really confusing. The bolder personalities are the repressed ones. I'm such a boring person.)
If I had to chose two that I'm most like, than Jair and Darcy. In fact, I refer to my morbid side as "Darcy."
Ryusuke (dragon) Kagutsuchi (a god of fire) : Dragon, silver eyes (no pupils) and (silver) hair, X shaped scar over his heart, thinks with his fists and never asks questions later. Weapon: chain sickle. Realatives: Brother (Ichabod). Ryu sold his soul to the Prince of Darkness for a certian amount of years of immortality (revenge issues). Has a cancerous diesease. Ryu's the representation of the anger and conflict in me, the part of me that always wants to fight when ever some one pisses me off. But he can also be soft, he's not only the anger and conflict, but also the honor, moral, and knowlage that comes from war and fighting, the instinctual knowladge of what's morally right and wrong, even if the line is too blurred to see. Basically, a "Big Brother" figure.
Seth Scarabrough: Exorcist, dark blue navy hair and light blue eyes, wears purple hippie glasses (tiny round ones), is immature and the voice of reason at the same time. Weapon(s): Staff, Incantations, Rites, Talismans, etc, etc. Realatives: Brother. Seth can open doors between worlds every new moon. Nymphomaniac. Seth is the scholar in me,and the spiritual part of me as well as the philosopher in me. He is the one who want's to help everyone, he is the kind who laugh just to see others smile, and in that way, self sacrificing. He never hesitates to help a person in need and hates to see people sad. Oh yeah, and he's my libido...
Kaz Weidenholz (willowwood): a cat demon, short messy orange hair, freckles, one lime green eye. the other one was clawed out by Ryusuke's brother. wears whatever. Weapons: none. Realatives: mother, father. Kaz is loud, tempermental and mean, but he cares about his friends and does everything he can to help them, even if it means going against his own beliefs. He takes care of everyone and can't stand disorder. He will watch viligantly over a wounded friend. Kaz is the 'bitter child that tries to be an adult' part of me, the one that does as much as he can and when it's not enough he gets sad or angry. He's not as independent as he wish he could be. He's tempermentfull and is easily angered because he wants everything to be right, but in the long run he's a faithful friend. He's the younger sibling that is mature enough to stop compeating with his older brother and focuses only on his duties, but forgets to care about himself. He's the perfectionist that has too high of standards for himself.
Jair (my light) Alexander: Vampire, long black hair to knees, tied back into a thin pony-tail. Wears whatever. Weapons: Spanish Rapier. Realatives: brother (Darcy). Jair is calm, collected, and almost never talks. when he does it's slow and clear. Is a doctor that is often called to villages. Jair it the quiet, motherly side of me the side that always want's to care for others and always knows what needs to be done. He is also the depressive side of me that, even though dark, is still benevolent. He is very withdrawn and won't mix himself into a conversation unless he's directly spoken to. He doesn't want to be an inconveniance so he let's everything just come as it is and doesn't try to greatly influence anything.
Darcy (dark one) Alexander: Vampire, short messy hazel brown hair. wears anything. likes it flashy. Basically the opposite of Jair. He's maniacal and is overjoyed at the sight of anything morbid, bloody or generally disturbing. He also is hard core Masochistic. Wouldn't really be considered a nice person, but calm and (relativelly) coherent most of the time. Sardonic and rude, he lives for himself. The part of me that, in the last few months, has dominated my mind. The part of me that giggles at the sight of blood and fantisizes about people ripping someones heart out with their teeth. He is also a loner and an enigma. His actions follow is own sense of logic that most people don't understand, and he doesn't care. He sees the world differently then others and doesn't care if anyone else understands it or not. He doesn't try to justify himself. He oftens leaves sentences unfinished and gives no warnings to what he'll do next. Also very sarcastic.
Ichabod (departed glory)Short silver hair and black eyes. Ryusuke's brother. He lost his mind on a journey, the reason for which has never been found out. He is particularly partial to physical and psychological tortoure, especially of those Ryu meets. He often hires mercenaries and assassins to attack and wound Ryu and his friends, but when they do, Ichabod turns on them in a rage and kills them, as if angry that they would dare hurt his brother. Ichabod is a very small, sick, perverted, twisted part of me. he's a sociopath and likes to inflict as well as feel pain. He enjoys seeing blood and death. He doesn't see that what he's doing as bad and he feels no pity or sympathy. He also is the justice in me, the divine retrobution, the kind that laughs when someone who's been antagonizing a wild animal get his head ripped off.
Leo Solaris: Dark red hair and orange eyes. A gypsy. Seth's brother. Leo is a fun loving person with a slight tick in his neck. He is very trusting, almost dangerously so, but always seems to be able to know when someone's being honest or not. Leo is the part of me who want's to trust easiy. He's the empathatic part of me (which is really strong), and he can read people with frightening accuracy. He is almost never afraid of what could happen, because he know's that no matter what happens, something WILL happen. He put's his faith in the world and people around him, and in the universe to take care of him as need be.
LACUNA MIYAMOTO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
WARNING: DUE TO THE TRAVISTY OF A CREATIVE DEPRESSION, DO NOT EXPECT ANY NEW STORIES ANYTIME SOON! I APOLOGIZE DEEPLY!
(Possible) Upcomings:
Something to do with Bleach
Something to do with FMA
Something to do with Gundam Wing
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LACUNA MIYAMOTO ATTEMPTS HUMOR
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: Any idea how to drive this thing?
Somewhere inside me there's a skinny women screaming to get out. I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
Lying causes death in small children. ~Me
Silly rabbit, tricks are for lying, deciving bastards! ~Me
You know that you're obbessed with Gundam Wing when you slap people for blasphamy because they tell you "hero" isn't spelled with two "e"s ~Me
Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.~ Fight Club
How did we get into this conversation? We're talking about the sexuall prefrences of a lamp. ~Me (yes, I actually did argue with my brother about which gender a lamp would rape)
Me: Don't go into the tall grass! My Mom: Why? Me: The raptors... Mom: I wish I had your worries.
Embrace the total dork in yourself; life's too short to be cool.
I felt like destroying something beautiful. ~Fight Club
Tyler sold his soap to department stores at 20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. ~Fight Club
I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and IT UPSETS ME! ~Lake Placid
Remember... Pillage first. THEN burn.~bumpersticker
I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.
It's all fun and games until someone is sacrificed to Satan.
Remember, you can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
So there I was, spittin' on my goldfish, tryin' to keep it alive...
One time, you died and I became a Mexican. ~one of my favorites
"Cheer up, things could get worse..." so we cheered up and, sure enough, things got worse.
The class room, the sacred, pure class room... It's white. And wet. And sticky...~ a traumatized Iruka in a particularlly funny, if not extremly smutty Irukashi doujinshi
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. ~the story of many sad lives (including mine).
That went so far over my head, I'm getting frequent flyer miles. ~Me
Don't tell me we're being threatened by a yucca invasion. Mine are fairly placid. ~The Swarm Pg. 167 (a yucca is a type of plant.)
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ~Douglas Adams
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal.
I am so unbelievably awsome that it doesn't even matter that everyone else thinks I'm a total loser. ~Me
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero~Fight Club.
Some people are only alive because it's illigal to kill them.
Oho! They say I am not motivated, but they fail to realize, if I were motivated, there would be no force on this planet that could ever hope to stop me.~Me
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
If I woke up looking like that, I'd run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
I have an idea! An Idea, so great, that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about!
I... I... I am going to call you a very mean word in a minute.~Me
Sorry, that was a sudden attack of asanine behavior on my part.~Me
That was so awsome, I'm gonna have to invent a word for it. ~Me
Necrotic. It's kinda like neurotic... except you're dead.~Me (1.4.08/ found out today that a bone in my hand is necrotic and they gotta operate. Pretty sick april fool's huh? Anyway, that was my reaction to it.)
Me: I'm gonna go make some bread. Mom: ...Pitt. Me: Brad! Not bread! Wait, shit!
What happened to the birds? The animals? I can't hear any fish! ~Rurouni Kenshin blooper
You're gonna regret being that sarcastic when I'm bathing in the blood of my victims. ~Me
Mom: Say something nice to me. Me: I'm hungry. Mom: You're supposed to say something nice! Me: You're a very good cook.
I don't jump out and scare you. I follow you around all day. I only got about an hour and a half of work around here, and the rest of the time I track you, like an animal. ~ Janitor (Scrubs)
Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'. ~Dr. Cox
In vinculis etiam audax
Trans.: In chains, yet still bold (free).
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