Carojen
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since: 05-29-06, id: 1055932, Profile Updated: 07-17-11
country: Sweden
Author has written 3 stories for Great Gatsby, and Harry Potter.

Gud som haver barnen kär,
se till mig som liten är.
Vart jag mig i världen vänder
står min lycka i Guds händer.
Lyckan kommer, lyckan går,
den Gud älskar, lyckan får.

God who holds the children dear,
see to little me who's here.
Wherever in the world I stand
my fortune lies in His own hand.
Fortune comes and fortune leaves,
loved by God , fortune receives.

Funny quotes:

(About winged horses) http://community.livejournal.com/hp_essays/247552.html#cutid1

- "Yes children, the rare invisible black Pegasus must be Disillusioned regularly, so nobody sees him."


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.


1. That Pottergirl » reviews
AU The Potters did not have a son, but a daughter. Parts of the Wizarding World are hesitant to see a girl as their saviour, and there is still the prophecy to consider. A slightly different tale begins. Alternate Universe. Slowpaced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-20-10 - Published: 3-11-09 - Harry P.
2. Less known » reviews
Small glimpses from the magical world with its history, culture and prejudices. Ongoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Poppy P. & Augusta L.
3. Truth reviews
The unutterable fact
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-08 - Complete