Let's Do This Thing!

Age: 18

Birthday: Sept. 22, 1989

Sex: Only if you look like Vincent. Kidding. I am of the fairer gender.

Height: 5'11

Current Obsession(s): So many. Too many to actually list, so get lost.

Pairings I Like:

Yamamoto/Gokudera - Yamamoto is just like... so adorable, and Gokudera is all spazzy, and the fact that I have read so much NC-17 stuff in the past hour and a half does help. SO MUCH DOUJIN.

Albus Severus/Scorpius - It's like... Draco/Harry, but you can actually make them like each other, and not have it be -OMGINSTEADOFHATINGTHISPERSONILOVETHEM-. Plus there is a lot of smut for it.

Teddy/James - There is no real reason for this, save for the fact that it is EXTREME love.

Draco/Harry - I will never acknowledge that epilogue of Harry Potter (except for maybe for AS/S and T/J) and no one can make me. Therefore, I am right, and you are wrong (unless of course you agree with me, for which all of you should). It was a craptastic way to end something like Harry Potter. One more thing about this pairing: Daniel Radcliffe does not equal Harry Potter in my mind.

Doumeki/Watanuki - Watanuki is always spazzing at Doumeki, and he is always saving his ass. And seriously? Who stands around for ten hours holding a ribbon for someone they dont love?

Watanuki/Yuko - I absolutely love the way she treats him. It's like... this mixture of evil and love all in one.

Kurogane/Fai - Dude. I mean... Dude? Fai can only drink his blood, and Kurogane totally likes it. :P Plus Fai is a lying little... And Kurotan is all... DUDE! Just talking about this makes me happy.

Hitsugaya/Matsumoto - Matsu is like the hottest thing since... I dont even know! And Hitsu is pretty much adorable. And if Hinamori gets him... I will like... Kick things.

Axel/Roxas - I think it's mostly because it could be plausible, and also because of the pretty. :)

Byakuya/Renji - It's because Bya is all cool and calm, and Renji is a bit of a spaz. (Bya for seme!:P)

Haruka/Kantarou - Yay! For Kantarou being controlling during sex, even though he's uke. (It's pretty much CANON!) :)

Sirius/Remus - They both transform into Canine like animals, plus (I refuse to believe that Sirius looks anything like Gary Oldman, nor Remus with his actor) they're both hawt!

Shigure/Hatori - I don't think I really have a reason for this one, beside incest.

Shigure/Akito - It's a pairing full of angsty goodness. I mean, come on! He slept with her mom! And the family thinks she a boy! Mua ha ha ha!

Hatori/Mayu - The bookstore scene is all that I have to say on this one.

Nana K./Yasu - I was so disappointed when it turned out that Nobu loved her, because I think they really would have been adorable together.

Shikamaru/Ino - They just belong. My mind makes them. And if he ends up with Temari, I will scream my head off forever. And probably cry, just a little.

Sasuke/Naruto - Jeez, they moved from my not liking list to my liking list. It was kinda frightful. But this one story made me do it. So yeah... And the doujin is so pretty.

Mitsuru/Mahiru - Cause he's an SOB, and she's so adorable sometimes. And then when they're around eachother it's like... Holy cow, the cute. And in Vol. 2, when that stuff happened, I pretty much screamed. Cause it was just so... perfect.

Sasuke/Sakura - Cause I pretty much cried when that thing happened, where she was all sad, and screaming, and then he was all... "Sakura?" and she was like... "Sasuke-kun!?" And heres me crying my eyes out cause I totally thought he was and when he actually wasnt, I was so happy.

L/Misa - I didn't realize how much better I like her with L rather than with Light. She just... seems like she'd be a less annoying person to be around. But yes! I do like them together.

L/Light - That's right. You read correctly. Now if you really need to go back and read it a few more times... It makes me laugh. Anyways. I like them together for the plain cuteness (mostly L)... and slight horribleness (mostly Light) in their fantastically cute relationship.

Vincent/Yuffie - They're just so cute. I love how during the 'Reminiscence of FF7' on the Advent Children disc, Vincent phones Cloud and gives him a message from Yuffie, and then asks if he can pass a message on to her from him. "Tell her this is my phone and she has no right to call it." So cute... :D Oh! And in DOC when she's like: "Imagine that. Me saving the great Vincent Valentine! Do I get any thanks?" and he's like: "Thanks... Yuffie." and she gets all awkward... I loved it.

Squall/Yuffie - I love them in Kingdom Hearts 2 when in that one part he's like... looking at her, and she smiles. I pretty much fainted.

Reno/Yuffie - I don't know why, it's just how life made my brain. I just like them. They seem like they'd be really adorable together, but only sometimes, and when it's well written.

Cloud/Tifa - Simply because she’s the only one who can put up with him. :P I like Aeris better though.

Marlene/Denzel - Come on, they're cute! But only when they’re older. I have my morals. :P

Zack/Aeris - Oh come on! That whole thing at the end of Advent Children was so cute, I pretty much like... screamed. They are just meant to be.

Pairings I Don’t Like:

Hitsugaya/Hinamori - She seems really dumb, and followerish to me, and the fact that even after Aizen almost killed her and her friends, she still all like... "Don't kill him."

Shikamaru/ Temari - She's such a witch! Who tells you not to be upset when you nearly killed your best friend?! And when Gaara was killing all the people, she was just smiling. Like it was funny!

Light/Misa - He turns her into a horrible person, and when shes around him, I want to stab her violently in the eye several times with a dull knife. A very dull knife.

Vincent/Lucrecia - She's married to Hojo, she's an evil bitch, and I hate her. That's just the way it is.

Vincent/Tifa - She loves Cloud, and he loves Yuffie (In my mind.) so it would never work out between them.

Vincent/Shelke - She's like ten! Well... physically. And even if we put them both at their right ages, she's 19 and he’s like... 57 or so. Not right at all. Plus she's like... ten.

Sephiroth/Aeris - They're both dead, and if they weren’t both dead, he killed her so she'd still be dead.

Cloud/Aeris- She's dead. Let's leave it there shall we?

Yuffie/Cid - Pedophile...

Yuffie/Barret- See above.

Silly Little Note: I know I sound like I hate Aeris or something, but I actually don't. It's just that I don't like when people bring her back to life unrealistically. Hence my insistent "She's dead" comments. I actually do like her, I just think she should stay dead. And I have a reason for this! Because she belongs with Zack. I just think they are perfect together. So yeah.

(Non)Story Updates: Ha. They're all gone, so is there even a point to this section anymore?

I'm pretty much done now, so Ciao.

-Something Wicked This Way Comes-