| TheWindAlchemist |
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto. (From Kisame's Corner) If you think Evil is always sexy if it's Madara, Copy and Paste this into your profile. http://youtube.com/profile?user=furubafreak01 My YouTube. http://furubafreak01.deviantart.com/ My DeviantART. I'm TheWindAlchemist. Author, Artist, Collector, Student. I aim to repopulate the DeiHina fanfiction archive. I like anime, manga, drawing, and other things. If you'd like to know more, PM me! I love getting mail! :B Behold; I have compiled all the old Copy&Paste statements into a paragraph! I, (Insert Name Here), have/has/had/is/am: run into a door, an insane best friend, pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa, tripped on my own feet, never tried marijuana, drugs, and smoking, a mad laughing fit for no reason, times when I annoyed people just for the heck of it, copied and pasted something to my profile before, asked a really stupid and obvious question, been so obsessed over something that now everyone is scared of me because of its effects, believe in God, looked in other people's profiles to find more things to Copy and Paste, like chocolate, a true friend, not concerned about being popular or fitting in, forgotton what I was talking about in a conversation, admitted that I am weird and like it, against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. and people who kill animals for their fur and don't use the meat, loves the rain, think that being unique is cooler than being cool, never did and never will watch Laguna Beach, The OC, and The Hills, and proud of it, loves dogs, weird and proud of it, hate those annoying chain letters on YouTube or Email, think that those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, believes the government should make Levees, not wars, would laugh if Ambercrombie & Fitch or Hollister wasn't cool anymore, against animal cruelty, ran into a tree, tripped down the stairs, knows someone who should be run over by a bus, and avoids teen fads and doesn't live life according to others. Naruto Related Copy&Paste I, (Insert Name Here), can spout a random Naruto quote on command, believe that Hidan will return, and find the following Akatsukicons smart and funny: Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =0_o= Hidan o.o Pein o:o To make you feel silly: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did (Edited profile 6/20/09 | |||||||
1. Rich Girl » reviewsDeidara is perplexed about his feelings for the girl next door. She's spoiled, pampered, and totally ignorant to how real life works. Why does he like her so much? DeiHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,080 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Deidara & Hinata H.2. Punctual » reviewsYou know, he began, Why don't you write me a paragraph describing how my kiss felt on your lips. DeiHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,142 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Deidara & Hinata H. - Complete3. Its A Vampire Thing » reviewsThe Akatsuki are a group of feared vampires.Hinata,clinging to her last breath,begs one of them to take her with him after slaughtering her entire family. He agrees. DeiHina. .:Epilogue:.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,569 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 5-8-09 - Published: 10-2-08 - Deidara & Hinata H. - Complete4. Kisame's Corner » reviewsKISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,415 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 5-22-07 - Kisame H.5. Kiss Me Better reviewsDeidara... my finger got cut! 'Here, let me kiss it better then...' DeiHina OneShotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-29-08 - Deidara & Hinata H. - Complete6. Obsession » reviewsHinata Hyuga and Gaara are best friends.They're both obsessed with Anime and Manga,currently worshipping the organization,Akatsuki.What happens when Hinata finds a real-life Akatsuki organization?But wait..Akatsuki's a Cosplay group?DeiHinaGaa.Ch.15 up!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,555 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 4-11-08 - Hinata H. & Gaara - Complete7. Hurt » reviewsIf you're killed by your best friend, how can you fall in love with them afterward? DeiHinaSasoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,353 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 2-29-08 - Hinata H. & Deidara - Complete8. Akatsuki: The Claire Witch Project » reviewsPein and Konan take up parenting, trying to raise their new adopted memberchild: Claire. Awww... Isn't she the cutest little hellraiser? Chapter 3 up!BTW NEW TITLENaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 9-10-079. Yet To Be Titled » reviewsShe always wondered why her own brother didn't look like everyone else in the family... DeiHinaSaso Neji. EPILOGUE EPILOGE EPILOGUE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,895 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 1-7-08 - Hinata H. & Sasori - Complete10. Akatsuki: Rise of the Shniz » reviewsYou've Seen Kisame's First Days, You've seen Tobi Attack the world with clones, but now, a NEW member of Akatsuki has arrived, Shniz! The new new guy of Akatsuki!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUENaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,530 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 5-10-0711. Fairy Tale » reviewsA royal Christmas Party, a missed childhood friend, runaway princes, tomboyish princesses, love at second sight, a prince charming... PeinKonan DeiHina HIATUSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 11-30-07 - Pein & Konan12. Childhood Memories 2 » reviewsYou're planning to propose,huh?Good.I'll be sure to make it a living hell.'Deidara plans to propose to Hinata,but there's this new guy in his way.Who is he? And will Hidan get permission to marry Ino? DeiHina HidanIno PeinKonan. EXTRA! EXTRA!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,624 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 10-18-07 - Deidara & Hinata H. - Complete13. An Akatsuki Christmas Carol reviewsPein, The Leader of Akatsuki, learns the true meaning of Christmas after being visited by the three great Sanin of Christmas Past, present, and Future. There are little specs of PeinKonan and DeiHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-07 - Pein - Complete14. Childhood Memories » reviewsHinata lives with Deidara and Ino while her whole family's out on vacation for 3 weeks. DeiHina and... Ino's Dei's lil sis. EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,281 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 6-22-07 - Deidara & Hinata H. - Complete15. Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi » reviewsTOBI CLONES HIMSELF AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THEIR HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE all commente and questions for Kisame's Corner will be answered in the fll fanfic. ttylNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,440 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 2-20-07 - Complete16. The REAL Reason Light Yagami Found The Death Note reviewsYes, I know Light Yagami's in Death note, not Naruto, but If you read, it'll all make sense. Sorta. Well, Akatsuki's involved. WARNING: Will get you confused. REALLY CONFUSED.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-29-07 - Deidara - Complete17. Kisame's First few days at Akatsuki » reviewsKISAME FIRST ENTERING AKATSUKI! COMPLETE! CHAPTER 27: BLOOPERS! BTW: My new Story Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi is here. Check it out!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 1-24-07 - Kisame H. - Complete18. Gaara's cookie problem reviewsA GaaHina story with the funny charm of TheWindAlchemistNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-3-07 - Gaara & Hinata H. - Complete19. Itachi Goes to a Chinese restaurant reviewsItachi and a fortune cookie.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-30-07 - Itachi U. - Complete