I USED TO BE PHANTOMOFTHEBASKET!

Welcome to my new and improved (and not so long) profile page!

Hello. Yes, I changed my profile name, in case you were wondering who this "UbiquitousPhantom" person was. Yep, that's me. Well, I changed my username because "Phantomofthebasket" was kind of getting old... and boring. And repetative. Especially seeing as I used it for just about everything.

Ubiquitous; (yoo-bik-wi-tuhs)--Adjective. Existing or being everywhere, at the same time; omnipresent.
Phantom; (fan-tuh-m)--Noun. An apparition or spector.

Yep. I'm everywhere. Even behind you. Haha. I bet you just looked behind you, you loser. =P

Anyone who can guess what my icon is referring to, get a FREE virtual cookie and a plushie of your choice! Just PM me!

Name: Ahh, call me Miranda.
Age: A teenager.
Hair Color: Blonde.
Eye Color: Hazel, I guess.
Location: Didn't you read my username? I'm everywhere. Duh.

Ahh, let's see...

Favorite Movie: Fight Club. Go watch it. In all seriousness.
Favorite Cartoon: Ehrmm... Looney Tunes.
Favorite TV Show: Scrubs.
Favorite Sport: Soccer.
Favorite Book: Abarat by Clive Barker.
Favorite Anime: Gantz or Berserk. Even though their endings both SUCKED.
Favorite Manga: Saiyuki.
Favorite Color: Orange.
Favorite Animal: Snow tiger.

My OTP (One True Pairing): Dramione. DMxHG. Draco/Hermione. Whatever you want to call it. In all seriousness, this is most definitely probably the best pairing in the world. I was sooo mad JK Rowling didn't make them end up together. They're MADE to be with each other! (Goes on mini-rant) Anyhoo, this is my OTP and is probably going to be the only thing I write for quite a while. if you love Dramione as much as I do, you're my best friend.

Something I'd reccommend to ANYONE who likes (maybe even dislikes) Harry Potter:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C76BE906C9D83A3A
That's the list for it.
In all seriousness, go watch that. It is perhaps the most funny thing I have ever watched. It's a Harry Potter musical fans of the series made. VERY well done. Very funny. Costumes, accents, everything. Voldemort tends to be the favorite out of people (coughgirlscough), and there's a bit of everything. My favorite line?

"How do you propose you get my Death Eaters into your little daycare center? And don't--(laughs)--and don't suggest a giant slide. Or a trampoline... because we've already tried those." (As voice fades)

Once you watch it, you'll understand why I said that, but my God. I'm not joking. If you need a good laugh. PLEASE go there. You will not be disappointed.

If you like Musicals...
If you like musicals, and lots of gore and goth-like stuff, check out Repo! The Genetic Opera. It's absolutely amazing. Very catchy songs, LOTS of gore and some interesting actors including Anthony Head. Really. Go and watch it. And then if you do, PM me and tell me if you liked it or not. I'm always up for talking about things I like. XD

Something that made me laugh...

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Put this into your profile if you never realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet Song have the same tune.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, put this in your profile.

If you’ve ever copied and pasted something into your profile, then copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a klutz. I mean, a MAJOR klutz. As in, I trip over things that aren't there, I fall when I run, and I accidently drop quite a few things. If you're a klutz too, then copy and paste this onto your profile (but don't trip!) to fill the world with us unbalanced people!

And that's it. Hope you enjoyed my new and improved (and much shorter) profile.

-UbiquitousPhantom-

Ahh, one last thing. My flame policy, for all who care:

Flames will be used to make peanut butter and chocolate s'mores for (enter name(s) of person/people in story). So, if you'd like to be useful buy them things for s'mores so I won't have to use all of my babysitting money to do so.