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Author has written 6 stories for Card Captor Sakura, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Bible, Matrix, and Harry Potter. Crack-filled trainwrecks I've hopped: Timecest, ZADR, DADR, Elricest, StYle, KuroFai, HR/SB, FP/AD, Wincest, Stanley/Zero, Mac/Bloo, RoyEd, Haseo/'Tri-Edge', Chazz/Jimmy, Renton rape, Dogen/Raz (LM style, bitches), KimShego, Carl/C2, Tak/Gaz. I will spork your Sue like (I'm hoping) there's no tomorrow. :B Sometimes I favourite fics that are so bad they make me laugh until my eyeballs hurt. You know who you are. :D | |||||||||
1. The Holodeck Monster that Could Destroy the Ship reviewsSequel to The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly. Crewman 574, in an attempt to come to terms with his crippling fear of being expendable, creates a horrible invincable monster with the power to take over the ship.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-062. The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly » reviewsCaptain’s Log, stardate… uh… stardate… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can’t help feeling suspicious… I think it was a timetraveling cheese sandwich! And that is how it began. Read at your own risk!StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-7-06 - Picard, J.3. In the Beginning there was Boredom » reviewsBut there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-7-064. The Adventures of MarySue: Mary Goes to Hogwarts reviews[warning: may induce internal hemoraging] Once upon a time there was a girl named MarySue EbonyStarlight who lived in England. Mary had long luxurious iridescent hair and shimmering golden eyes that changed colour depending on the weather in Japan... resuHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-7-065. Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood reviewsWhat would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood show? Eh... weird? PG for puppetviolenceMatrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-7-06 - Smith, A. - Complete6. The Bishonen PhenomenaResubmitted A crazy fan decides to turn Syaoran into a Bishonen chaos insues! They must embark on a journey to find the PlotSword and save Syaoran from certain girlyness. Xovers: Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, YuGiOh, Tales of Symphonia, Homestar RunCard Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Published: 6-7-06 - Syaoran L.
