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Author has written 13 stories for Les Miserables, Fullmetal Alchemist, Maximum Ride, Naruto, Halo, Death Note, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, and Ranger's Apprentice. This profile thing is getting on my nerves. I go to add something and the entire profile is jumbled. I guess I'll have to start over. Here's some information about me: I DO NOT TAKE CRITICISM WELL, SO I MAY OVERREACT TO ONE OF YOUR REVIEWS. I AM SORRY Name: not important Age: Why I never-! slap Gender: This one I'll give you... female, girl, chick, take your pick Favorite Books: If I can understand it, it'll be one of my favorites (Right now they're Les Miserables and Full Metal Alchemist) Favorite Movies: Fullmetal Alchemist: Conquerer of Shamballa Okay, right about now I'd do some quotes, but there aren't really many... "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable, but that, my dear children, is canibalism, and is frowned upon in many societies." ~Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory~ "Come in, quickly quickly...Oh! Not that quickly! I'm afraid you'll trip over the welcome mat and decapitate yourselves." ~Aunt Josephine, Series of Unfortunate Events~ "If I had to kill every stupid person in the world, there'd be no time to sleep." ~Alanna, In the Hand of the Goddess (right?)~ "Bunnies ate my brain" ~i dunno~ "Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." ~Foaly, Artemis Fowl, Book One~ "Hey Kitty, if you had the choice to save all your manga, or your computer, from falling off a cliff? Which would you choose?" My friend... I responded, "I'd jump off the cliff." Dead serious, too. I enjoy reading manga and seeing broadway shows, and if it weren't for those damn high prices, I'd buy the broadway kids first album. My dream is to someday go to Otakon..but mah parental units won't let me...T.T My favorite manga/book characters are: Uchiha Sasuke (Naruto) Hatake Kakashi (Naruto) Inuzuka Kiba (Naruto) Hyuuga Neji (Naruto) Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist) Jean Havoc (Full Metal Alchemist) Winry Rockbell (Full Metal Alchemist) Gavroche (Les Miserables) Javert (Les Miserables) Jean ValJean (Les Miserables) Iggy (Maximum Ride) Philip (real life) Artemis Fowl II (Artemis Fowl) Okay, I don't have all that much more to say other than I love Macs and Linux and whatever my brother Treeboy47315 (his FF screenname) says is untrue! I never stuffed him in a bowling bag! Though I did accidentally hit him with a golf club. I guess I need to work on my swing. I'm currently going to school in America, but I'm known to my famiy as a JAP. Not Japanese, but a JAP. I'm known as a Jewish American Princess. Well, I am spoiled, but I don't like being rude and I try to be polite as possible. I use my father's laptop a lot. When he asks if he can have it back (which is at least once a day) I wait around until I can get it back. It's not my fault, though! My computer doesn't have a Word Processor or NotePad or anything! I can't type my stories anywhere else! My buddies on fanfiction are rare, because I generally talk for a couple of times and then never speak to them again. Oh well, they are: Darth Gilthoron (My mom found out I was talking to him and friendship was terminated. My mom, the Terminator.) Great Beaver (I haven't talked to her in a little bit, but I'm trying to get to her) Sometimes I have stuff from a long time ago. Stories and authors. I have been through many obsessions in my short 13 year life span. 1) Harry Potter (who goes without an obsession for that?) 2) Narnia (just look at my e mail address) 3) Naruto (my brother had never even heard of it before) 4) Les Miserables (nobody had seen it so I couldn't talk to anybody about it, which I would have, trust me. They would've been so annoyed... heh heh ) 5) Full Metal Alchemist (kinda flared up after my obsession for Les Mis was cut short. Besides, my friends are also obsessed, so that helps.) 6.) Pirates of the Caribbean ("I've got a jar of diirt, I've got a jar of- woop! thump, thump Still got it! hold up jar") 7.) Phantom of the Opera (one night stand... saw it for the first time on a stage...poor Phantom...) 8.) Maximum Ride 9.) Death Note 10.) Artemis Fowl Series I have had crushes on a few characters and actors: Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe (old)) Edmund Pevensie (Skandar Keynes (old)) Gavroche (Stephen Scarpulla (recently got over them) Iggy L, Eru, Ryuuzaki from anime, I have to list them: Uchiha Sasuke Hatake Kakashi Hyuuga Neji (before I even knew who he was) Edward Elric Alphonse Elric (out of his suit of armor) Roy Mustang Jean Havoc Artemis Fowl II (Eoin had better not make him evil again!) Thanks for reading my profile! P.S. I was helping the bunny gain world domination, but I lost him. If anybody has him, please PM me and let him make a home in my profile...thanx! I am recently a huge Maximum Ride fan... btw, I change obsessions quickly, so be on the ware. Heh... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemaniac122893, Ham-Kelly, DolphinAngel, Elric 24, Havoc's Honey (me), For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I usually don't finish many stories, but I try. If you'd like to give me any ideas for any of my stories, it would be greatly appreciated. I can also beta for your story if you'd like, but I may miss one or two little details. Hopefully not. So, I hope you've enjoyed my profile! HH out | |||||
1. Amour » reviewsYoung Hannibal is still killing, but he finds one couple has a daughter. Her cheeks aren't plump, so he chooses to take her hostage, hoping to make a pretty penny. She knows him, but from where? HannibalxOC Hopefully well written Advice, please!Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 1-23-092. Green reviewsOh, Will, you've forgotten to wear green on the most important holiday in the Ridgelands!Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete3. Will's Death and Halt's Solution reviewsWill is dead, and Halt can't seem to shake the nightmares. What is his solution? Rated T for gore-ish. Mention of intestines.Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-10-09 - Complete4. Goggles reviewsA one-shot about how Matt got his goggles. Matt and Mello FRIENDSHIP because there aren't enought of those out here. Sorry if my grammer is bad, just woke up...Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-5-08 - Matt - Complete5. Letters to the Naruto Cast » reviewsJust send a review to any Naruto character, and they'll give you a reply! Anybody at all! Though, I'm not that good at the Akatsuki, I'll try...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 3-2-086. Otaku Wars » reviewsA random otaku is left in th eHalo world and must learn about the gruesome world of war when she's forced to undergo Spartan training, with all the stops. Will she rise, or fall? MCxOC. Flames are welcome, I'll just laugh.Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-2-087. History Partners reviewsJean and Gina are stuck together, and Gina has to deal with it. Please help me with my dillemmas!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-07 - Jean H.8. The Story Without a Title » reviewsabandonedNo title Ed and Al are reincarnated into our time. Why hasn't time passed in Amestris? Something got messed up with the underlining, sorry... I might add more later, I just need ideas Help?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 3-25-07 - Alphonse E. & Edward E.9. Memoirs of a Mutant » reviewsOkay, it's an OC, so no likie, turn away. Please, I only wish for you to give it a chance. Fluke the Eraseravian finds the Flock in hope of acceptance. Oh, and she's a rabid Iggy fangirl. Things might get a little ugly. Flames welcome, but I reply nastilyMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 6-28-0710. Letters » reviewsGavroche is writing to Cosette from the grave! His handwriting is simply atrocious!Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 3-23-07 - Cosette11. Ferret Freak »He said he loved her. He meant it. Now he's gone. It's all her fault. Damn him. Damn him to hell. HavocXOC. Flames will be stored to warm my house this winter. Not that we'll need it, it's already warm enough outside. DAMN SCHOOL!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,374 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 8-25-07 - Jean H.12. Adventures With Jean » reviewsWell, this girl named Ria has to visit Jean. Unfortunately, she doesn't know anything...about alchemy OR firearms. Well, a little about alchemy. She basically meets every character in the show. Oh, and her brother is a cat...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Jean H.13. Funny Fight Scene reviewsMy cousin made this to show my brother what a funny fight scene would look like. I didn't make it, but my cousin doesn't have an account, and asked me to put it up for him. Give it a chance?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-07 - Complete
