Hey-Ho! This is Mew Baka Jemmy-Jem speaking here! The Mew Bakas account has two very idiots with overly active imaginations that actually have an education and can write in complete descriptive sentences! WAAI! Now I hope that it is pretty obvious that there are two people on this account. It makes no sense at all for one person to have a Pen Name in plural!

Well anyways as I had said this is Mew Baka Jem speaking. I'm the younger of the two Mew Bakas at 13 years old. My fellow Mew Baka, Alex, is one year older than me, sadly, but that does not stop the two of us from saying we are twins. WE ARE HIKARU AND KAORU! ONE YEAR MEANS NOTHING TO TWINS AT HEART! -cough-

As I was saying, we are just two idiots that like to write fanfics. Sadly being the idiots we are we start a story and then get bored of it and drop it and just let our few fans hate us for the rest of their otaku lives. I (no offence Alexy-Neechan-Hikaru) am I bit more active with my stories, but I'm only really keeping up with my newest one, Mattoid: Simply SemiInsane a OHSHC fanfic. I'm totally obsessed with Ouran at the moment so all other fanfic are being neglected. Wells thats abouts its for nows! Hope you check out some of our awesome fanfics and leave us wonderful reviews! We love reviews. :3

Stories in Progress

Second Generation: The Journey Begins Jem's Story
Status = Neglected
Harry Potter

Materia Mishap Jem's Story
Status = Neglected
Final Fantasy VII

Anime Kafe! Alex's Story
Anime Crossovers

Tsunade's Mean Idea Jem's Story
Status = Neglected
Naruto

Tokyo High Boarding School for the Gifted Jem's Story
Status = Neglected... Might not work on again... Might rewrite completely
Tokyo Mew Mew

Mattoid: Simply SemiInsane Jem's Story
Status = ... two words... brain fart >.>
Ouran High School Host Club

The Paopu Fruit Crisis! Alex's Story
Kingdom Hearts

A psychotic story reviews Alex's Story
Naruto

The Wizard Of Neko Tokyo Alex's Story
Tokyo Mew Mew

The Adventures of Aya and Gurenee Alex's Story
Fruits Basket

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1. Mattoid: Simply SemiInsane » reviews

A friend of the twin’s mom died and her daughter has nowhere to go. So the twin’s mom decides to give her a place to stay! Thing is the girl is American and she is going to have to go to Ouran for school. Full Summary in 1st Chapter

Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,870 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 3-10-07

2. Second Generation: The Jouney Begins reviews

[Major DH spoilers] Albus was hoping for a quiet normal first year at Hogwarts. Just doing what he was told and fitting in. Normal isn't something that happens to Potters. Even if James and Rose weren't there his life would still be crazy!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-19-07

3. The Adventures of Aya and Gurenee reviews

What happens when Aya's house burns down due to a tragic cooking accident? He has to find a new place to live of course! What better place than Gurenee's house? Due to have future chappie's involving DDR masters and singing in the rain.

Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-20-07

4. The Paopu Fruit Crisis! » reviews

What Happens when Kairi, Sora, and Riku decide to join a dating game where Paopu fruit is shared by blindfolded strangers at random? Will fate be on their side, Or will it twist more than a rubber band in yoga?

Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 2-27-07

5. Materia Mishap » reviews

When Yuffie finds a materia that turns her into a dog she sets off to turn herself back, with the help of Vincent and Reno. Little do they know that one materia mishap is just the beginning of something much more. [Yuffentine or Reffie] Readers Decide

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 9-22-06

6. Anime Kafe! »

What happens when 2 psychos get together the most wack characters in anime? The world ends! Come to the Anime Kafe where it's likely to see Sasuke dress in drag, a perv society form, and even Reno singing about when the best things happen. So Bon apetite!

Anime X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-5-06

7. Tsunade's Mean Idea » reviews

Neji brought his misson home by accident and trashed the Hyuga home. Now the Hyuga's are in need of a place to stay while the repairs are being done. Tsunade sends Hinata to stay with Naruto! Tsunade plans to make Hinata bolder around Naruto. [NaruHina]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 8-2-06

8. Tokyo High Boarding School for the Gifted » reviews

The aliens, Kish, Pai, and Taruto, are sent to a boarding school on Earth by Deep Blue to learn more about their enemy. To bad for them 5 high school girls from their school make a stand! KxI RxR PxT ZxP R&R

Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 6-19-06

9. The Wizard Of Neko Tokyo » reviews

A Spin off of the Wizard of Oz Tokyo mew mew style! Watch as Ichigo and Alto wander through NekoTokyo and meet some strange characters along the way! If there is romance, It'll be KishXIchigo, PaiXZakuro, PuddingXTart

Tokyo Mew Mew - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-13-06