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since: 06-04-06, id: 1060544, Profile Updated: 01-20-08
country: Australia
Author has written 9 stories for Dragonlance, Neverwinter Nights, Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Dragon Age.

This is the link to a drawing I've done of my character Anya from a Dragonlance fanfiction I'm doing. Anya

I've also drawn my NWN2 character; Kiara, she's a rogue duelist.

Umm, I guess I could start by saying my name's Caity, and I"m human. I'll give you a clue as to what my age is, it's somewhere in between thirteen and twenty hundred.

I love the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, my favorite characters being Spike and Andrew for obvious reasons if anyones seen Buffy, Supernatural, Heroes, and I love the movie Transformers and Without a Paddle.

I hate cliché pop, and my favorite bands are Linkin Park, 3 Days Grace and The Cat Empire. Three very different bands. The Cat Empire really isn't my style of music but, hey, I can't help but love them. They're so different and have the most catchy songs. Linkin Park I love for their awsome songs and I love their lyrics, and same with 3 Days Grace. Granted they're depressing, but they're the well written type of depressing. Okay, now I'm rambling about stuff that nobody really cares about. Heh.

Oh, and I love Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then its beef.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Smart parents teach their kids that 2+2= whatever Chuck Norris wants it to equal.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris puts the word 'laughter' in the word 'manslaughter'.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris on the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says "Now".

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Chuck Norris once finished the "Song that Never Ends".

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say 'I end lives'. Well, Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say 'Chuck Norris', which means the same thing.

There are no disabled people, just people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a 'get out of jail free card' and a green 4 from the game Uno.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

The best way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes dead people.


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1. Memory Lane » reviews
Some memories are better left forgotten, but forgetting everything has only made things worse for the broken Grey Warden Nallia Tabris. Set after the defeat of the Archdemon.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-21-09 - Tabris & Alistar
2. To Misuse and Abuse » reviews
One shots revolving around the different uses of true names.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 5-9-09
3. Through Her Eyes » reviews
The Trinistyr Trilogy through the eyes of a cheeky rogue, Anya, ready to add more 'dys' than 'functional' to the already broken group of adventurers. Joining Davyn, Nearra, Icefire, Jirah and Keene she's about to be thrown into a world of adventure.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,314 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 12-14-07
4. Line of Reasoning » reviews
Why? Because some people find sanity a little confining.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-14-09 - Published: 2-1-08
5. Colder than Cania » reviews
Valens’ about to face his greatest challenge yet; the cold woman Vikki. She’s the prophetical saviour of the Underdark, but this tiefling knows better than to trust fairy tales sent by the Gods.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-5-09 - Published: 5-30-09
6. Make Me Warm reviews
A sonnett by Bella to Jacob about the way both him and Edward make her feel.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-08 - Complete
7. Amities Liaison » reviews
Short drabbles about the relationships between each of the characters and how they’ve evolved as people.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-08
8. Nightmare » reviews
Destroyed with the knowledge that Bella will inevitably become what Jacob despises, he leaves behind what is him, retreating within himself. He loses himself in the animal. This is the story of Jacob trying to find his way back. As told by my OC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-08
9. The Gods Hate Me reviews
Just another normal day for the Knight Captain of Crossroad Keep.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-9-08 - Complete
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