Burning-candlelight
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since: 06-05-06, id: 1060796, Profile Updated: 09-02-12
country: UK
Author has written 21 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Harry Potter.

Hello my name is Heather and I am a Romanceaholic

I'm 22 years of age and terrified about turning 30. I don't understand this I have just gotten a sudden fear of hitting this particular age. Not that I have anything against people of the age of 30 but me...30? No thanks.

I live in Northern Ireland in the very historical city of Londonderry = enough said on that matter lol. Don't really want to get into a rant about it :P

I believe I have a unique personality. I'm genuinely a very weird person. Sarcasm and odd conversations and observations is how I survive in the humour universe. However I seem to be funnier when I write and when I'm sick. I don't understand this but it is a thing I must accept which I do because it is serious fun to write humour fictions.

My boyfriend Simon is the love of my life and fills me with inspiration. He is awesome and probably thee geekiest person about LOTR that I have ever met.

When it comes to writing I seriously LOVE Harry Potter :D

I particularly love writing stories about Hermione, she is my imagination muse and love love love writing about her in many different situations :D

Shiplove:Hermione/Charlie, Herimone/Fred, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Cedric, Hermione/10th Doctor (don't ask lol)
Shiphate:Hermione/Harry, Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Snape, Hermione/Sirius

If you like me and/or my writing please send me a message...and who knows maybe I might write a story just for you
You'd have to ask nicely though :P


Soundtrack to my Life

Opening credits: Know your Enemy - Green Day

Waking up: Pokerface - Lady Gaga

Average day: Undisclosed Desires - Muse

Gaining hatered towards society: East Jesus Nowhere - Green Day

First Date: Set Fire to the third bar - Snow Patrol

Dance Scene: Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake

Fight scene: End of Heartache - Killswitch Engage

Aquiring superpowers: Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Breaking up:Cry me a River - Michael Buble

Getting back together: I Belong to you - Muse

Love Scene: Eyes on Fire - Blue Foundation

Life's okay:Fascination - Alphabeat

Mental breakdown: Basketcase - Green Day

Killing Rampage: Hysteria - Muse

Learning a lesson: Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters

Deep thought: Here I Sit - The All American Rejects

Flashback: Thanks for the Memories - Fall Out Boy

Battle with nemisis: The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars

Losing powers: Emergency - Paramore

Regreting: What I've done - Linkin Park

boyfriend from first date dies: My Immortal - Evanesence

Death scene: Hymn to the Fallen - John Williams

Closing credits: We'll meet again - Vera Lynn

Fin


Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Harry Potter

2. Hermione Granger

3. Draco Malfoy

4. Edward Cullen

5. Jasper Hale

6. ClanFintan

7. Zoe Redbird

8. Kaitlyn Fairchild

9. Gabriel Wolfe

10. Shannon Parker

11. Elena Gilbert

12. Damon Salvatore

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?No I haven't but a ClanFintan/Elena would be...interesting I guess

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? AMAZINGLY HOT

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Damon got Kaitlyn pregnant? That wouldn't surprise me but Gabriel would be pissed.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? No I haven't read any yet o.O

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?Hermione/ClanFintan...ummm no lol

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I think five/ninewould make an excellent twist to the Twilight plot! A real vampire and a psycic vampire COOL

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?If Zoe walked in on Hermione and Damon...I think she'd join in hahahaha!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Draco Malfoy gets sucked into the world of Partholon and meets the beautiful goddess incarnate of Epona, Shannon Parker, the wife of a brave Centaur. Coming from the same world Shannon and Draco find common ground with one another resulting in an attraction. Can Draco control himself around Shannon knowing that if he were to do anything her Centaur husband will kill him personally?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Not to my knowledge but hey everything is on the internet now!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. - Zoe/Damon! Omg...how about 'Love really bites' lmao ;D

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Edward wants to go out with Harry...hmmm...Edward was sick of Bella and wanted to try out something more magical...and enter Mr. Harry Potter.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? I'm the only one of my friends who reads fanfiction religiously lol. My best friend would occassionally but no she wouldn't read slash of any kind.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No I'm the only one to have read the Vampire Diaries Series lol

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Hermione/Edward/Jasper...MEOW! and no lol.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?'GIDDY UP!'

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Umm... "Sweet Dreams" - Beyonce FTW!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning a lot of Slash, magic and blood!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 'Ever made love with a goddess? Would you like to?' - CHEESE!


Memorable Quotes

"It's a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up." - J.K. Rowling

"I like a quiet life, you know me," - Harry Potter

"Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wondering around in thier slips." - Damon (The Fury - The Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith)

"Have you noticed every time there's a murderer on the loose they have that advert pop up from B&Q - "this week, hatchets, half price!"" - Lee Evans XL Tour 2005

about fizzy drinks machines "Who built that machine, to let that can, filled with gas, fall that far? You know, you put in that coin and it's just like KABOOM!" - Lee Evans XL tour 2005

"Why do they put the snooze button on alarms? They just know you're going to use them...Oh fuck, I've had a long sleep...I deserve a nap!" - Lee Evans Wired and Wonderful Tour 2002


Can't wait to get to know you all...KISSES AND HUGGLES

Burning-candlelight x


1. The Unexpected Baby » reviews
Odd things can happen when too much alcohol is consumed. See inside what happens to Hermione and Charlie when Charlie comes home from Romania on a holiday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 7-2-10 - Published: 6-27-09 - Charlie W. & Hermione G.
2. Of Red and Yellow » reviews
100 stories challenge by HermioneWeasleyFan...100 stories about Hermione and Cedric YAY :D...rated T for later stories just in case xxx Title change!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,117 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-27-10 - Published: 3-12-09 - Cedric D. & Hermione G.
3. A very wet Kiss reviews
Rose and Scorpius have a bit of a tiff and end up kissing in the rain...awwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-31-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
4. Trapped reviews
Hermione and Fred get stuck in a class room together after an unfortunate prank malfunction. What will happen as they wait for Hagrid to get them out? Reply to Just Dialogue/Description challenge HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-20-10 - Fred W. & Hermione G. - Complete
5. Pieces of Parchment reviews
In her sixth year at Hogwarts Lucy Weasley has to deal with bullying and a rather hot Slytherin. A reply to El Betso's HPFC next gen. challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-10 - Lucy W. - Complete
6. Underwear Embarrassment reviews
The most Embarrassing thing to ever happen to Hermione Granger as told by the lady herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-22-09 - Hermione G. - Complete
7. The Secrets of Female Gryffindor's reviews
After summer exams an annual event occurs in the Gryffindor common room between all of the girls in the house. Boys dare not enter when it is going on. What secrets will be revealed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-15-09 - Hermione G. - Complete
8. The Girl who has Everything reviews
Hermione Granger has been given the task of buying Victoire Weasley a Secret Santa Christmas present...not as easy as it sounds. A Secret Santa Challenge given by StoryGirl02
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-14-09 - Hermione G. & Victoire W. - Complete
9. The Consequence of Impulse reviews
A lot can happen when you act on an impulse. Hermione Granger soon finds out exactly what the consequences can be. First Dramione in a long time...please no flamers xxxx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
10. Foam Party reviews
Hermione recieves the kiss of her life when she attends a Foam Party organised by Fred and George...the only problem is she doesn't know who it was from! Pairing to be decided later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-2-09 - Hermione G.
11. I'm going to die a Virgin! reviews
A chat between brothers about manly aspects of life turns into an unexpected kiss. Find out who is going to die...the Virgin. AU set in the summer before 4th year :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-12-08 - Charlie W. & Hermione G. - Complete
12. 2 weeks in Romania » reviews
Can a 2 week holiday change someone for good? Find out what occurs when Hermione Granger spends 2 weeks with Charlie Weasley in a foreign country. AU :D *COMPLETE YAY*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,689 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Charlie W. & Hermione G. - Complete
13. By the Oak Tree reviews
Sequal to "At the Dinner Table" Hermione decides to do what Fred asked of her. Find out what happens when she meets him By the Oak tree. No Flamers please :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-2-08 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete
14. And where have u been? reviews
Hermione gets in from a date and is confronted by her dorm mates! Who was she out with and did anything happen? HGFW please no flamers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-1-08 - Fred W. & Hermione G. - Complete
15. At the Dinner Table reviews
Many different kinds of conversations can occur around the dinner table. See what happens when Hermione and Fred get to talking. AU and no flamers please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-19-08 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete
16. I'm not a Lonely Heart! » reviews
Hermione hates the Lonely Hearts column in the Daily Prophet but when an ad for herself is placed in against her will, what will be the outcome? Dramione fic please no flamers rated T just to be careful xD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,870 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 4-7-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
17. The Quidditch Accident reviews
Draco Malfoy gets into a bad Quidditch accident, find out what happens and who looks after him inside lol. Bad summary but it will do hehehe
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-30-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
18. The Best Goodbye reviews
[OneShot]DH SPOILERS. Hermione is home alone one night and gets a heavenly visit from someone she thought she'd never see again! No Flamers please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-27-07 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete
19. Let's Play TAG! reviews
How can one harmless game of Tag turn into a makeout session? Well Fred and Hermione seemed to have found a way around it...please no flamers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 9-11-06 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete
20. Dear Diary reviews
[Oneshot] BV fiction. Snippets have been taken from Bulma's personal diary. Read how Vegeta came into her life and how his pressence will change her life forever! Warning there might be a hint of OOCness...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-3-06 - Bulma & Vegeta - Complete
21. Will you believe me? » reviews
VB Vegeta has the perfect reason to split Bulma and Yamcha up, but will Bulma believe him? Complete NOW!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-10-06 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete