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since: 06-05-06, id: 1060860, Profile edited: 01-24-08
Author has written 3 stories for Batman.

Last Updated: Thursday, January 24th, 2007

Welcome to the joint collaboration account of Gladrial and Sno-Chan! For those of you who don't know, our specialty is Batman fanfiction with an extreme emphasis on Joker/Harley Quinn and the Gotham Rogues in general.

~ Our Process ~

Each fic starts out as an idea, presented by Sno-Chan in the form of some comedic presentation to Gladrial, who molds the thought into something grand and delightful. After several outlining sessions and much name-calling, Gladrial begins work on the actual writing portion. She then produces a chapter made from her own blood, sweat and tears, which Sno-Chan rips to shreds during the beta session.

Eventually, after many a beratement of grammar, the story is presented to you, our dear readers, in the hope that you will review with even a meager "omglolz yuo guys r gr8t!11."

By having two authors, you will receive the best of both worlds: Sno-Chan's comedic story outlines and touch for classy smut; Gladrial's award winning dialogue and uninhampered writing style. Not only that, but are you aware just how many beta sessions the completed fic goes through before posting? Let's just say it's far too many.

One of our unique characteristics is that we try to blend the worlds of the animated universe and the comics, giving us a lovely amount of freedom and access to more characters and ideas. Playing fast and loose with the timeline is our main foray, but we do it with an extreme amount of reverence and Gladrial has the largest comic collection Sno-Chan has ever heard of.

A personal note from Gladrial and Sno-Chan: If your JHQ is turning out FLUFFY, then you're doing it WRONG. This isn't because we're against having your own interpertation of the characters, but rather because we're extremely for sticking with what canon provides. And yes, our JHQ is sometimes a little fluffy if you look at it a certain way, but it's not fluffy in the general sense. I mean, you really can't describe fluff as 'he decided not to stab any of her vital organs today.' In some of our stories he isn't extraordinarily abusive, so would the definition of JHQ fluff be lack of abuse? We don't know if that qualifies. ...The fact that we'd even consider it fluffy for a moment makes us rather twisted.

~ Current Projects ~

(Note: Almost all of our WIPs are tagged by short, descriptive titles prior to completion.)

Roadtrip II: Y'all Die Quick Now, Ya Hear?- The inferior, low budget sequel! When teleportation goes horribly wrong, the clowns discover that there are worse places than hell afterall.

Smackfuck- "Ow, that hurts Puddin'...Puddin' stop...STOP!"

Partyfic- Harvey needs a date and Renee doesn't know it but she's available! Now if he could just get her to stop yelling at him...


~ Henchwench Applications ~

A multi-fandom, multi-universe job search.

Applicant's Name: Paige a.k.a. Sno-Chan

Personality: Unfailingly cheerful, Eternally optimistic, Quick witted, Extremely loyal, Friendly to a fault, Very bouncy, Easygoing type of gal

Qualifications/Past Experience: Survived regular public high school math classes, Loyal high-ranking henchwoman to meglomanical virus dictator for 3+ years (Non-Romantic), Professional fangirl since the age of 10 (Star Wars started it!)

Special Skills: Super grammar correcting, Spinning around really fast and knocking into things, Shopping spree ability, Specialized fangirl glomp, Pinches hard, Great hair, Trained in over 42 different forms of sarcasm and parody, Sugary baked goods a speciality, Classy smut writing

Weaknesses: Severe claustrophobia, Overanalyzes, Distracted by shiny things, Hits like a girl, Easily confused, Really very silly

Personal Preferences in Employer: Intelligent, Clever ideas, Sharp wit. Spandex wearers need not contact. Killing of children and animals severely frowned upon. Gimmicks welcomed and identity, costume etc. will be tailored to fit.

Goals: To hang on the arm of a powerful criminal genius and look sexy. To be a trusted confidant and assist him in his heists/world conquest. If that doesn't pan out I'll settle for being a loving suburban housewife who happens to provide spectacular smut for the fangirl communities.


Applicant's Name: Amanda a.k.a. Gladrial10

Personality: Happy-go-lucky, Laid back kinda gal, Loyal to the end, Procrastinator extraordinaire, Finds joy in the small (and often stupid) things in life

Qualifications/Past Experience: Completely devoted fangirl for the past twelve years, Know my fandoms inside and out, Practically limitless resources, Comic guru

Special Skills: Dialogue writing is my specialty, Easily becomes all-obsessed, Performs well under pressure, Great in the kitchen, Fantastic and diverse taste in music

Weaknesses: Puts things off until last minute, Loses track of time when engrossed in something, Will talk about things you don’t care about endlessly unless stopped, Owns the most ridiculous DVD collection known to man (Is that a weakness or a strength?), Frightened of bugs and needles

Personal Preferences in Employer: Good sense of humor, Know what you want and don’t mind stepping on toes to get it, Ego factor a plus, Gimmicks are okay

Goals: To hang on the arm of an even more powerful criminal genius and look even sexier. And if I can’t get that, I’ll take being one of DC’s head writers.




1. Roadtrip » reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get the hell out of town.
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,395 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 11-20-07
2. Infamous Secrets » reviews
What can the inmates at Arkham do when their deepest secrets get revealed to the public?
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 11-6-06
3. Crime Alley Couture reviews
Four drunks have just made the mistake of their lives: calling Harley Quinn a hooker! What will the Joker and his cane have to say about that...? JokerxHarley
Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 7-6-06
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